Skipper Duke

Roger, did you know I'm around her age? Wow.

Folks... I have a tip for y'all. Does your phone die fast? I can fix it. Go in your settings and turn off adaptive brightness. Set it manually on 20% and it will stay on 20. It won't jump all around on you. Your battery lasts longer too that way."

That farmer in Season 1 Deputy Dukes, who got his truck door knocked off, you know he took to long to get out and get into the Springville Hotel. That's why that happened. When he drove away and came back later, he wasted time sitting there looking both ways before even opening the door to get out. But then, he wasted more time standing there looking both ways again after getting out. He had plenty enough time to step down shut the door and make it to the hotel safely before Bo Luke and the bad guys returned again.

Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke. When Luke and Boss Hogg argue about the mirror and how to square it. Because it was off center. Luke:"All you gotta do is lift up the right hand side Boss!" Boss:"If you wanna lift it up, do it yourself!" Luke:"Alrighty!" (Fixes mirror.)"No problem!"

I found 2 in Season 1 Mary Kaye's Baby. In the chase with McQuade & Leo, first Luke is driving, then Bo, then Luke again. Luke knocked the passenger side door off of McQuade & Leo's limo. But when McQuade & Leo show up at the Duke Farm, and get out of the limo, you can hear 2 doors shut. It should've been only Leo's door on the driver's side that we hear shut.

Season 7 The Haunting of J. D. Hogg Luke:"Hey Bo. You think that new bridge is finished over at Baker Creek?" Bo:"Probably not. It takes county funds to fix it." Uncle Jesse:"Now just a minute. Are you boys thinkin' what I think yer thinkin'? I don't wanna go flyin' in this car!" Bo:"We don't neither Uncle Jesse. But we're here now. Hang on!"

Bad news Gilligan's Island fans. Looks like the Internet Archive doesn't work anymore. So if any of you didn't get to check out Sherwood Schwartz and his Son Lloyd Schwartz 2004-2005 The Real Gilligan's Island reality series remake, now you won't be able to.

Titanic Trivia: Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson) suffered from hypothermia during filming Jack's death scene. Double whammy for him. Suffered it for and his character died from it. Poor Leonardo a double whammy for him.

Titanic Fun Fact: The water was so cold that Kate Winslet (Rose DeWitt Bukater) caught pneumonia because she refused to wear a wet suit under her costume due to authenticity.

I have a few new ones y'all. Brazilian female guitarist Larissa Liveir, British female guitarist Sophie Burrell and American female guitarist Dominique Ruiz.

Season 5 Lawman of the Year. Waylon Jennings:"The men around Hazzard take pride in their cookin', their women and their cars. An' Ol' Coy an' Vance Duke are about the best drivers around. They have to be to keep up with Daisy. A real double threat. An' she can cook too." Daisy:"Hey! What's with you fellas? I thought you were supposed to give me some competition." Coy:"We're just takin' it easy on you little cuz. Wait til we get back on level ground." Waylon Jennings:"Now where's he gonna find that in Hazzard?" Daisy:"Yeah yeah! Well, you remember there's a yellow flag on Old Mill Road. An' remember our bet fellas! Winner cooks breakfast an' does dishes fer a week! Yahoo!" Waylon Jennings:"Them boys better get movin'. They cook bad!" Daisy gets caught by Rosco in a speed trap. Waylon Jennings:"How some ever, I got a feeling that there ain't nobody gonna win this race."

Season 2 Quick Before It Sinks. Skipper:"And now Gilligan, this will be the most important of our tests, being as we're in our hammocks so much." Gilligan:"Yeah, we'll be to weak from the lack of food to stand up!"

Gilligan's Island fans... Ever noticed how every time Gilligan says "Smooth sailing" something goes wrong? Season 1 Episode 1 Two on a Raft, when he says it, the rain storm came and made the raft sink. In Season 2 Episode 6 Quick Before It Sinks, when he says it, the ark they built falls apart during high seas and strong weather testing.

HazzardNet friends... Something that puzzles me about 9/11/01. How did the 19 terrorists get their box cutters past the metal detectors in airport security? The box cutters they used as weapons to hijack the planes, the blades I would think are metal and would certainly set off the metal detectors.

Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now Gilligan has the Japanese Sailor's glasses and the sailor is blindly driving his submarine around the Lagoon trying to leave Gilligan's Island. Skipper:"He's driving that thing like he's drunk." Gilligan:"He's not drunk Skipper. He not have grasses on!"

Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now. Skipper is stuck in Japanese Sailor's submarine. Skipper:"I'm stuck!" Gilligan:"You mean you can't get in?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"You can't get out?" Skipper:"No Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Then that's why you're stuck." Skipper:"Yes Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I got just the thing. Coconut Oil. It's nice and slippery." Skipper:"But Coconut Oil is gooey!"

I just saw a Facebook post that made me think a very funny comment. But I refrained myself from writing it though. I saw a woman with her boobies nearly falling out of her top. The caption read Why don't pictures like this ever trend now? The comment I was thinking and didn't write. "Because most people are catching on that it's a scammer using the photo to get money credit cards or gift cards that's why. Lol."

Season 5 Vance's Lady Vance:"Now what? We're not goin' over 55." Coy:"Since when did a Sheriff's car in Hazzard go by the rules?" Vance:"Yer right cuz. It don't rightly seem fair that they shouldn't an' we should." Both boys:"Hahaha."

Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape. In Hazzard Square at Boss Hogg's house, Coy Vance and Boss in the General Lee chase the bad guys. Daisy and Uncle Jesse are in his truck. The bad guys and General Lee are long gone. Uncle Jesse becomes increasingly frustrated at the not wanting to start truck and hits it on the steering wheel "Dang blasted it, you truck!"

OMG HazzardNet family and friends... I saw the funniest thing. There was a video of this girl in a bikini in the woods. She said "So. A fellow hiker just made fun of my stretch marks. He said "I was looking for a Cougar. But I didn't know there were any Tigers in these woods." I said "Honey if you can't handle a few stripes than you need to stay out of the Safari." Confident girl! She's on Instagram. She's called The Naughty Nymph.

Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman Wrongway:"That's awful! What is that!?" Ginger:"It's coffee!" Wrongway:"It's coffee!?" Ginger:"Sure. We make it from fish. I mean, the instant's not as good as the regular. But here!" Wrongway:"No! I don't want anymore!" Ginger:"Skipper! He's ready!"

Season 4 Dukescam Scam Judge Potts:"Shut up Sheriff!" Cletus:"Shut up Rosco!" Rosco"Cletus, just because yer the bailiff, that don't give you the right to call me Rosco, an' to tell me to shut up!" Judge Potts:"Well, I got the right Sheriff! An' I said "Shut up!" Rosco:"Oh! Well, that's different!"

Season 5 The New Dukes Daisy:"You know, Uncle Jesse. After 6 years, I don't think I'm gonna even recognize my own cousins." Uncle Jesse:"Oh. I think you'll recognize 'em." A car is heard, it comes flying thru the air over the Duke Farm. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" The car lands. Uncle Jesse:"Now, do you recognize 'em?" Daisy:"Haha!"

Season 3 The Legacy Luke:"This road's gettin' as crowded as the Indianapolis 500!" Bo:"Haha!" Uncle Jesse:"Haha!" Lucinda Meadows:"Get over!" Bo:"That joker that's tryin' to pass us is liable to sprout wings if he hits Deadman's Curve better than 20 miles an hour!" Lucinda:"Get over! Get over!" Bo:"That lady's in trouble. You better speed up Luke!" Luke:"You got it!"

Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again. After Rosco runs him off the road and they both crash on opposite sides of the road trying get away from the other. ATF Agent Roy Winters:"Every time I get mixed up with J. D. Hogg, I gotta double my auto insurance."