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Skipper Duke

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  1. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I happen to be Buford T Justice, a distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority!"
  2. Jr. Justice:"Daddy look at the big ugly alligator." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me i gotta call your momma."
  3. (Season 1 Forget Me, Not) scene. Skipper:"6 Japanese prisoners in 15 minutes! I may take the whole Japanese Army single handed!"
  4. Kait Tucker Thank ya! A guy on Facebook in a group once said about this one when he saw it "That's embarrassing!" Wow!
  5. Snowman:"Yeah I see alright. Us goin' to jail if we get caught, that's what I see."
  6. Dukes Trivia: Who got caught in the Celebrity Speed Trap and what did she sing?
  7. (I don't what episode this is by heart/off hand/off the top of my head. But it's Season 2 or Season 3.)
  8. (Season 1 Lost Pilot Episode Marooned) scene. The Castaways are listening to the radio detail their fate.
  9. Dusty:"Cletus! You forgot the mustard." Cletus:"I forgot the mustard? Woman sit down!"
  10. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) scene. Skipper:"It's all my fault! I should've gone after my Little Buddy in the first place!" Mary Ann:"You tried Skipper, you tried!"
  11. https://youtu.be/ArYhczFUMWM
  12. https://www.facebook.com/groups/283690332142279/permalink/1181210505723586/?sfnsn=mo
  13. (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"Whatcha doin' son?" Rudy:"Squirtin' flies!" Bo Duke:"Hahaha! I hate kids!" Jill Dobson:"Haha!"
  14. (Season 2 Deputy Otis) Ralph Campbell:"Alright Otis. Now that the coast is clear, how 'bout a little snort? A taste. You know? Cocktail time."
  15. (Season 1 Two on a Raft) Gilligan:(Working on raft)"I finished it!" Skipper:(Is nearby, and rushes over to Gilligan.)"Oh that's great! I knew you could do it Gilligan. I'm really proud of my Little Buddy!"(He looks around, and sees the unfinished raft.)"Wait a minute! Do you call that finished?" Gilligan:"Not the raft! The sign!"(Points to a sign that reads GILLIGAN RAFT MAKER.)"It's a beauty isn't it?" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan! But we can't sail the sign! Now, start lashing poles together with that vine!"
  16. Regina Cunningham:"Can't we even talk about this like rational human beings?" Arnie Cunningham:"One of 'em took a sh** on the dashboard of my car Ma! Now, how's that for rational, huh!?"
  17. APO(Amusement Park Owner):"Excuse me s s s sir I'm the owner of of this this here m m mess." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"What is it yer tryin' to tell me?" APO(Amusement Park Owner):"I'd just like to s s say o o one t t t thing. W w w we're closed!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get in the car Jr.! We're surrounded by a mental case!"
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