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Skipper Duke

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  1. Y'all... The final revised version!" "Friends, I just had an amazing realization! I believe God had a plan for me to own the Pakistani version of the Benford Yacht Hat, even when the seller switched the braid style. It was as if God said, 'I know you want the $249 hat, but I've got a more affordable option for you - $78.29! And I'll use this experience to lead you to the perfect Lancaster replica, crafted with love by Mom!' It's amazing how God works in mysterious ways, turning what seemed like a disappointment into a blessing in disguise. Share your own stories of God's providence in the comments below!" It really was a stepping stone leading to my 100% perfect screen accurate Gilligan's Island Skipper's hat just like what Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. made for Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper Jonas Grumby). Now I have my Hollywood one-off. Er "Hollyweird one-off" as Ol' Waylon Jennings would say. See friends... The bait and switch was a good thing after all. Very subtle. Helped me temporarily own a Benford which would receive an overhaul into a Lancaster my dream hat when Mom made and installed correct braid on it. Maybe it was meant to work out the way it did? In the end, I ended up with the perfect replica that I was seeking all along.
  2. Revamped more detailed version. "Friends, I just had an amazing realization! I believe God had a plan for me to own the Pakistani version of the Benford Yacht Hat, even when the seller switched the braid style. It was as if God said, 'I know you want the $249 hat, but I've got a more affordable option for you - $78.29! And I'll use this experience to lead you to the perfect Lancaster replica, crafted with love by Mom!' It's amazing how God works in mysterious ways, turning what seemed like a disappointment into a blessing in disguise. Share your own stories of God's providence in the comments below!" It really was a stepping stone leading to my 100% perfect screen accurate Gilligan's Island Skipper's hat just like what Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. made for Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper Jonas Grumby). Now I have my Hollywood one-off. Er "Hollyweird one-off" as Ol' Waylon Jennings would say. See friends... The bait and switch was a good thing after all. Very subtle. Helped me temporarily own a Benford which would receive an overhaul into a Lancaster my dream hat when Mom made and installed correct braid on it.
  3. "Friends, I just had an amazing realization! I believe God had a plan for me to own the Pakistani version of the Benford Yacht Hat, even when the seller switched the braid style. It was as if God said, 'I know you want the $249 hat, but I've got a more affordable option for you - $78.29! And I'll use this experience to lead you to the perfect Lancaster replica, crafted with love by Mom!' It's amazing how God works in mysterious ways, turning what seemed like a disappointment into a blessing in disguise. Share your own stories of God's providence in the comments below!"
  4. Fun Fact: Tom Wopat(Luke Duke) once dated actress Randi Brooks(Lisa Sue L. S. Pritchard) of Dallas in the episode Farewell Hazzard.
  5. Season 6 Undercover Dukes Bo: "Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?" Luke: "Because they ain't allowed to eat on duty." Bo: "What?" Luke: "Want a hot buttered camera?"
  6. Season 2 Mine Hero Professor:"First, I'll demagnetize myself." Gilligan:"Don't do that!" Skipper:"Gilligan, he said he was gonna demagnetize himself!" Gilligan:"I know, but it sounds awful!"
  7. Season 1 How to Be a Hero Mr. Howell:"Show a little knee!" Skipper:"Well, alright!"(Starts to raise pants leg.) Mr. Howell:"Not you Skipper, Mary Ann! Cheesecake!"
  8. X rated moonshine running movie of Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse(Days of Shine and Roses)
  9. Season 1 Two on a Raft Gilligan:"Professor, those savage Marubi what do they do?" Professor:"They're collectors Gilligan." Gilligan:"Oh. That doesn't so bad. What do they collect?" Professor:"Heads!" Gilligan(High pitched after Professor walks away off screen.):"Heads!?"
  10. Season 2 Love Me, Love My Skipper Mrs. Howell:"You've shown Mr. Howell in his true light. He's arrogant, bigoted, childish, dreadful and inconsiderate." Skipper:"Come on, Mrs. Howell, he's not that bad." Mrs. Howell:"Those are his GOOD points."
  11. Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan. Skipper:"Yes Master." Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment! Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye, aye, Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"
  12. I decided to word this a little better. "I've learned from experience that people often make false claims when selling things, but in this case, it didn't matter because my mom stepped in and fixed the issue! The seller made a mistake, but mom turned it into a positive outcome and I finally got the braided Skipper's hat I wanted" and to add more to it. Other sellers who advertise the Mouse Braid, their customers receive it. So that's clear evidence that my seller Bluenox pulled bait and switch on me.
  13. Elmer(Russell "Snake" Harmon's pet)
  14. My experience has taught me this... People lie to sell things. But it doesn't matter anymore cuz my seller's lie about the braid isn't an issue anymore. Mom made and installed the correct one for me on the hat.
  15. Good Guy Agent 014 Dream sequence Season 3 episode The Invasion Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"Here! Let me take that heavy bag off your arm so you can eat." Gilligan/Agent 014:"No! I just realized something!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"You're not my mother!" Skipper:/Gilligan's mother:"How did you find out?" Gilligan:/Agent 014:"Because my real mother would make me wash my hands before I eat. Besides, my real mother is a woman!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What're you gonna do to me 014 kill me!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"No that's to good for you. I have a torture for you worse than death!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"You mean!?" Gilligan/Agent 014:"Exactly! Sit down there at the table, eat your soup, and don't spill a drop!"
  16. Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery Waylon Jennings:"Friends, if Boss only knew that money Rosco seen was from his bank, he would be chokin' on that Pork Chop."
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