Everything posted by Skipper Duke
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Who would you hang out with in Hazzard?
Cousin Lori Davenport... Did you know James Cavan(Artie Bender's)paintings were actually painted by James Best(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane)?
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The last 24 hours
Cousin Roger Duke Yep!
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Coy and Vance?
Cousin Mark B/ Scooter Davenport... Roseanne did that when Lecy Goranson the original Becky Connor left, they brought in Sarah Chalke to replace her and still called the character Becky.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan:"I got an idea. When we get close enough to him, let's yell!" Skipper:"What? So he can hear us!?" Gilligan:"No. To make sure the people on the radio hear us!" Skipper:"There's something wrong with that idea! Only I don't have time enough to figure it out."
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Word Association
Dixie horn
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The last 24 hours
Cousin Roger... He is coming along great!
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Alf Series episode Alf on Gilligan's Island/Somewhere Over the Rerun) Alf:(Sleeping against a palm tree. He wakes up.)"I must've slept thru the night." (He stretches.)"Ahh. Hey. Where's my shovel? Where's my house" Gilligan:"Skipper! Skipper! Could I fish too!?" Alf:"It's Gilligan. The Skipper too." Skipper:"Shhh! Gilligan, you'll scare the fish!" Gilligan(drops tackle box on Skipper's foot.)Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Shhh! You'll scare the fish!" Skipper(smacks Gilligan with hat.) Alf:"I'm here on Gilligan's Isle!" Gilligan(casts his fishing line into the Lagoon, after unknowingly snatching Skipper's hat off with it first.) Skipper:"Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Skipper, what happened to your hat?" Skipper:"You're using it for bait!" Alf:(Muffled laughter.) Gilligan:"I'll get it back for you Skipper. Don't worry. Here."(Pulls the hat back to shore, puts it on Skipper's head. The hat is now sopping wet. It pours all over Skipper.) Skipper:"Gilligan! You idiot!"(Snatches off Gilligan's own hat, and smacks him with it.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" Alf:"Ha ha ha! You guys are hilarious! Encore! Encore! Yeah!" Skipper:"Who are you!?" Alf:"I'm Alf. Your biggest fan! I worship the sand you walk on."
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 1 Physical Fatness) Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab." Ginger:"Spoonful of pineapple." Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab..." Skipper:"Girls! Must you feed him in front of me!?" Mary Ann & Ginger:"No Skipper. We could go somewhere else." Skipper:"Wait a minute! At least I can smell the food! Even if my stomach isn't happy, my nose is happy!"
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Being a fan of both... As much as it pains me and I hate to say it much less even think it... But don't be surprised if the way this crazy world is, it cancels Gilligan's Island reruns for violence cuz of the Skipper always smacking Gilligan's head, stomach or butt with that hat, or for not having black guest stars or blacks in the regular main cast. Or if they cancel The Andy Griffith Show reruns for having no blacks in the guest spots or main cast. Yeah the disclaimer at the start of GI reruns. They can also do that for TAGS too. But that means nothing. If enough people find fault with it to b**** about the show they might take the show off. They could have put the disclaimer with Dukes about the flag but rather then do that they chose to remove the reruns. Sad when the only guaranteed way people can watch TV is on DVD/CD.
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 2 People's Choice) Uncle Jesse:"Now when I made the deal with the U. S. A. Federal Government that you two got probation you two were to report to your Hazzard County probation officer once a month. Now isn't that right!?" Bo Duke:"Yes sir we did." Uncle Jesse:"Well, then why didn't you?" Bo Duke:" Well, because they never told us who the dang guy was! Uncle Jesse:"Watch yer language." Bo Duke:"Yes sir!" Daisy Duke:"I guess you know who it is now." Luke Duke:"Yeah. When it comes to nailin' us, Boss is beginning to be a master at splittin' hair."
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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Luke Duke:(Into The Jethro Bros listening bug.)"Boss. This here's Luke Duke. You got yer ears on? Now, me and Bo got a personal message for ya. Just for your ears only, so listen up you here?" Boss Hogg:(Into listening bug controller.)"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'!" (Dixie horn blasts in his ears.)