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Skipper Duke

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  1. Howdy y'all! How To Succeed In Hazzard is available now.
  2. Exciting news fer y'all... Undercover Dukes Parts 1 & 2 are available now.
  3. Season 3 Voodoo Skipper:"Talking to him is like talking to a wall!" Gilligan:"Do you notice anything different about the Professor?" Skipper:"There's nothing different about the Professor. He's just as stubborn as he ever wuz-"
  4. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Alan Hale Jr. wore Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. in the original 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967. All 3 movies Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978), The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979) and The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981) had Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. and Midway Uniform Cap Co. in the theme song scenes. "The Skipper Brave and Sure" scene was Lancaster while "The Skipper too" scene was Midway. The only full movie to have Midway in the actual film not just theme song scenes is Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) though.
  5. Here's a question. In Season 2 You've Been Disconnected, when the castaways found that phone cable, why didn't they call their own homes? Surely they had family at home? You would think they would've called home instead of calling strangers.
  6. Season 3 Man With a Net Skipper:"A regular Captain Bligh!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"No talking in the ranks! And I'll have you know Captain Bligh was also a Britisher!"
  7. Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich Coy:"Capitol City, I think we lost this one Vance." Vance:"No we didn't, there's Rosco!"
  8. Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard. The Alien (Little Cousin) is driving Rosco's patrol car. Waylon Jennings:"Little Cousin is just havin' fun. And ain't aware that he could get hurt in this primitive machine."
  9. Dead and Alive & Play It Again Luke are available now y'all!
  10. Season 2 You've Been Disconnected Gilligan:"Skipper, I've been down there 99 times, that Cable just isn't down there." Skipper:"Gilligan, what number comes after 99?" Gilligan (Seeing the angry faces of the other castaways. He makes another dive for the telephone cable in the Lagoon.):"100 coming right up."
  11. Good news fans. Right now on eBay is a Brand New Benford Yacht Hat version of the Skipper's Lancaster hat for $214.98 free shipping. Sweet deal. Because the Benford Yacht Hat Brand New usually goes for $249 + $17.05 shipping. $266.05 from Benford Yacht Hat themselves. The discount one is being sold by RJ Keller Militaria.
  12. Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?" Professor:"What's going on?" Skipper:"Where's the-? Oh there you are. Mary Ann sees a boat out there!"
  13. Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Luke:"Dog gone it! It's Sheriff Little again!" Sheriff Little:"Cooperate now! Or I'll make you stop!" Bo:"Sorry Sheriff. But we ain't got the time to be sociable with you."
  14. Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Bo:"Awe shoot! It's Sheriff Little!" Waylon Jennings:"Now, one thing you don't wanna be is a Duke, facin' Big Ed Little. He hates the boys so bad, he once drew up plans for a new jail. With Bo an' Luke as the foundation."
  15. Heart of the Ocean necklace scene. Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this." Jack Dawson:"Alright." Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Wearing ONLY this!" (Throws a dime at Jack who catches it.)"As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want."
  16. PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000) Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?" Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-" Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin." Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!" Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!" Luke:"What!?" Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!" Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!" Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint." Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!" Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!"
  17. Moochie Welch:"You're a dead man now!"
  18. Leigh Cabot:"I think I was supposed to be next or something." Dennis Guilder:"Come on. No way. Arnie would never do that." Leigh Cabot:"I don't think he's Arnie Dennis."
  19. Dennis Guilder:"I see we got the old rust bucket tonight, huh?" Arnie Cunningham:"Ah ah. You wanna watch you call my car. She's real sensitive." Dennis Guilder:"Is she?" Arnie nods. Dennis Guilder:"Sorry Christine." Arnie Cunningham:"Good boy. Let's motorvate!"
  20. I don't look the way the average cowboy singer looks I'll admit I've taken things I never should've took You could read a different story in a lot of different books But even then you won't really know how it was a long time ago
  21. You keep a packin' up my clothes nearly everybody knows that you're still just a puttin' me on 'Cause when I start a walkin' gonna hear you start a squawkin' an' beggin' me to come back home 'Cause ever since you were a little bitty teeny girl you said I was the only man in this whole world Now you better some thinkin' then you'll find you got the only daddy that'll walk the line
  22. I will have sweet sweet mental revenge All in all if the curtain should fall Lord I hope that it falls on you
  23. Good news y'all... High Flyin' Dukes, Cooter's Girl & Heiress, Daisy Duke are available now!
  24. Season 6 Targets Daisy & Lulu Cousin Big Dan Hogg:"Alright Cousin J. D.! So, it's a double cross is it!? First, you get my money. Now, you wanna rob me of the necklace! Shame on you! Stealin' from kin!"
  25. Y'all... I'm puzzled about something in Season 5 Daisy's Shotgun Wedding. When she successfully escaped from the Beaudries cabin in Tennessee and made it to Rosco's car which they stole and drove her there with. After she found no keys in it, because they took the keys out with them after arriving home with Daisy. Why didn't she try to hotwire it to get out of there?
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