Skipper Duke

Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich Coy:"Capitol City, I think we lost this one Vance." Vance:"No we didn't, there's Rosco!"

Season 7 Strange Visitor to Hazzard. The Alien (Little Cousin) is driving Rosco's patrol car. Waylon Jennings:"Little Cousin is just havin' fun. And ain't aware that he could get hurt in this primitive machine."

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Season 2 You've Been Disconnected Gilligan:"Skipper, I've been down there 99 times, that Cable just isn't down there." Skipper:"Gilligan, what number comes after 99?" Gilligan (Seeing the angry faces of the other castaways. He makes another dive for the telephone cable in the Lagoon.):"100 coming right up."

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Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?" Professor:"What's going on?" Skipper:"Where's the-? Oh there you are. Mary Ann sees a boat out there!"

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Luke:"Dog gone it! It's Sheriff Little again!" Sheriff Little:"Cooperate now! Or I'll make you stop!" Bo:"Sorry Sheriff. But we ain't got the time to be sociable with you."

Season 6 The Boars Nest Bears Bo:"Awe shoot! It's Sheriff Little!" Waylon Jennings:"Now, one thing you don't wanna be is a Duke, facin' Big Ed Little. He hates the boys so bad, he once drew up plans for a new jail. With Bo an' Luke as the foundation."

Heart of the Ocean necklace scene. Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Jack, I want to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this." Jack Dawson:"Alright." Rose DeWitt Bukater:"Wearing ONLY this!" (Throws a dime at Jack who catches it.)"As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want."

PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out (2000) Luke Duke:"Enos! Why'd you do that?" Enos:"Sorry fellas. But since Sheriff Rosco an' I was chasin' y'all this mornin' fer speedin'-" Rosco:"Enos, do you copy? This is an all points bulletin." Enos:"Yes sir, this is Enos Sheriff!" Rosco:"Enos keep an eye fer Daisy Duke! You see her again, you arrest her fer bank robbery!" Luke:"What!?" Bo:"Daisy robbed a bank!? I don't believe it!" Enos:"Yes sir Sheriff. This is Deputy Enos Strate. Over an' out!" Luke:"You know better than that Enos! Daisy would never rob a bank. Not even if she was forced at gunpoint." Enos:"I'm sorry boys. We'll get all this sorted out. But until then, y'all have to go to jail. Wait a minute!" Luke:"Enos, we ain't got time to get arrested. We're goin' to find Daisy!"

Moochie Welch:"You're a dead man now!"

Leigh Cabot:"I think I was supposed to be next or something." Dennis Guilder:"Come on. No way. Arnie would never do that." Leigh Cabot:"I don't think he's Arnie Dennis."

Dennis Guilder:"I see we got the old rust bucket tonight, huh?" Arnie Cunningham:"Ah ah. You wanna watch you call my car. She's real sensitive." Dennis Guilder:"Is she?" Arnie nods. Dennis Guilder:"Sorry Christine." Arnie Cunningham:"Good boy. Let's motorvate!"

I don't look the way the average cowboy singer looks I'll admit I've taken things I never should've took You could read a different story in a lot of different books But even then you won't really know how it was a long time ago

You keep a packin' up my clothes nearly everybody knows that you're still just a puttin' me on 'Cause when I start a walkin' gonna hear you start a squawkin' an' beggin' me to come back home 'Cause ever since you were a little bitty teeny girl you said I was the only man in this whole world Now you better some thinkin' then you'll find you got the only daddy that'll walk the line