JDhoggjr

I have to agree with y'all. They were a family through and through. That is why the show enjoyed as much success as it did and why the 2005 movie fell by the wayside. The movie was all about the stunts, and not enough about family. But that is just MHO.... Later all... jd

SHERIFF LITTLE This. He yanks the ripcord and starts up the Chainsaw. He lowers it toward the doors of the General Lee slowly, watching Beau’s “Oh you son of a *****†reaction. The spinning blade starts to grind against the metal door. BEAU No! Leave him alone! Beau tries to get up, but the deputy shoves him back down and uses a nightstick to keep him there. Sheriff Little deliberately takes him time while sawing through the door. It falls off with a clunk. SHERIFF LITTLE Now let’s see what we have here. He reaches under the seat and pulls out a medium jug filled with clear liquid. It twists off the cap, curls his pinky into the handle and takes a long swig. He replaces the cap and hands the jug to the deputy. LUKE You planted that! SHERIFF LITTLE Prove it! Take ‘em downtown and book `em. I’ll finish inspecting the vehicle and call the junk yard to come get what’s left. The deputy loads Luke into the backseat of the patrol car. Sheriff Little picks up the chain saw and begins tearing through roof of The General. Beau is almost hysterical. BEAU Why don’t you chop me up as well? What are you doing that for, he hasn’t done anything to you? Beau struggles with the deputy, trying to kick at Sheriff Little who begins working on the fenders of the General with sadistic glee. The Deputy drags Beau and holds his head down on the back windshield, making him watch in horror as Sheriff Little dismembers the General. INT. SHERIFF’S OFFICE - DAY Uncle Jesse and Daisy walk into the office. Cletus stands to great them. CLETUS Hiya Daisy. Hiya Uncle Jesse. Jesse looks at him and snaps back. UNCLE JESSE I ain’t yer Uncle Jesse. Dangnabbit, where are my boys? Cletus frowns and turns away shrugging. The door to the Sheriff’s office opens and Sheriff Little steps out. SHERIFF LITTLE Your ‘boys’ are being held on the suspicion of transportation of illegal alcohol. Bail is being set at $3500. CLETUS That’s $1250 a piece and a $1000 hauling fee from the junk yard. UNCLE JESSE You had my boys car towed to the junkyard? SHERIFF LITTLE Nope, I had the pieces hauled to the junkyard. Uncle Jesse moves toward Little, face blank. Daisy tries to hold him back, but he pulls free, walks over and stands toe to toe with the Sheriff. UNCLE JESSE Your father was one o’ my best friends. He was so much fun, I wonder how the heck did you ever turn out to be such a stick in the mud? Uncle Jesse reaches into his coveralls and pulls out a wad of cash, counts out and tosses the counted part of it at Sheriff Little. UNCLE JESSE (CONT’D) Here’s yer money. He turns to Cletus, as Sheriff Little counts it out. UNCLE JESSE (CONT’D) Go on, get my boys.

Hi All, Don't know if you remember a while back I had posted that I was trying to work on a sequel series for the Dukes...Well a certain posting has got the creative juices flowing again. So I thought I would post my "Teaser" Commercial idea for the new series.... ENJOY!!! V/O Black Screen Balladeer Do you remember Friday nights? EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY - DAY The GENERAL LEE jumps a dry creek bed. BEAU DUKE (V.O) YEEEEE-HAAAAA! The HAZZARD COUNTY SHERIFF CAR tries to jump and smashes into the opposing bank. FADE OUT V/O BLACK SCREEN BALLADEER Welcome back to Hazzard County. EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY SQUARE - DAY LOW SWEEP All is peaceful and quiet. The blast of the Dixie Horn fills the air. The GENERAL LEE 02 drifts around the corner being chased by a Hazzard County Sheriff's car. The General Lee 02 speeds out of the town square still being chased. BALLADEER (Chuckles) Y'all buckle up and hang on now, hear? The way I see it, the more things change, the more they stay the same...only in Hazzard County. ANNOUNCER: The Dukes return Friday night at 8pm EST.

Hey All, I appreciate all those kind comments from a while back and I would like to apologize to those who wanted to read more. I lost my job a while back, bout 8 months ago and was in a bad place for a long time. I am now starting to get back on my feet. I am gonna start posting parts of the script again, if'n y'all are still interested. Once again, Sorry for not logging in and posting more. Thanks. Dan

If someone can message me on either yahoo or msn, just before starting time, it would be greatly appreciated...thanks.

I live in Hawaii, so that is like a 6 hour time difference from the East Coast. I would actually be greatful for feedback and therapy as it is called in the first couple of posts (ROFL). Anytime since it is a 6 hour difference, let me know.

INT. COOTER’S REBEL REPAIR The General is fixed and repaired. Beau hugs the hood. EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY The General is driving down the road. Sheriff Little pulls out in front, causing them to swerve, almost hitting the car. Beau and Luke get out, and Little gives them another ticket. EXT. GENERAL STORE - DAY Beau and Daisy exit carrying bags of groceries and supplies. The General has a busted headlight, taillight, and driver’s side mirror. There are a pile of tickets under the windshield wiper. Daisy makes a disgusted face. Beau kicks the tire, injuring his foot. He hops around with a pained look. EXT. COUNTY COURTHOUSE - DAY Luke and Beau come out the front door to find the General parked in a red zone and a fire hydrant. There are several tickets fluttering under the windshield wiper. Beau grabs them, tears them up & tosses them in the air. Little walks out from behind a bush and writes even more tickets. Luke looks at Beau disgustedly. Sheriff Little smirks as he places in Luke’s outstretched palm. EXT. GRANNIE ANNIE’S HOUSE - DAY A CHICKASAW COUNTY DEPUTY skulks around the corner of the house, carrying a jug of clear liquid. The General Lee is parked out front. The deputy walks over and leans into the General’s window. He comes out, grinning and rubbing his hands. He sprints over to the bushes as the front door opens. Beau and Luke walk out of Grannie Annie’s house, each with a wad of cash. BALLADEER It seems to me that Grannie Annie paying a lot more for work less than done and the boys are about to get a big surprise. Beau sticks one leg into the General when the police sirens fill the air. Sheriff Little speeds towards the house. BEAU What the hell does he want this time? LUKE Do you want to stick around and find out? Beau shakes his head and climbs into the General. Luke follows suit and the General peels out. Grannie Annie waves after them. EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY ROAD - DAY Sheriff Little continues to pursue the Duke Boys in the General Lee. Sheriff Little activates the Bullhorn attached to his roof. SHERIFF LITTLE Alright you Duke Boys, pull over. INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY Luke looks back at the pursuing Sheriff Little. LUKE Faster, Beau. If we can get to the Fisher Creek bridge, we can get away. It’s out, remember? Beau looks at Luke and smile. EXT. HAZZARD COUNTY ROAD - DAY The General swerves and turns onto Fisher Creek Road. The bridge is being blocked by a Chickasaw Patrol Car. THE BALLADEER (V.O.) Ain’t Little just like a boy scout? Always prepared. INT. GENERAL LEE - DAY Beau yanks the wheel hard and skids to a stop sideways, stopping short in front of the deputy, who is leaning backwards against the car. EXT. FISHER CREEK ROAD - DAY Sheriff Little’s Patrol Car pulls up blocking the boys in. He steps out of his car and walks up to the General, where Beau is sitting behind the wheel. SHERIFF LITTLE All right. Out. Both of you. Luke sits on the windowsill. Beau gets out and leans back against the hood. LUKE So what’s the charge this time, Officer Piddle? Sheriff Little scowls at Luke. SHERIFF LITTLE I’m gonna have to teach you boys some respect for the law. Cuff these two, while I inspect their vehicle. The Deputy handcuffs Luke and then Beau. He sits them on the ground as Little starts by inspecting the trunk. He tosses clothes and assorted junk out onto the ground. SHERIFF LITTLE (CONT’D) Now, from what I understand, you boys used to run shine and according to the BATF, you were to cease and desist. Correct? BEAU Yeah, what’s it to you? SHERIFF LITTLE I got an anonymous tip, that you’re making one final delivery. LUKE Do you think we’d be stupid enough to break our own probation? Beau and Luke look at each other and laugh. Sheriff Little laughs and walks back to his car. He removes a large CHAIN SAW. BEAU What the hell is that for? Sheriff Little flashes a grin at them.

CLOCK WIPE EXT. ROAD CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY Cooter’s tow truck pulls next to one of the ambulances. He gets out as the paramedics are loading Rosco onto one ambulance and Cletus onto another with Enos sitting in the back. COOTER Man, you guys did a number on them, didn’t you? LUKE Hey, don’t blame... COOTER Lucas, you don’t have to explain nothing. The ambulances sound their sirens and light their lights, pulling away from the scene. COOTER (CONT’D) I’ll call my guys to come pick up the cars. Let’s head to the Boar’s Nest. EXT. BOAR’S NEST - DAY The General Lee pulls up outside the Boar’s Nest. Cooter parks in Boss Hogg’s stall. The three men exit their vehicles and walk into the Boar’s Nest. INT. BOAR’S NEST - DAY Cooter, Beau and Luke walk up the Bar. Daisy is cleaning glasses behind the counter as they approach and sit on the stools in front of the bar. Daisy smiles. DAISY Hiya fellas, what can I getcha? All three of them reply, in unison. LUKE, BEAU AND COOTER Beer! DAISY Coming up. Why the long faces, fellas? Beau looks at Luke with the “You tell her, cause you were driving†look. Luke shoots back with the “you really suck†look. Luke is about to speak when the door to Boss Hogg’s private office opens. Boss Hogg steps out, wearing a checkered BIB. He is holding a LARGE TURKEY LEG in one hand. He takes a large bite out of the Turkey leg. BOSS HOGG (in between chewing and lip smacking) Well, if it isn’t the Duke boys. Just who I’ve been looking for... Luke slams his mug on the counter. He turns to Boss Hogg, angrily. LUKE Dang it all, Boss. We’re in no mood to... Boss interrupts. BOSS HOGG Hold on there, Luke. I want you to meet the new law in Hazzard County. A clumping sound is heard from Boss’ Office. A large man steps into the bar. SHERIFF ED LITTLE, early 30’s, wearing a mirrored sunglasses, a green Sheriff’s Uniform Jacket, tan pants and brandishing a shotgun. Boss Hogg cackles between bites. BOSS HOGG (CONT’D) I want y’all to meet acting Sheriff of Hazzard County Ed Little. Sheriff Little is on loan from Chickasaw County, due to the fact you boys crippled mine. Cooter stands and throws his hat on the ground, in disgust. He walks toward Boss. COOTER Dang it, Boss. Now you have been doggin’ them boys... BOSS HOGG Uh-uh-uh...not too close, my new dog, see he don’t like troublemakers. Cooter steps back, hands raised. BOSS HOGG (CONT’D) Oh, and another thing, Sheriff Little here has a zero tolerance policy for probation and law breakers. He tends to use excessive force. Sheriff Little cocks his shotgun, forcefully. LUKE So, why is he working with you? You’re as crooked as Chickory Lane. Beau and Luke look at each other and laugh. Daisy giggles behind the bar. Cooter stands there for a second and then bursts into laughter. Boss puts on his innocent look. BOSS HOGG Me? The County Commisioner, crooked? Surely you jest! Boss cackles again and starts devouring the Turkey Leg. He walks back into the office, where a Ten-Course meal is laid out, buffet style. Sheriff Little, removes his sunglasses and glares at Beau and Luke. SHERIFF LITTLE I’ll be watching you Dukes. BEAU You and every eligible girl in the county. Sheriff Little raises an eyebrow at Beau, turns and clomps back into the office and shuts the door behind him. Daisy bursts into laughter. Beau and Luke give each other a high-five. Cooter walks over and claps both of them on the back. (Sheriff Little Harassment Scenes set to Music) (SFX: Overlay Tickets being written and torn off) EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - DAY Sheriff Little frisks Beau and Luke as they stand next to the General, hands on the hood. Sheriff Little handcuffs Beau and Luke to a tree and inspects the General. Not finding anything, he rips off the bumpers and hits the car a couple of times with a sledge hammer. The boys wince. Beau looks like he is going to cry.

What you think. BTW, I envisioned The Rock as Sheriff Little, so do with it what you will... I will post more based on the feedback....

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Are you ready for more? Since Obviously warner's couldn't care less abut what we fans want...I shall be posting more in the next day or so and I am VERY VERY Interested in feedback. Thanks JDhoggjr

I have had a really sucky 8 months and it is one of the reasons that I haven't been around to post or even read the site. My mom passed away due to complications from surgery due to late stage 3, early stage 4 Cancer. I haven't even continued writing the sequel series to the ORIGINAL that I was so hopped up on last year after that abyssmal 2005 whatever it was...However with a little better writing, I think the cast of "The Beginning" with the exception their choice of Cooter, could pull off a new "series". If any of y'all are interested to hear about my plotlines, send me a message. JdHogg Jr.

I do have a problem with the casting...BOSS HOGG IS STILL F***IN SKINNY! Damn it!!! and so is LULU... That is where the fun came in...Boss telling Rosco he married his fat sister and took her off his hands, so's Rosco wouldnt have to feed her no more. Actually I do like the casting of Harland Williams as Rosco...I think he can pull it off...

I am grateful for all the kind words and feedback for my story "The Dukes: The Hogg Strikes back that all of you have left. I am going to finish this screenplay in a couple of weeks. There is a reason for that. 5 weeks ago, my mother was diagnosed with Cancer. She passed on this past Saturday and now resides with the Lord. I miss her so much. She was 55. They say the hardest death to take is that of your mother, and I am inclined to agree. I am on a fast track I believe to finish all of the projects I have started and start actively trying to get them made. I have a wild idea, that will include all the denizens of Hazzard Net, but I am not sure that it will work...more to come in the future...as soon as I can clear it with the site moderators... Thanks Pineapple Dan aka Jdhoggjr

I know I am probably beating a dead horse, but I have been so busy trying to produce my horror film, I haven't worked on my Dukes sequel in a while. I also haven't finished, well besides basic summaries of plots for 13 episodes of a "Next Gen" series called The Dukes. I am hesitant to put the summaries up for the eps, because of all the legalities that could be gotten into, but send me a private message and I will be glad to tell you about them. The plot that I came up with for a Dukes Movie Sequel is A couple of Hoggs frame Luke with an attempted murder charge against Boss Hogg. Hughie and Jamie Lee also have their own plans to swindle Hazzard County right out from their Uncle Boss' feet, should he fail to pull through. Luke and Beau, along with their cousin Daisy and Uncle Jesse must find the real assassin before the law, including Sheriff Little catches them. Click on my name and look for my posts and tell me what you think, I'm gone... Jdhoggjr...

A couple of hard driving roughnecks, Down Hazzard County Way. We don't want no trouble, They just want to play. Just give 'em a race to run, with The General Lee, sonofagun ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun. ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun. Uncle Jesse: Yessir, The Duke Boys and Daisy are racing Boss Hogg clee-ar around the world and they gotta win the prize money so's Boss can't forclose on the family farm, naturally greedy ol' Boss wants the prize money and the farm for hisself, so he's gonna cheat and a-scheme every foot of the way. Just give 'em a race to run, with The General Lee, sonofagun ooh-wee, ooh-wee, we're gonna have some fun. Boss Hogg: Ohhhhh Them Dukes!

The fact is the damage was done...Burt is not and will never be Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg. That honor should go to someone else...maybe Will Sasso from Mad TV. I think he could do the role justice.

That was great. Good on you, Capt. I lurk around, don't post much, but I read almost everything here.

Sorrell studied at Yale and Columbia University, and mastered five languages (Six if you count Boss' Southern Drawl). During the Korean War, Booke worked in counter-intelligence where his lingual talents served him well. He died of colorectal cancer in 1994 just after his 64th birthday. Has two children: Alexandra and Nicholas

Take this job and shove it! By Johnny Paycheck Woohoo! I love this song. It's all better when it pisses off your ex-bosses...

The beginning is for the fans of the TV series...It gets better...honestly. It's a mystery/action plot. The Synopsis After being put on probation, Beau and Luke try to find things to do to occupy their time, since running shine is no longer an option. After a slight mishap which leaves Rosco slightly touched (in the head), The Dukes find themselves embroiled in a mystery of who shoots Boss Hogg at the Welcome Home ceremony for Rosco. Banding together to solve this Mystery, the Dukes and the Davenports race to find clues before Sheriff Little, who is teamed up with Rosco, catches them.

Hi Everyone, If, by some sheer dumb luck, or a bolt of lightning were to hit me and I was able to get something to someone at Warner Bros. regarding my sequel, which part can be found through the link below, would you watch it? Is there anything that needs serious changing (that you can see)? Please vote and let me know. Thanks. http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2357&highlight=

I want to see how "vanilla" it was before Broken Lizard put their "tain...oops, I mean spin", yeah that's right....... on it and read it for myself. Anyone know where I can get a copy? or read it online?

Just an awful script, Didn’t make much sense, Changed everything ya saw From the Duke Boys to the Law Boss Hogg was so thin Making us curse, Swear, shout, and coerce Our fellow Duke fans To stop this from traveling the lands Making it’s way From Coast to Coast Disregarding everything That made Hazzard the most. Just an awful film, It was such a disgrace It caused the Broken Lizard To hide their face IN SHAME! (YEEHAW!)

Hello Hazzardnet, I would love nothing more than to post the screenplay in it's entirety when I am finished with it. But if I did that, what would be the point in making the film. Everyone would have read it and no one would show up to the movie...lol...I will post a couple more pages in a few days...we'll see what the response is to the initial six first... Thanks for reading, I appreciate it one and all, jdhoggjr P.S. Maybe if you guys really really really really really want to read more, I'll post a little bit more....ok? Gotta let me know, though?