MaryAnne

"Big Enos's word is gold...." A great talent who will be missed.

"Big Enos's word is gold...." A great talent who will be missed.

There's just some things we don't need to know. ROFL

There's just some things we don't need to know. ROFL

Hilery!! So glad to hear from ya! Congrats on graduating! Housing sounds rough but hopefully it's just what it is, transitional and soon you'll be out in a better place. I've thought about ya and wondered how you were doing. I hope everything goes well with the job hunt and getting to a better apartment. And we hope to see you back here soon! MaryAnne

Hilery!! So glad to hear from ya! Congrats on graduating! Housing sounds rough but hopefully it's just what it is, transitional and soon you'll be out in a better place. I've thought about ya and wondered how you were doing. I hope everything goes well with the job hunt and getting to a better apartment. And we hope to see you back here soon! MaryAnne

Oooh! Could somebody out there that gets the newsletter be so kind as to forward a copy to us here at HNet? We'd sure appreciate it! webmaster@hazzardnet.com Thanks! MaryAnne

Oooh! Could somebody out there that gets the newsletter be so kind as to forward a copy to us here at HNet? We'd sure appreciate it! webmaster@hazzardnet.com Thanks! MaryAnne

I didn't see the particular segment with Burt, but of what I have seen with Jay Leno I can't believe this guy is still hosting the Tonight Show. I was going through some tapes one day and found I had taped a segment with the stars of Space Cowboys (Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones, and Donald Sutherland) and basically Jay had 4 Hollywood legends on his stage and he treated them like crap. His line of questioning was beyond stupid and watching Eastwood and Garner and the rest of them they looked very uncomfortable, almost as if on the verge of saying "How much longer do we have to endure this crap?" I was appalled to say the least. Perhaps Burt was finding the experience to be rather painful too. LOL

I didn't see the particular segment with Burt, but of what I have seen with Jay Leno I can't believe this guy is still hosting the Tonight Show. I was going through some tapes one day and found I had taped a segment with the stars of Space Cowboys (Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones, and Donald Sutherland) and basically Jay had 4 Hollywood legends on his stage and he treated them like crap. His line of questioning was beyond stupid and watching Eastwood and Garner and the rest of them they looked very uncomfortable, almost as if on the verge of saying "How much longer do we have to endure this crap?" I was appalled to say the least. Perhaps Burt was finding the experience to be rather painful too. LOL

I'm assuming when you say JS you mean Jessica Simpson and not John Schneider. LOL. Just clarifying!!

I'm assuming when you say JS you mean Jessica Simpson and not John Schneider. LOL. Just clarifying!!

Hi, Yes, we received your email but I have not had time to check your site out yet. Y'all hang on ya hear? MaryAnne

Hi, Yes, we received your email but I have not had time to check your site out yet. Y'all hang on ya hear? MaryAnne

I don't remember seeing any boobs. Did see a lot of rocker panels, rear suspension, and dirt flying tho'.

I don't remember seeing any boobs. Did see a lot of rocker panels, rear suspension, and dirt flying tho'.

Other possible captions... 1. "GAAAAHHH!!!!" 2. "GAAAAHHHHH!!! What the hell is this thing on my cake?!?! Who the hell is Betty Boop?!?!" 3. "GAAAAAHHHH!!!! I didn't have time to color my roots before this picture!!" 4. Jessica Simpson goes berserk at 25th birthday bash. Guests reported that Simpson saw the Betty Boop figure on the cake and started screaming "She looks better in a bathing suit and heels than I do! It's NOT FAIR!!!"

Other possible captions... 1. "GAAAAHHH!!!!" 2. "GAAAAHHHHH!!! What the hell is this thing on my cake?!?! Who the hell is Betty Boop?!?!" 3. "GAAAAAHHHH!!!! I didn't have time to color my roots before this picture!!" 4. Jessica Simpson goes berserk at 25th birthday bash. Guests reported that Simpson saw the Betty Boop figure on the cake and started screaming "She looks better in a bathing suit and heels than I do! It's NOT FAIR!!!"

BAHAHAHA!

BAHAHAHA!

Awww. =) Does the KC Star have an online version of their paper? They may have the article there and you can just put the link up in the post.

Awww. =) Does the KC Star have an online version of their paper? They may have the article there and you can just put the link up in the post.

Actually, she does. The amount of air she has in her chest is equal the amount of air in her head. When somebody whispers in your ear, Ms. Simpson, does it echo? Just curious. As for her accomplishments.... what accomplishments? As I noted in the front page news update of July 9th, her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at #33. This is her highest chart debut, ever. Her highest?! Upon further reading I learned she's had only one top 10 hit, back in '99 I believe. The girl is hardly making a dent in the music business, yet with all the media coverage you'd think she was next Elvis or something! Therefore, upon further pondering I realized that her claim to fame is nothing more than the ability to over expose herself to cover up for lack of any credible talent. As Brian put it she's a "hip-grinding, boot-walking, chest-bobbing tart." And to fulfill that role, brains are not required. End of rant. LOL

Actually, she does. The amount of air she has in her chest is equal the amount of air in her head. When somebody whispers in your ear, Ms. Simpson, does it echo? Just curious. As for her accomplishments.... what accomplishments? As I noted in the front page news update of July 9th, her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at #33. This is her highest chart debut, ever. Her highest?! Upon further reading I learned she's had only one top 10 hit, back in '99 I believe. The girl is hardly making a dent in the music business, yet with all the media coverage you'd think she was next Elvis or something! Therefore, upon further pondering I realized that her claim to fame is nothing more than the ability to over expose herself to cover up for lack of any credible talent. As Brian put it she's a "hip-grinding, boot-walking, chest-bobbing tart." And to fulfill that role, brains are not required. End of rant. LOL

Too bad her southern accent sucks. I speak a better drawl than she does.....and I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay north of the Mason Dixon line. Sugar. Too bad they had to dumb down Daisy Duke so Jessica could handle the part. Too bad Jessica's legs suck and she herself has to play up her other "assets." Too bad the media can't go one freakin' day without Simpson being in a magazine or on the freakin' TV!!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!