MaryAnne

(Yes authors may co-author a piece.) It's always a sight that warms my heart when the townsfolk rally to a cause. Now, I'd write a story myself but I think that would be a conflict of interest. Afterall, the point is to challenge Brian, not myself. Challenging Brian is challenge enough for me! Heh! However, any of the other muses of Team Blue could contribute. Perhaps a certain Lieutenant in Atlanta.... Now there's some motiviation....

I think you've got a winner right there, cousin. Write it. Afterall, it's been said that writers should write what they know.... By the way.... I'll admit I can be evil but you...Innocent kin?!

Two years? It's only been two years? Huh. How come I haven't banned you for something in two years? Anyway, bribing you is no good cousin. I think you work better on the stress of potential threat of being permanently exiled. Afterall, you've been loafing around here now for awhile, why should I offer the incentive of a paid vacation so you can loaf even more?

Ummm....no.

Well cousin, it's been three whole days since I posted the challenge announcement. Gotcher story written yet?

Yes, a very happy New Year to everyone!

Naturally as Dukes fans we'd want to see the General win. LOL. But I think Bandit's '77 TA would be a worthy opponent for the General. (I can't help it, I have a soft spot for Firebirds and TA's, probably because I own a Firebird LOL) Each car would have it's advantages and disadvantages. Each driver would have advantages and disadvantages. Bo vs. Bo. LOL. We could argue this until Judgement Day but one things for certain, it'd be a heck of a race!

Release date is apparently March 20 2007. Also a look at the box art.... http://dvd.ign.com/articles/751/751907p1.html

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I don't think anybody is ripping anyone a new one here, but this section of the board is for the open discussion about the movies, be it the '05 or the straight to DVD release. Whether one likes the movies or does not, we here at HNet really don't care, we only ask that things be kept fairly civil around here. We (as in Brian, Mufn and myself) do not attempt to force our opinion of the movies on the board members here and certainly would never expect them to all conform to one single opinion. We try to be open minded around here. We will post information about the movie as we find it, just as we did with the '05 movie. We will drop an opinionated tidbit from time to time. But we encourage open discussion and at any other forum board, some of threads in this topic would have been probably been deleted long ago. Everyone has varying opinions. This is the great thing about America. We're allowed to have difference of opinions. Y'all may disagree with someone's opinion, but y'all should show some respect for different opinions. So far y'all have kept it to kicking dirt over each other boots and we've let it slide. But don't think we're not watching. Whether folks like the movies or show an interest in seeing them in order to justify their likeness or further their contempt for them, neither action makes those people any less or more of a DOH fan than the next person. The fact that we're here talking about this proves we're DOH fans. It means we all give a damn, one way or the other. The original show will always be here, on DVD and very readily available. It runs on CMT and there's new fans finding it every day. The original show has proven itself over time as a lasting institution. I believe the movies, whether liked or disliked by a majority, will only prove to be a passing fancy, an effort on WB's part to cash in quick. The films will probably be forgotten, except when they do a "Where Are They Now?" program on say....Jessica Simpson. A brief clip of her in her shorts talkin' about something bouncing up into her undercarriage just before they talk about her Kennedy Center meltdown. Meanwhile, the original show will be enjoying it's 48th Anniversary... Respectfully, MaryAnne

Howdy Kelly! I'm a little behind on the welcome here, but....Welcome to HNet! =) MaryAnne

Hi Morgan! Welcome to HNet! You've found the right place to talk about all that is the Dukes of Hazzard. So make yourself at home! MaryAnne

That was great! =) Thank you for sharing!

"We're right here..." MaryAnne said as she and Rosco walked out of the Sheriff's office. "To answer your question, Luke, Chet offered to help us against an old enemy, who nearly put both Chet and myself in the ground when I was escortin' Chet here outta town. The outlaw's name is BlackJack Dakota. About six months ago I gunned down his brother at the Boar's Nest Saloon. Ol' Domino made the drunken mistake of challenging a deputy to a gunfight. Anyway, apparently BlackJack's looking to settle scores." MaryAnne looked back and forth between the Duke cousins. "We could use a couple more guns...." (cue Lukas or anyone! We're still rollin', rollin', rollin'... Khee!)

Mufn -- Knuckledraggin', yep. And I bet most of the dialoge will consist of a lot of grunting and scratching. Brian -- I think when we first set up the filters we never expected anyone to use the word masochist. LOL. Porn, yeah. May-so-chist....no. Now, you're behaving? *checks watch* I'm timin' you....

Shape it up. Get it straight. Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To Whip It! Whip It good! Thank you Alex for that '80s flashback. ROFL Now, Brian....awright, I won't whip your posterior this time. *puts whip away* Looks you have been doing some work. When the Dukes of Hazzard first aired in 1979 it was considered lowbrow. I think WB has now reached a new high in lowbrow.....

BRIAN!! *Pulls out the whip....*

Hmm...me thinks Brian's dog collar is either too tight or I need to tighten it....

Whether I'm tripping a cord or cracking the whip, we take thangs sherious 'round heah! Usually. Granted tripping a cord is usually more serious than anything. LOL Now, lessee heah.... in honor of the spanksgiving holiday, yes Darrell, you may have another! Another helping of turkey, another piece of pie...Khee! Alex...you are a turkey with all the fixin's. Why, just lookit this photograph my investigators turned up.... Hmmm....I'll admit you've got the holdings but I'm not sure you have the assets. Besides that I've discovered I can't fire Brian anyway because he has a binding contract. I'll tell ya, these legalities sure put one in a tight situation.

Divia....we'll work on the sexy men pic thing. I just did a quick search tho' and came up with some disappointing prospects. Speaking of disappointing prospects...is Alex the only one interested in applying to be a moderator?! Is the whip too intimidating? I can leave that out of the interview....

Excuse me y'all. Brian is temporarily unavailable. Apparently he's tied up at the moment. In the meantime I'll need a replacment moderator for the duration. Anyone interested in the position should see me for a full screening.

Oh man....Brian, don't make me use this...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's gotta be the best censored graphic I've ever seen. Khee! Yeah, WB probably will use most of this in the flick or promotion for it, since they can't come up with anything as remotely clever as we can. How soon is the dee-luxe beer coaster going to be released anyway?

You're right Alex. This place is getting out of control. We gotta tie things down, get a grip on this chain of nonesense and whip ourselves back into shape here.

Brian -- The new dog collar looks nice but I really think what you need is a gag.... Darrell -- Hazzard law is always gentle...but you should behave because you really don't wanna see what happens behind closed cell doors.......or do you? Alex -- We ALL love this town. And you better behave too! Doc -- I think the only thing we're missing is the construction guy and the indian. And a local YMCA. ROFL