MaryAnne

I'm guessing Daney was using "green" to mean envy. As in the expression of "being green with envy." In other words..."wishing very much that you had what someone else has."

"Caught ya didn't I? Khee!" *grins and holds up the flyer* "Figured I better check to see if you got a business license. It's not everyday folks advertise the selling of their heart n' soul." *expression is still pleasant but there's no stopping Coltrane curiousity."

Moderators Gone Wild?! Man, between the books and that DVD, we sure don't need to worry about ending up on the cover of the National Inquirer for some scandal. We just create our own! ROFL Seriously tho'...General Grant, thank you for the kind words. Brian summed it up best. HNet is a community and it is what it is because of everyone who hangs out here.

We here at HNet are proud of the fact that nobody can forget about this place in two weeks. ROFL Have a nice vacation BoJames! We'll be here when you get back on the 29th.

*From the square, sees the young Chet Duke standing near the patrol cars. Not sure if he's waiting for someone, contemplating stealing one of the cars or just loitering around. Still curious about the flyer she found earlier, starts to walk over toward the courthouse* *Reaches the sidewalk. Chet's still standing near the cars, smoking his cigarette. Can see the flyers tucked in the back pocket of his jeans. Approaches cautiously but pleasantly* "Howdy..."

Oh yeah?! Well - well - well ... I ain't got a good comeback for that one. (How can I argue with the truth?)

*nods* "Yes, you can have visitors and I'm sure you'll have many." *smiles but it's kind of sad* "Heck ya got Lex and Daney here, if they decide to hang around, which they can if they want. I gotta go take care of some paperwork tho'." *looks at Rosco* "I'll use Boss's office, since he's not here..." *picks up a few files from the booking desk and walks away from the booking area, disappearing quietly into Boss's office.*

"I know you won't. If I were to guess, Lex was gonna let Jack know where the comics and puzzle books are stashed in the cell there. Have to admit I don't remember what brick it is myself."

Uh oh! Now we're all in trouble! Heh heh!

"Alex has been arrested for stealing your car, Jack. You'll find it outside. If there's any damages to it just let me know, the department will reimburse Atlanta PD for the expenses." *hangs up the cell keys on the hook on the wall and turns to Jack again* "You're free to go."

*moves Alex along and into the jail cell. Removes the handcuffs from his wrists and then exits the cell, closing the door and locking it* "I promise not to give ya chipped beef for dinner. Don't want folks thinkin' we're abusive jailers 'round here...." *chuckles*

*finds one of the FOR SALE posters on a light pole in town. Walks up to it, reads it and then gently pulls it down, curious* "Hmmm...."

I couldn'ta said it better! You're writing a book? I'm impressed! No wonder you're not doing much work around here. Mufn and I could sue I suppose, but I should mention I'm writing a book too. Mines called "Brian Coltrane is a Black Clad Idiot: Here's All The Stuff He Probably Won't Tell About in His Tell-All Book" We'll see who's book has the most dirt!

*looks at Lex and then at Alex* "Ya know, she's gotta point, atleast she didn't do that..." *steps toward Alex to escort him toward the cell*

"Yeah, they probably will..." *notices Jack's antics and tries not to grin.* "Awright, Lex, I appreciate you keeping an eye on the prisoner. But I gotta make a swap so I gotta have ya scoot outta the way there..." *scoots Lex aside and proceeds to unlock the cell door. Looks at Jack and jerks a thumb over her shoulder* "Out."

Yeah, we posted a blurb about that back in October and our source was the site tvshowsondvd.com. They usually have pretty reliable sources and apparently what's to happen is the two reunion movies will be released later this summer. Depending on how that goes we might see "Enos" and the Dukes cartoons following that. I just checked the tvshowsondvd site and there hasn't been an update since October for Dukes stuff. Brian's good at digging up stuff tho'. Khee! So as we always say, stay tuned! By the way, nice job on the recent front page article, Brian. You do some good work when you actually work!

Bon jour! Welcome to HNet! You've come to the right place for all your Dukes needs and desires. Khee!

Number 3 I think is The Treasure of Hazzard, like i1976 said. Man...I'm stumped on 1 and 2. I can picture the scene for 1 but couldn't say what episode, tho' I think Kay is right and it's a C&V episode. But number 2 has me totally stumped. Hmmm... Where's Roger Duke? He'd know!

No, Daisy, it's okay. No apology is needed, please don't feel bad about any of this. We dropped the ball, collectively, on the issue. Brian was caught off guard, I handled things poorly on my part. But we've addressed the issue, as you already know. And we thank you for your patience. I'm not mad at Brian and nobody's gonna git fired. Everything's okay folks, we're gonna keep going with shenanigans as usual. Have to admit I did wake 'em up tho'....

Recently we had a user run into an issue with trying to use our chat function, which uses the Java application to run. The user uses a proxy server to access the site. As a result, the Java applet wouldn't load correctly. Users that use a proxy server should check out Java.com's help section on this issue here. http://www.java.com/en/download/help/5000040200.xml Apparently, browser settings need to be adjusted for proxy servers in order for Java applets to work. The staff at HNet cautions users on changing browser settings especially if you don't know what you're doing. Although, most of the HNet staff doesn't know what it's doing either and somehow the site continues to function. LOL Unforuntately, I know very little about proxy servers so I can't offer any insight. If any of our other users out there have any tips or suggestions, please share them, so that others can use all the functions of HNet. Thanks! MaryAnne

Gee, Brian. THAT was inspired. I'm thinkin' that rest period may become permanent...

"Be careful what you wish for." *chuckles and with Rosco leads Alex into the courthouse* *when they get inside they see Lex Hogg standing by the holding cell looking at Jack, because despite what anyone else might think JACK IS STILL IN JAIL!* "Lex, are you harrassing the prisoner?"

No, Julie you need to do it like this... *clears throat* Ahem.....HEY YOU LAZY BLACK CLAD GOOD FOR NOTHING KNOW-IT-ALL-BUT-TOO-FREAKIN'-LAZY-TO-POST-ANY-NEWS SLACKER!!! GIT OFF YER DUFF AND GIT TO WORK!!! CUSS IT ALL TO TARNATION!!! *gives black clad posterior a non-injuring kick*

*Rosco blinked at the passing grey Chevy Caprice* "Um...do the new Atlanta police cars drive themselves now?" *snorts* "Ah, no. That looked a brown haired Duke girl. And I don't mean Daisy. I hope she's not stealing it, or else that Caprice is turning out to be a dang popular car to steal." *Rosco speeds up to keep within distance of the Caprice and ends up following it directly back to town. The grey car is parked and the driver has sliipped into the county building before Rosco brings the patrol car to a stop behind it* "She didn't steal it." *Rosco says* "Good, because then I would have had a heck of a lot of explaining to do to Jack." *gets out of patrol car, along with Rosco. Pops open the back door to help Alex out*

It does make my job a little harder don't it? Heheheheheheh... But I love a good challenge, so by all means, continue to compliment him. Khee! Ditto!! If it weren't for you guys we'd have no reason to do all that we do. My efforts to can Brian from his job would be useless as he'd have no job to begin with! And then I'd be useless. *GASP!* Man....that's a terrible thought...