Hobie Hartkins

These are listed in order of episode name, performer and song although the title of the song may not be it's proper name.
Grannie Annie....Oak Ridge Boys...Old Time Lovin'
State of the County...Oak Ridge Boys....Leaving Louisiana in the Broad Daylight
Find Loretta Lynn...Loretta Lynn...Ya'All Come!
The Hazzardville Horror....Tammy Wynette....Rocky Top
Good Neighbors Duke....Hoyt Axton....Cop in a Little Bittly Town
By-Line Daisy Duke...Dottie West....Even if you were Jesse James
Bye Bye Boss...Freddie Fender.....On the Bayou
The Great Hazzard Hijack....Roy Orbison...Pretty Woman
Double Dukes....Donna Fargo...Lone Star Cowboy
The Fugitive...Johnny Paycheck...Take This Job and Shove It
Hughie Hogg Strikes Again...Buck Owens...Tiger by the Tail
The Sound of Music Hazzard Style....Mickey Gilley....Object of my Affection
The Sound of Music Hazzard Style....Mickey Gilley....The Girls all get Prettier at Closing Time
Welcome Waylon Jennings....Waylon Jennings...She Don't Toe the Mark
The Hazzardgate Tape....Mel Tillis....Stay a Little Longer
Mel Tillis also appeared in The Rustlers but didn't sing in that one. Country music star Janie Fricke was in Happy Birthday General Lee but didn't sing. Stella Parton was in Deputy Dukes but didn't sing. She is Dolly Parton's sister and was also a country music singer at the time.

Yeah Tennessee is fun to drive thru  Visited family in Knoxville a few times. I don't have the patience to drive there so I usually let the wife or my dad drive in Tennessee. Though I got to say Ohio drivers aren't much better. Our last trip back up from Tenn. we almost got into an accident as soon as we crossed the Ohio state line with some crazy lady doing 45mph on I-75 and decided she needed to get over 3 lanes, she just put her signal on and started moving over without even looking even though traffic was moving 55-60mph. Thank god the semi behind us had great brakes otherwise we would have been roadkill. To top it off the lady had the audacity to flip us the bird for honking at her, when my wife seen that she stuck her head out the window and went off on her stupid (bleep) when we passed her. 

I don't fall asleep during episodes but I will agree that Hazzard County is the closest place to Heaven here on Earth.....and if anybody tells me it's not a real place I remind them that telling me that is just as mean as telling a kid that Santa isn't real. If Hazzard is real in my mind then it's real.

Either Hazzard or Petticoat Junction's Hooterville would be perfect... especially with all the crap going on these days, would be nice if there was a real place like that to escape too for a while. 

I have to mention my favorite episode, Too Many Roscos, for the scene where they find Rosco's car under water. But the rest of the episode, after Woody comes to town, isn't really dark.

Bo and Luke drowning in a pond. It doesn't get much worse than that.

I'd say The Ghost of General Lee. I think it's the only one which made me cry the first time I watched it. I'm not really sure what you mean by dark because I don't remember anything dark on the Dukes.

In The Treasure of Soggy Marsh the number to the Duke farm is " Hazzard 587"

Hazzard 741.    That's the number Luke asks for when  phoning  Cooters,in "Play it Again,Luke ",  S6,episode 15

Haha, makes sense! I haven't really thought about which non-main character I'm like. Maybe Lulu. She's usually sweet and cheerful like I am!

the character I probably am the most isn't on here, Emery Potter.

I've got some of all of them but I'd say, I'm part Cooter and part Luke!

They were announced nearly five years ago - see here. The link is still working, so they may still be available.
 
Here's one of the designs:
 

I could swear I saw something about shirts years ago- was I hallucinating?

While perusing job openings for Cletus in Season 3, "Enos Strate to the Top": "Garbage collector....pays$10 a day plus all you can eat."

Just heard this tonight
Boss: That's right I'm fat...
I'll eat anything that wont bite me.
haha that had me laughing so hard my sis in the other room (other side of the house) asked what happened.

wrong way
(I never knew what D and R meant on the stick as reverse and drive are achteruit and rijden in Dutch, till my 13th I thought they were just a random letter picked for it)

reverse
(I always thought the R on the gearshift meant race but I guess it stands for reverse)

I personally think the darkest episode is "opening Night at the Boars Nest". It's the only episode I refuse to watch. It just seemed really dark and I don't know if it's that you knowing it's the last episode or what but I despise this episode. 

heres one if ya'll havent already used it and dont mind me chimin in
In:
Strange Visitor To Hazzard:
the alien is in the back of the General and Bo jumps the General and it freezes there and Waylon says:
"now folks this you gotta feel sorry for this little guy, he must think the whole planet is like Hazzard"

I wondered that myself with their lead foots the best they probably got was 5mpg 

The first line is from 'Route 7-11"in season 1,and the second line is from "The Meeting" in season 2.

Well I don't know what episode it is in, but think it was said in the first season or so. I can't even recall what was happening when he said it...it's been that long since I've seen that ep or the Dukes in general thanks to my busy schedule. But this line had popped in my head for some odd reason a couple of days ago so I thought I'd post it...
Waylon: Y'all have heard the calvary is coming...well they ain't.

Y'all really should re-title this thread "Waylonisms."

Waylon said this about Boss in "Brotherly Love"
"Now as crooked as old Boss is, he don't cotton to violence. He figures that if you got to be violent to be crooked, you're trash."