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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. I like the Hamburglar car!!
  2. I guess your wife doesnt know Emma is " The other woman"!!
  3. EMMA! ( If you don't get it, Let Roger explain it to you! )
  4. CATHERINE .... do I really need to explain...?
  5. MooseHead Beer
  6. There were plenty of animals on the farms in Hazzard but there was NEVER a ZEBRA!!
  7. FORGIVE me please!! I messed up again! ( and I haven't even had any of Uncle Jesse's finest yet! I'm sorry! VICTORY * The General Lee was so good and so fast it always had VICTORY except once! ( Does anybody remember that one?)
  8. Sorry! I forgot to Elucidate my post! ( I stand over here in shame! )...BUT......I'm about to partake in some adult beverages!! ....That means I'm heading for the back of the car lot ( The refrigerator! ) and be a real life Hobie! OK...B$ I head to the back of the lot, I'll redeem myself with the next letter.....U ( I bet this one's never been used ) Ungulate! * The Dukes had several Ungulates on their farm!
  9. ATV's * Lust worthy! LOL!! That's hilarious! Never heard it put like that! Erotic Emma!!
  10. She walks through the tall corn down by the river....!
  11. reminds me of a Johnny Paycheck song....Take this 2x4 and shove it....!
  12. Knowledge ( science is Greek for " Knowledge")
  13. E=MC2 * * Energy=Mass x the speed of light squared ( C2 ) The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
  14. * Hey...Where' s Garrett been lately? I haven't seen any of his posts!
  15. A lot of people in Hazzard County were involved in RACING cars
  16. What episode was it, where Boss thuought he was going to get an OIL well? That was a good one......OIL!!
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