Hobie Hartkins

Hey....TDOH....the answer to most everything!!

I remember a guy called Red Neckerson on the radio and he went off on rating women and I just remember him saying, " These guys are like oh, I'll give her a 4 or wow, I'd probably give her a 9 and all....but let me tell you something ….the next time you go to rating women...stop and ask yourself a question....HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEBODY TO RATE YO MAMA???

I know Dorothy became his wife but what was her name before they married? I can't think....

High Octane is also one of the best! ( there are 6-7 that I hardly ever see but the rest are all fantastic!)

I'm watching my favorite episode....Two too many Roscos….what's ya'lls favorite episode??

I was watching " Baby For The Dukes" and it had a Janeen Best on the credits...how is she kin to Jimmy? ( kind of like Dorothy Best...remember her?)

Trouble

I'd give her an 81/2 out of 10!!

I used to drink Buttermilk when I was little. my grandmother got me on it and when I started school, they asked who liked buttermilk and I was the only one that raised my hand! ( Maybe that's why I now enjoy an occasional Heineken...drink Heineken...you'll feel fine again!)

7 UP

Well, don't anybody worry about this Corona beer...virus stuff....I'm still going to have the Moonshine 500 this Summer! ( In the field behind the car lot!) Ya'll come!

Popcorn is a classic! I can't add anything to that! There won't be another! I wish he'd been on an episode of the Dukes!

That is awesome!!!

Before you know it, you'll have a guy in a trench coat approach you on the street and say, " PSST...Hey....you...yea you....!! then he'll motion you to follow him into an alley and then open his trench coat and offer to sell you some sanitizer and a roll of toilet paper ….at a GOOD price!

Lime

sour

I looked her up...no chest measurement or butt but.....she was 4'8", 286 pounds!! Wow! ( A female Boss Hogg! ) She didn't look THAT fat when she was on the show! https://www.celebwikiworthbio.com/nedra-volz-wiki-age-bio-height-net-worth-spouse-kids-family/

I'm on my way to the stil…...car lot now...I'm going to brew up a really strong batch! Everybody just hang lose...this is gonna be like Swine Flu, Legionaries' Disease etc. It IS in fact real and it CAN kill but the media like to get the cattle all stirred up! It will pass! Meanwhile be careful and come to my sti...car lot and we'll sit around and take our medicine!

Cherry

Most definitely!

Olivia Newton John

I figured I better put this here. The Swamp is probably the only safe place! I was just thinking about this, because I've noticed in some episodes she seems more.....uh...….voluptous and in some a lot less. I have no idea why. I know she had children but still....THAT big of a difference?? Well anyway, she is......36 23 35! ( Her chest looked bigger than that in some and in others not as big!)

John Travolta

Has anyone heard from Muffin'? I'm worried....I sure hope she's ok!

You're my hero! I'm semi-retired and not sure when I'll be full time retired....( 6 yrs.???? )