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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. Here here! Congratulations Mark! Come by the car lot and I'll give you a sip of my finest! ( You never waste a sip!...oh my...so smooth! ;) )
  2. Only when he hasn't been out partying at the Boar's Nest the night before!
  3. If it HAD been, he would've been at church 10 minutes early!
  4. That's excellent Hoss!! ( of course....why would I expect anything less from you?)
  5. actually....that MIGHT be on one of the signs I've seen under the main sign, " Hazzard County Gospel Church" !!!
  6. The sign in front of the church in Hazzard County says, " The Hazzard Gospel Church"
  7. Well, that let's me out...lol. Besides being the Fan of the Month for January, I haven't had an African American cat since I was a child. ( I'm white...I can't say the " B" word! )
  8. I still wonder why he was saying it...HE wrote the ticket to THEM!
  9. On The episode " Share and Share Alike" , Cletus stops the car of the crooks with the credit cards. He writes them a ticket and then one of the crooks says, " you'll need this one won't you?" and hands him a copy of the ticket. Then he says, " You want this one too?" And hands him his copy of the ticket. Cletus says something ...." ......." ( I can't make it out...WHAT is that whole scene about??? and what did he say??)
  10. Darkness! ( There's no such thing as darkness really...just the absence of light!)
  11. Remember all the talk about making China pay or suffer for this? You don't hear a WORD about that now, do you? We can't take that attitude Spike. We have to want EVERYONE getting the vaccine at THE SAME TIME! After all, preferring your own or your own country isn't a very Christian attitude is it? It's definitely NOT COMMON ism...!!
  12. More COMMUNE ism. ( common, etc.) We're all in this thing together, etc. etc. ad nauseum.
  13. Commun....I mean Democrats ( same thing ), are hypocrites by nature.
  14. Remind you of any other countries at another time?
  15. They were probably like the Leftists today. You know, guns and weapons are bad and only savages use those things. We're in a civilized society. Then they were easily beaten down!
  16. Mensa ( That's the Mensa logo....an owl.)
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