Meadowmufn

Bri, Like I told you last night, I swear I'm comin' up with a Dog Collar Challenge. Khee! Stay tuned....

I'm pretty sure we got it. I'm not sure why you're getting undeliverable messages. I cleared out the HNet mailbox last night just to make sure. Anyhoo, Bri is currently going over submissions and will make an announcement soon.

My condolences. It's tough to lose someone you love, whether it's a friend, a family member, or a beloved pet. Just remember all the good times and take comfort in the fact that he's no longer suffering. Follow Bri's advice and do something positive for other living creatures in remembrance of Buddy.

So, does that make me 3 years older than an old fart? LOL. I've "old farted" 4 times. Khee!

*In the best Rod Serling voice I can muster* Submitted for your approval... A fanfic written for the Appomattox Challenge. The citizens of a small town find that strangers ain't always just friends you haven't met yet. And those strangers find that they've just crossed over into.... <Twilight Zone music> Hazzard County.

Like Brian's last challenge submission, mine will be about 6 hours late, 5 pages short, and I won't have a good excuse as to why it wasn't on time.

Around these parts, you gotta be careful how you phrase that. LOL. Cuz it could literally end up ON you. Khee!

I'm only semi-fluent in hound dog. I would be completely fluent, but my dog is only half beagle. LOL. Her retriever accent confuses me sometimes. LOL. I think they should've brought Abraham Lincoln Hogg back in another episode or two. Oh well, that's what fanfic is for, right? LOL.

Happy Birthday, MaryAnne!! May your patrol vee-hicle avoid all ponds and trees today!

Quicker than a minnow will swim a nickel dipper. Minnow = small fish. I assume nickel dipper refers to something like a small cup with a handle and it's made outta nickel. Obviously, a minnow could swim a complete circle in one of those real quick! LOL. Examples:

This is a funny parody of the Dukes of Hazzard "These Boots Are Made For Walking" video and Hollywood remakes in general.

Ooooh, that's shpooky! How fitting that my 666th post was in the Hazzard Swamp forum, eh? LOL.

I'm gonna flip out like a ninja. Cuz that's what ninja's do. Come join me and flip out. And you'll be a ninja too! http://www.rathergood.com/ninja

Yer on! I'm assuming that Fairytopia features post-breakup Barbie, right? I got three words for you to make it an interesting crossover. Earring Magic Ken. *ahem* Google it. Hmmm... On second thought, perhaps we shouldn't post that particular fanfic on HazzardNet. LOL. And no, I'm not a Barbie fan. I just used to watch way too much tv.

Brian runs amok here til somebody notices and locks him up for a bit. Then we let him loose again. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. LOL. But honestly, do you think anyone would notice if we all went into exile from HNet for a while? Khee! There's the off chance that they might, so perhaps to prevent copious wailing, gnashing of teeth, and a run on the sackcloth market, we should wager something a little more innocuous. Like... whoever loses has to watch Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow AND post a report about it that includes intimate details, so we'll know the person or persons watched it. Khee! Actually, that's not really innocuous, is it? That's actually tantamount to torture in my book. But hey, it makes for some good drama, don't it? Thank God I won a free Netflix subscription, cuz if I lose I ain't spendin' a dime on that sh... umm, sh...shilly dvd! Khee!

2 and 5/8ths

Well, I think it's only fair that since MaryAnne put herself on the line in her Bail Bond challenge, you should have some risk in your challenge. If you don't submit a story too, you can't assume MaryAnne's rank should she fail to produce a story. Khee! Three can play that game...

Don't worry, Bri. I pre-ordered it for you. It should be arriving from Amazon any day now and then your Barbie dvd collection will be complete! Yay!

Who said there isn't one coming?

It wouldn't hurt you any to practice your curtsey too, Bri. It's not like you own this place or anything... Khee!

Anyone who knows me knows it's Rosco all the way. Why else would I be named Meadowmufn? Khee!

Sorry to hear about your troubles. I hope things start looking up for you. Feel free to submit your stories to our fan fic section. I'm sure a lot of our members would like to read them. Welcome back!

It appears to me that the NAACP is judging Tom and John based on the color of the flag and not on the content of the episodes. Character, not color, has always been more important to me. That's just how I was brought up. That's how the Dukes were portrayed. I feel that people who see racism where it is not have an agenda that rarely ever benefits anyone. The NAACP in Cincinnati needs to take a long, hard look at themselves. In the grand scheme of the long and eternal struggle for civil rights, will a Dukes-themed show with the Cincinnati Pops really devastate their cause? I sincerely doubt it. As much as we love the show, The Dukes of Hazzard has never been even the slightest bit relevant in the history of civil rights. To make such a fuss over this assigns relevance where none should be. It's utterly ridiculous and it's political correctness run amok. *stepping off soapbox*

Keep it 'tween the ditches!

Now THERE'S a mental image I didn't need right before I went to bed. In fact, it's a mental image I didn't need at all. LOL.