Occasionally, I find myself changing the lyrics of songs to something more Hazzard-like. I thought I'd start a thread for folks to post their own creations. If you have a Christmas song, post it in the Christmas Lyrics thread. And I'll start off with my Duke-ified rendition of Jose Cuervo, entitled Rosco P. Coltrane... and if you don't know the tune, you can listen to it here. Well, it's Friday night And the sun is settin' And my eyes are glued To the tv and I'm sittin' On the floor with my family I can't stop grinnin' I watched Dukes of Hazzard tonight! Rosco P. Coltrane You are a friend of mine I like to watch you On the tv all the time Did you catch them Duke Boys? Did you shoot out the lights? Did you crash yer car? Did you stop a fight? Now wait a minute This plot looks familiar The Dukes are some plough boys that fight the system Well, they're awful cute Especially with their shirts off They jumped the General again tonight Rosco P. Coltrane You are a friend of mine I like to watch you On the tv all the time Did you catch them Duke Boys? Did you shoot out the lights? Did you crash yer car? Did you stop a fight? All those crazy chases How I love this little town Let's hit the Boar's Nest And have ourselves a round Well the music is playin' And my spirits are high There's another chase a'comin' And the sheriff's gonna flyyyyy Rosco P. Coltrane You are a friend of mine I like to watch you On the tv all the time Every time we get together I sure have a good time You're my friend, you're the best Mi amigo Rosco P. Coltrane You are a friend of mine I like to watch you On the tv all the time Did you catch them Duke Boys? Did you shoot out the lights? Did you crash yer car? Did you stop a fight? Rosco P. Coltrane You are a friend of mine