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Brian Coltrane! Khee!

Now if only my bank would count like that, I'd be rich!!

Here is the official MaryAnne Mayhem Meter, or as we like to call it, M3.

Pick a letter. I'll print out all the members names that start with that number. Then, I'll pin it to the wall and throw a dart. That person can be in charge for the week. How's that sound? Seems like a pretty fool proof and responsible way to pick our temporary leadership, don't you?

What did you guys expect? She's a Coltrane! It goes without saying...

Remember we used to have a daily running count on the Hazzard County Sheriff's Department website when the show was airing on TNN? LOL.

How about I take you both to Hawaii for a week and we'll see if HazzardNet can get along without us. Khee!

Unless they're counting how many times Rosco's crashed...

It's a deal. Only, you'll have to wait for MaryAnne to post it. Why should I do any real work around here when I can get her to do it for me?

Nah, that's as high as he can count, too.

I should see if I can program this place to only up your post count if you post quality content. If that were the case, I think only me n' MaryAnne would have any posts to our credit. LOL

You don't have to stay away, Chet. Just try to keep your cool, ok? Try counting to 10. LOL.

Exactly. Threads like this one are only divisive and create bad feelings amongst the membership here. If you have a complaint or questions about ANYTHING that I or MaryAnne or Brian can help resolve or at least address, please approach us about it, ok? We don't bite. We often give a lot of leeway to the members here, we let some things slide that other forums would take harsher positions on, but we take our commitment to this community seriously, which means we often have to make decisions that we don't like to have to make. You, of all people, Chet, should know this, as you've been banned how many times before for harrassment and other serious offenses? We have had more than one problem with long time members this week and had to make some tough decisions. While I do agree with you, Chet, that the quality of some of the RPs/RRs isn't great and I would love for them all to be pulitzer prize winners, we have made the decision to be inclusive rather than exclusive. Now, you may within your own RPs/RRs choose to be exclusive. That's fine with us. MaryAnne, Brian, and I put a lot of time and effort into making this site enjoyable for everyone. It's often a thankless job, so forgive us if we get a little testy sometimes. It seems like NOBODY'S on their best behavior this week and we've been overworked dealing with it while we have a lot of stuff outside of HazzardNet we should be doing. I know some of you appreciate the effort we put into this place and for that, we thank you.

MaryAnne's right. We try to accomodate as many folks as possible, but it is IMPOSSIBLE to please everybody. Some people simply don't want help with their writing. If that bothers you, don't read what they write. If you want a higher quality story on the boards, WRITE IT. Get other better writers to write it with you. There's nothing stopping you. Instead of complaining, work towards making things better by contributing to the quality stuff! You're not perfect either. It's "whether", not "weather". I could sit here and complain about you not using spellcheck, but I'd rather not. EVERYONE can use improvement. Those that want to improve will. I commend you for trying. Those that don't want to, won't. That's their choice. Chet, if all you're gonna do around here is make trouble and complain, why do you come here? This community is about contributing and building up... not tearing down.

Oh, I've done that. She's about 60 pounds herself.

Jimmie must've killed his back lugging her around. She weighed about 55 pounds.

That's my strategy alright, Rog. I commend you on having such lofty goals. Not only will it motivate you, but it should motivate Brian to try more... or is that less? Oh, I don't know... but someone somewhere is doing something, so my job here is done.

Is that from Brain Machine?

Ghost of the General Lee!

Luke's Love Story?

That would be Brian, Rog. But you come in a close second.

MaryAnne said that was their ages in 1976. So Luke would be 27, Daisy would be 24, and Bo would be 21 when the series first aired.

Congrats on your four years, dukefan, and may there be many, many more!