RogerDuke

Hey, this brings back some good memories. Since joining here Hoss at times carried the HazzardNet on his shoulders and should have been named fan of the month 100 times. So the least I can do is award him the honor for April 2018. Congratulations Hoss.

Potato chip

Amen to that Brother Hobie! Amen to that!

ice cream

Hoss must be getting ready for that spaghetti harvest. I hear it happens on Sadie Hogg Day every year over there.

I think MM has to do that.

We sure miss you Lulu. You will always be a beautiful lady. Happy birthday!

smell

For no good reason the word arachnophobic popped into my head while I was on a website today.

indoor plumbing

explosion

It looks like the Dukes favorite driver has another birthday coming up on Tuesday. Happy birthday Cale!

We dodged that snow here in NW Pennsylvania. Everybody hates those Monday races but I guess they have no choice.

fuel

I appreciate you figuring that out Hoss. I've been crunching those numbers for a few days and had calculated five mph but that was with a 2 mph margain of error. I know you're better at math so I'm taking your word for it. I'm not sure which is making me more nervous, having to jump that far or go that fast. I'm thinking I should make the jump before I turn 58 next month while I'm still much younger. Another thing I thought of. What happens if I get way up in the air (say 4 inches into the jump) and have to go to the bathroom? Or what if I get hungry? It's not like there's a fast food drive through around that high in the air. Which reminds me, we calculated distance and speed but not height. Could you crunch some more numbers and see how high I'll be?

Awesome! Are you a fan?

I usually pick too many Pirates so I know how you feel about loyalty. I picked 4 this time and even Andrew McCutchen who isn't even a Pirate anymore.

As I recall I was supposed to be born on April 4 so if I would have only been 4 days late instead of 11 days late me and John would both be turning 58 on April 8. Don't ask me how I figured this out but if I would have been born on my due date I would have turned 44 on 4-4-04.

astronaunt (why did moon come up right when we were talking about John doing a nude scene in a movie?)

Man I need to avoid this movie!

We love it when someone new comes into town so please stay awhile and hit us with as many questions as you want.

I'm sorry I didn't join your league but I couldn't make the draft and I hate having the computer pick for me. I'm only in one league this year and it's a public league so I don't know anybody. That's less embarrassing if you lose but not as gratifying if you win. You'll be happy to know I have three Cubs. My number two pick was Kris Bryant. I also have Lester and Happ. This might be the best draft I've ever had so I'm excited.

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Thanks for the info Garrett. I always love your NASCAR updates. I hope you get time to keep up on them this year.....I was surprised to hear that about Lowe's.

I'm starting to have second thoughts about jumping my dirt bike on my 58th birthday. I did some calculations and the toy is 4 inches long and I'm going to need 3 inches on each side of it. I took several hours to add all the numbers up and it came to a grand total of 10 inches. I'm not too worried about my dirt bike even though it's getting old....turning 20 this year. But I am worried about making a jump that long. I mean, what happens if I get 5 inches into the jump and get scared. There's no coming back at that point. The pressure I'm stating to feel is probably what Evil Knieval felt before he jumped the Snake River Canyon.