Canadian_Country_Cousin

"Lost Sheep Two calling Lost Sheep one , Country Cousin, and Shepard!" Bo called into the CB. Jesse looked up from his stew, "Now what?" he mumbled, "Ya this is the Sheprard Come back?" He said into the radio. "Well I've got a smokey bear report for ya'll! The Sheriff's been playing leap frog agian, and he's hoppin' mad! Say where's Luke?" Bo's voice crackled. "He's.. busy. What do ya need honey?" Daisy said taking to CB from her uncle. "Tell him to meet me still site number five, maybe ya'll better come too! Lost Sheep out!" "That's a big 10-4 cousin!" Daisy called to Bo. Luke and Mabel stood near the tall oak tree in the yard. Mabel rested her back agianst it and sighed. "Don't worry Darlin'" Luke told her as he leaned on his outsteched hand. "I'm scared Luke!" She cried as she put her arms around Luke. He hugged her back, and held her tight. "Luke!! Luke? Mabel? Where'd ya'll get to?" Daisy called as she ran into the yard. "We're over here Daisy!" Luke called from behind the tree, he stuck out his hand and waved it at his cousin. "Well get yerselves over here!" She cried. "Yer sure he said five?" Luke asked glancing over at Jesse who was sitting next to him in the front seat of Daisy's roadrunner. The yellow car tore cross country towards the old still site. "Yea I'm sure!" Jesse defended himself. "Alright alright! I was just checkin'! No need to get yerself all worked up Unca Jesse!" Jesse shot his nephew a look. Luke tried to ignore it. "Here let's hid the car over there Luke!" Daisy pointed to a large overgrown bush. Luke slid the roadrunner amongst the leaves and got out. "We didn't find much out. Cooter said Rosco and Enos had been comin' and goin' all day, but other than that nothin'." Bo said with a frown. Jesse's brow creased in confusion, "So what are they after you boys for?" He pondered. "At least we got rid of ol Rosco!" Jess smiled. "Oh No you didn't! Gyuk! Gyuk! Gyuk!" Roscs laughed as he and Boss Hogg stepped out from the bushes. "Luke you amatuer you let him follow ya!" Bo shoved his cousin. "We didn't follow him ya ninny, we followed you Bo Duke! Gyuk! Gyuk!" Rosco smiled at Bo smugly. "That's right, " Boss started, "We followed the General Lee all the way to you Dukes!" "An' now I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!" "You know the rule Sherrif, ya gotta catch us first!" Bo cried. He and Luke turned to run, but Enos stepped out of the brush and blocked their path. "Besides we ain't here to aresst you Dukes!" "You ain't?" Luke asked, puzzled. "No we're gonna cuff that female deliquient! Gyuk! Gyuk! Gyuk!" Mabel shrunk behind Luke trying to hid. "Ok take her!" Luke said casually. "Luke Duke!" Daisy yelled at her cousin. "Go ahead. Take her Rosco, Enos?" Luke took Mabel by the hand and looked her the eyes, I have a plan he mouthed to her. Enos stepped in and placed his handcuffs on Mabel. "Luke? Help me!" She protested, catching on to his plan. "C'mon let's go you dipsticks, I've got bigger fish to fry!" Boss mointioned for Rosco and Enos to follow. "Like Boss Hatcher?" Enos asked innocently. "Hush you dipstick hush!" Rosco scolded Enos. The three men walked away pulling Mabel with them. She looked back at Luke and gave him a wink. (tag!)

Oh now don't start the sighing! LOL or will all be doing it! But I just can't get enough Bo Duke! Can you? Seriously can one get sick of Bo? I don't think so! *mmmmm

Twenty!!! That's hardly fair, he outgha share them wiht us!! Ha ha ya right. But did you watch the reunion BBQ. That General looks quite a bit smaller than the original, Maybe John just grew! Did anyone else notice that?

"Bye Toshia! I'll be back!" Daisy called to her old friend as she left for work. "Daisy!" Toshia rushed over to her, "How is Luke? Is he gonna be alright? Can I see him?" She asked. "Slow down," Daisy smiled and put her hands on Toshia's shoulders, "He'll be fine. And I don't see a problem if you go in nowm we're all leaving." A confused look crossed Toshia's face. "What do you mean?" " Well I can't explain now, I'm gonna be late! Just go see Luke!" Daisy called as she raced for the elevator. Toshia walked slowly to the door of Luke's room. She paused, why am I so nervous? It's only Luke. She took a deep breath and knocked on the door. Jesse opened, he stuck his head out. "Toshia? Oh good, Luke's been asking for you!" "Me?" she asked the old man. Jesse nodded his head. "Hi!" Bo said looking over at the two in the doorway, "Luke i'll se ya later! If I don't take the General to Cooter we ain;t never gonna be able to win the Hazzard County Derby next week!" Bo smiled at his cousin, he couldn't stand to look at him like this. Bo waved as he walked to the door. He smiled at Toshia and put his hand on her shoulder as he walked through the door. "I have to go too. There's some sort of crisis at the town Hall. I'll pick you up later Toshia."Jesse whispered to Toshia. "Luke I'm goin' now I'll see you later. Toshia is here to see ya!" Jesse left the room. Toshia was still standing in the doorway looking at Luke. He sat up, "C'mere!" He motioned for her to sit beside him.

The door to the post office flew open startling postmistress Ms. Tizdale. "Where can I find a Duke?" A burly man asked slamming his hands down on the counter. "Well I can't help ya unless you take a number an' show me some i.d.!" She looked up with a smile. The man grumbled as he torn a number off the counter. He whipped his wallet out and showed his driver's license to Ms. Tizdale. "Well Mr. Hatcher, The Duke family lives out on Mill Pond Road. If ya need a map, they sell em over at Rhuebottoms across the road." She smiled as she pointed to Rhuebottoms General Store. "Thanks Lady." The man mumbled as he left the post office. "Luke. Thank you." Mabel said as she cried. Luke held her tighter and kissed her on the head. "It's okay, now let's get you back to the farm where you'll be safe and sound. How does that sound Honey?" Luke asked with a wink. Mabel nodded, and followed Luke to the General Lee. Balladeer "It ain't gonna be much safer at the Duke farm then sitting on Boss Hatcher's front step. Not with those boys headed that way now!" "I'm sorry Cooter! Bo'll drive ya out there to get yer truck. Won't ya Bo?" Luke looked at his younger cousin with a smile. "I guess I'm drivin' Cooter out to get his truck ya'll!" Bo hollered into the kitchen as he an Cooter made their way outside. Daisy put a steaming bowl down on the table in front of Mabel. "Eat up honey, you've had one hack of a long day!" She told Mabel. "She's right Darling!" Luke said as he put his hand on Mabel's back. "I'm sorry Mr. Duke, I just ain't hungry." Mabel apoligized. "Luke why don't ya take her to get some fresh air. "Jesse suggested. "Yessir!" Luke replied with a grin. "C'mon Mae." Luke took her by the hand and lead her outside.

"Well now how are we gonna find Des?" Bo sighed. "I don't know.." Cooter mumbled, looking down at his friend. A muffled sound came from outside. "That's the CB!" Bo hollered as he raced down the old stairs. "Lost Sheep, this is Shepard do you read me?" Jesse's voice crackled over the radio. "Yea go ahead Shepard!" Bo replied. "I just seen Des here in town, in a green mustang. They were headed west towards snakenation road." Jesse said with a hint of panic in his voice. "I'm on my way Uncle Jesse! Lost sheep out!" Bo dropped the CB and started the engine. He didn't think about anything except the green mustang, headed towards Snake Nation road. Bo knew he had to do something, Luke couldn't and would never forgive him if he didn't. "Lost Sheep this is shepard come back? .....Bo this is yer Uncle Jesse talking!" Jesse shouted in the radio, but Bo did not respond. "Shepard this is Crazy C!" Cooter called into his CB. "Where's Bo? Luke?" "Well uncle Mister Jesse sir..." Cooter started. "What's going on Cooter?" Jesse yelled into the CB. "Maybe you'd just get out here. The old Henderson place on Rocky Ridge Road."

I have this one stuck in my head today "Were gonna need more gas, there couldn't have been more than a gallon in that can!" Says Bo "In a one gallon can huh?" Says Luke "I cannot belive I just said that!" SAys Bo And this one "I ain't perfect, just pretty!" And : "We''ll use the General Grant tactic! Retreat!!"

Ya know I just watched ten million dollar sherrif and yep I think those were Jon's hands, they were to young looking to be Sorrell, and they weren't fat enough!!

"Oh Luke!" Des whispered as she snuggled in closer to his chest. She took in a deep breath. Luke wrapped his arms around her and looked out towards the farmhouse. "They're probably lookin' for us." Luke said regretfully. Des looked up at him and smiled, "Yeah, but a few more minutes ain't gonna hurt!" The two sat amongst the tall grass, Luke followed a butterfly with his eyes, beautiful, He thought, and not just the butterfly. "Lady, you shoulda listened to your boyfriend, and left while you still had the chance." A grim voice said from behind the couple. Luke twisted his head around, to stare up the barrell of a shotgun. Des and Luke raised their hands, "Now mister, we ain't done nothin'! So why don't ya put that pea shooter away!" Luke pleaded. "Pea shooter huh? Watch this plough-boy!" The man raised the gun and pulled the trigger letting off a loud shot. Luke and Des ducked for cover. "He.. He.. didn't mean that sir," Des stumbled with her words, "Luke here like to run his mouth off!" Des shot Luke a 'shut up now or we're going to die' look. He smiled at the armed man sheepishly. "What was that?" Kristy asked peering out from the house. "It sounded like a gunshot!" Cooter replied wiping his hands on his shirt. "Well it wasn't Luke, we can't have no guns!" Cried Bo. "Well it sure wasn't Des!" Angie said as she slammed the hood down. Kristy jumped. Cooter and Bo were alreadt running in the direction of the shot. "Now get up easy lady!" The armed man instructed Des, "You're gonna stay here hayseed!" The man swung the butt of the gun into Luke's face knocking him over. "Luke!" Des cried reaching down to him. She was pulled away by the man, "Let's go or he'll die now!" The man shouted to Des. "Luke!! Bo help!! Angie!! Can you hear....." She made one last effort to shout as she was stuffed into the back of a van. “Cooter! over this way!†Bo yelled as he raced through the tall grass. “I heard her! Des!! Luke? Where’d ya’ll get to?†Cooter hollered running behind Bo. “Luke! Hey cuz?†Bo asked when he saw Luke. He lay on the ground rithing in pain. Cooter burst through the grass to see Bo kneeling beside Luke. He wasn’t sure what to say. “Luke, what happened? C’mon Luke ya gotta talk to me cuz!†Bo said to his older cousin who was holding his head in his hands. Bo just looked at him, waited for him to respond. “Cooter, go radio the Doc!†Bo instucted his friend. Cooter took off back to the farm. “What’s going on?†Kristy asked jogging out to meet Angie. “I don’t know.†Angie replied dryly, staring off into the distance. “I hope...†Kristy started but was cut off. “SHHHHH!†Angie put a finger to her lips and listened. She could hear to sound of a car in close by, headed away from them, back to Hazzard. Angie didn’t say a word, she just took off for her sister’s car. “I hope Des got ya running smooth!†She said to the car as she climbed in and started the engine. Kristy stood in the yard, still unsure of what was happening. Balladeer: Don’t worry Kristy! I ain’t to sure what’s goin’ on neither!

The engine roared as Bo and Jessica pulled away form the farm in the General Lee. Jesse sighed, "Let's hope they find something useful!" Luke watched his cousin drive off in the General Lee, if they needed to get out of there in a hurry, they'd have to take Daisy's car. "Well ya'll, if I don't get to work Boss is gonna fire me fer sure! So I'll see ya later!" Daisy said as she got up from the porch. "Daisy! Wait!," Luke grabbed his cousin by the arm, "Maybe you should take Unca Jesse's truck, if we need to get outta here.." Daisy cut Luke off before he could worry Mabel anymore than he already had, "Sure, that's a good idea! Well bye, I'll see you later!" Daisy waved, and jumped into Jesse's truck. Daisy started the truck and peeled away from the old farm house. Mabel watched Luke as he helped his uncle gather firewood from the fields. Why are they helping me? She asked herself. Maybe they're working for Hatcher's gang, and they're waiting for the right time to turn me into him. Mabel had decided that was the case, she didn't know the Dukes, they're a mighty friendly bunch! Cooter's tow truck pulled up to the farmhouse, and Greasemonkey Cooter hoped out. "Well howdy Lucas Ducas!! Uncle mister Jesse Sir!" Cooter called waving to his friends as he jogged towardds them. Cooter didn't even notice Mabel sitting by the house. I wonder is this is who's gonna take me to Hatcher? It must be! Mabel stood up, she made her way over to the tow truck. "There ain't no way I'm lettin' ya'll take me to Hatcher she called to the men working several hunderd yards away!" The two Dukes, and Cooter look up to see Mabel Lynn tearing away from the farm in Cooter's truck. "Oh, no! What is she thinking?" Luke hollered as he ran to Daisy's roadrunner. Luke started the engine and burned out. He followed the tow truck. Luke reached down and grabbed the CB, "Mabel, this here's Luke Duke! Now I know yer scared, but I ain't gonna turn ya in to nobody! Ya gotta beleive me!" Mabel was shocked when she heard Luke's voice, he sounded genuine, maybe he was telling her the truth, "Luke, I just don't know who to trust no more, he's gots spies everywhere! An' well you could be one of em'!" Mabel slowed the truck, he wasn't going to let her get away, she'd more likely kill herself trying to runaway from him. Mabel stopped the truck, Luke pulled the roadrunner into an easy 90 degree turn, coming to a stop just in front of Cooter's truck. Mabel sat in the truck with the door open, the tears rollong down her face. Luke pauses, resting his left arm on the door of the truck, he looks at Mabel. "Mabel, I ain't out to hurt ya! I'm here ta help ya! Ya gots beleive me, we Dukes ain't about ta turn ya in." Mabel looked up into Luke's deep blue eyes, "I do believe ya Luke, I'm just scared!" She cries even harder. Luke reaches out and pulls her in close, he holds her tight and whispers in her ear, "Don't be scared, I'm gonna protect ya, I promise." (Tag you're it!)

Bo and Kristy sat on the front porch, whispering to each other. Kristy giggled, and the smile on Bo's face was wider than a texas mile. "Bo," jesse said looking over at the two, "play nice!" "Yes'r Uncle Jesse!" Bo said straghtening his back and saluting his uncle. Kristy tried not to laugh, Jesse jsu shook his head and wandered off to collect the eggs. Luke and Des were walking back towards the farm hand in hand. They passed Jesse, who took one look at his nephew and almost laughed out loud. Luke had hay sticking every which way out of his hair, and Des' pink lipstick smudged on his face. Des looked at Jesse's face, he was studying Luke. Des turned her gaze to Luke, she burst out lauhging, it was contagouis and Jesse snorted through his laughter. Luke was puzzled, "What? What? Unca Jesse! Des, what's so funny!?" they continued to laugh, "Luke!," Des reached over to Luke's head and pulled out a piece of hay, "this!" She smiled. Des put her free hand on his face and rubbed off the lipstick, "And this!" She showed Luke the pink on her finger. Luke shook his head and laughed. Jesse gave Luke a look, you better watch it mister! was the message Luke got. Luke tried hard to smile as he watched Jesse walk away. (sorry ya'll this was all I could think of at the moment! Tag!)

"Well, I'll be...." Luke gasped. He couldn't help but smile, there was a beautiful girl, asleep, in his barn. "Should we wake her up?" Bo asked. The three looked around at each other and shrugged. "I don't know, maybe we should. We outta know who's sleepin' in our barn!" Luke answered his cousin. "You do it then!" Bo cried. Luke grinned, "It'd be my pleasure!" He mumbled to himself. Luke knelt down beside the woman, he took in the features of her face and whispered, "Hey Ma'am!? Wake up!" Luke waited for her eyes to open. That was the last thing he remembered. "Luke!" Bo cried after his cousin fell limp to the floor of the barn. "OMIGOSH! I'm so sorry! I... I didn't mean to hurt him! It's just reflexes ya know!?" The woman sobbed as she moved over to Luke. "Nah... He'll be okay. I think." Bo told her. The woman sighed, she'd hurt a man for no good reason. "Oh! I'm sorry!" She whispered to Luke. His eyes opened a crack, "Where did that truck come from?" he asked. Luke opened his eyes all they way and sat up. I'm dead aren't I? I always thought I'd die with Bo behind the wheel of the General. Luke thought to himself, trying to shake his grogginess. Balladeer: Well they sure hit it off didn't they? It took Luke a minute to realize that he wasn't dead, and he hadn't gone to knock on the pearly gates. He was still sitting on the dusty floor of the Duke barn. "Whew-wey! That was quite a hit!" said Luke. "I'm so sorry! It's was just a reflex! It won't happen again, I can promise ya that!" The young woman said to Luke with a smile. Bo helped Luke up, he was still shaken, and sat down on a bail of hay. Bo, Jessica, and the stranger watched Luke for a moment. He spoke again, "What were ya doin' in here anyway?" "Maybe a better question would be who are you? I'm Bo Duke, that there's my cousin Luke, and this is Jessica!" Bo explained. "Well howdy ya'll, I'm Mabel Lynn. Luke I'm awfully sorry about all this!" She smiled apoligetically. "Aww, shucks Mabel, you ain't gotta be sorry for nothin'. But I still would like to know why you was sleepin' in our barn." Luke replied. Balladeer: Meanwhile ol' Jesse was keeping Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and his deputy Enos Strate at bay! "Now Jesse I know those boys of yers come this way, Enos here's seen em'!" The Sherrif pointed over his shoulder to Enos, who was busy watching Daisy hang clothes on the line. "Enos!" "Oh.. s-sorry Sherrif!" Enos started, " ya I seen Bo an' Luke headed back this may Mr. Duke! I'm sorry!" Enos frowned. "Hush, you're not spose to be sorry! Dipstick!" Rosco scolded Enos. "Well I'm sorry Rosco, but my boys ain't been around since this morn'n!" Jesse grinned, "Have you looked at Cooter's?" "Cooter's! Whadya think I am of course I looked a Cooter's! Come on Enos!" Rosco turned around and strolled back to his car, he whispered to Enos, "C'mon, let's go look at Cooter's!" The two lawmen got into their vehicles and headed for town. "That was close Uncle Jesse!" Daisy called as she jogged over to her uncle. "Too close. Now let's go get those boys!" Jesse said as he adn Daisy headed over to the barn. "And he thinks I over heard him talking about his latest plot to scam somebody outta their money!" "Well did ya hear him" Bo asked. "Yeah, but I promised I'd stay quiet, only he don't belive me! An now their lookin' for me! That's why I hid out in yer barn!" Mabel explained. "If you was from Hazzard I'd say we were dealing with Boss Hogg!" Luke replied. "Hogg? I know that name!" Mabel gasped. "Somehow that don't surprise me!" Bo laughed. " That's who Boss Hatcher was trying to shuck an jive! JD Hogg!" Mabel exclaimed. "Lemme guess, you didn't know JD Hogg was Boss Hogg of Hazzard county?" Luke asked. "No. Now they probably think I came to Hazzard to tell Hogg what I heard. I just thought it'd be safe here!" a tear rolls down Mabels cheek. Luke takes a tissue out of his shirt pocket and wipes her tear away, "Don't cry, we'll help ya!" he whispers. "Luke, they're coming after me, "she cries harder, "They're comin' to kill me!" she shouts through her tears. (Tag! Dixie you're it!)

Hnet name: Canadian Country Cousin~ Name: Cori-Anne Age:18 Location: Canada Married or Single: Single! Kids: Not yet Favorite Movie: Smokey and the Bandit, Twister, Bullit (Steve McQueen rocks my socks) Favorite TV shows: Do I have to tell you? Dukes of Hazzard!!! (Duh!!) CSI(the original) While you Were Out, and Reba Hobbies:Skiing, building models, writing fan fiction Occupation: Ski Instructor Favorite Colour: Hemi-orange He he Music: Deirks Bently, Toby Keith, Aaron Pritchett, The Road Hammers, Waylon Jennings, Areosmith, You know what I like everything!

That's true, it was harder to get out with the full roll cage, but you should also listen to the commentary on one armed bandits, John says, "mmm, looks like I hadn't quite figured out how to get out of those windows yet." So maybe they're still learning. And John is big guy, much bigger thaa Sean, he's scrawny! It should have been easier for him to get out, even with a full roll cage. Oh well, it's just another thing they screwed up in that movie! Just think about it, The new Bo, is scared of girls, dosen't that tell you everything you need to know? Ya know I'm starting to wonder if the director has ever Watched the original show?? Oh well!! When we all have General Lees, (if you dont already, and yes this will happen) we can show those two how it's done!!

I just watched i tlast night to look for, Ben Jones, the bum hanging out at the truck roadeo, when big and little enos are looking for bandit. Shonny Shroyer, the motorcycle cop who ends up in the pond. And John Sheinder, who is apparently a blonde kid wearing a coors tshirt, I haven't found him yet!

I got season for on the day it was realesed! I had to go to four or five stores before I found it but I got it eventully! Has anyone else noticed they do alot more hood sliding in season four!? and one roof slide! LOL. And Bo's getting smarter I think! Which is good. Maybe he ain't JUST pretty after all. But there's no denying that he is!!

Again, you ain't the only one! But anyways did ya figure out if those were his hands in ten million dollar sherrif??

Well honey I can see that!! Who ain't in love with him fer crying out loud??

I don't know! You're the one in love with the man's hands, shouldn't you be telling me??!! LOL! But it probably is I'll watch it agian and try to figure it out!! But like I said you're the one you should recoginse his hands!! Tee Hee!

Jessica Simpson is a dummy! What the heck else can I say? As a woman, I feel and always will feel that Daisy Duke was a role model. She was smart, sexy, tough, and didn't take nothing from nobody. Now I think Cathy Bach did a wonderful job and will be remembered in that role for eternity. Jessica on the other hand, well, I think the director only choose her because her ass looked good in short shorts, if her brain were as big as her butt she would have been fine. But sorry, she just dosen't have the smarts to pull it off. Daisy, was not dumb. Daisy did not flaunt herself just for the sake of it, and if she did, she was modest about it. She would never have walked into the police station in a bikini. And I hated the line, "the boys are gonna do something stupid and get arrested and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at someone to get them out" And then Jesse says "That's why we love you dear!" Ya right! Neither of them would have said that, thought it maybe but never said it!! Cathy Bach as Daisy Duke, shall we take a vote?

Ok guys! I tought ya'll were talking about how Denver Pyle can't shuflle a deck of cards (which doesn't really matter in the end) And it has somehow turned into singing songs about John's sexy hands!! You guys are nuts!!! LOL! But that's why I love it here!

"Cassie?" Daisy asked, "What are ya doin' with them fellers?" Cassie looked down at her hands, folded in her lap. "I... know it's stupid, but I got trapped. Oh, nevermind it's hard to explain." "I think we know what ya mean. But it's all over now!" Bo said looking at her in the rear view mirror, he smiled. "Bo's right, you're outta there and you ain't never gonna look back right?" Luke turned around to look at Cassie. "Well..." Cassie sighed, "I hope I don't ever have to go back, but, he's a mobster Luke! They always find you!" Cassie started to cry. Daisy put her arm around Cassie's shoulder. "Oh, don't worry honey we won't let that happen!" Daisy said. Luke and Daisy looked at each other, Luke's expression said it all, the mob can find anybody they want. "Let's get you to the farm, you'll be save there!" Bo said. "No Bo, that'll be the first place they look for her!" Luke replied, turning back to the front. "Take that shortcut over there!" "Luke that ain't no shortcut!" "It will be when we take it! Just do it!" Luke told his cousin. "Yes sir!" Bo smiled. Bo turned the General offroad.

That's the funnest comic in years!! "I figure it'll make up for the fact the I drive a lame station wagon. YEEEEEAA...." " Don't they say yee-haw?" "Underwear... caught..on ...wiperblades!" Tee heee! I love it I love it!!!

Dreams about the Dukes are great!! I had one last night. I was working in a lounge or something and Luke kept calling me and whining that I couldn't go anywhere with him, And I was yelling at him because he didn't ask me to do something before I got the Job at the lounge. Then he showed up all mad and started yelling at the boss lady who was this really mean russian. And I just tood there and watched it all, then he grabbed me by the arm and dragged me out the door. That's all I remember. It was just one of those dreams where ya go huh!? I also dream that I'm driving the General Lee alot, I like those dreams!!

Smokey and The Bandit!!!! Or Steve McQueen's Bullit! Wicked chase scenes through San Fransisco!! I love em both! And there's ussually good driving in bond films too!