Canadian_Country_Cousin

Those falling dreams are the worst. It happens when you're almost asleep, so close to unconsciousness. You dream you're just walking alone de de de.... whistling a tune, chatting to the birdies... when WAM!!!! You fall flat on your face and sit straight up in bed. "What the hell just happened?" And then like two minutes later you're back in a deep sleep. Dreams are wierd......

Happy belated birthday Mary Anne!!!! I'm sorry I missed it... but it sounds like you'll be turning 21 again next spring... so I'll catch ya then!

Awwww... well ain't the the cutest thing ya ever did see!?

You know your car is old when, the bumper stickers actually hold the bumper onto the car. Besides... who puts bumper stickers on anyways anymore?

(gosh, I can't believe how long it's been since I even thought about this story, yikes!) "A likely story!" Rosco replied, giggling and chuckling to him and Flash the third. "It's true!!! I swear I can't slow down Sheriff!" Jeff cried back as Cooter swung his tow truck out in front of the General. He tapped the brakes and the General Lee smashed into the truck's rear bumper. Cooter continued pressuring the brakes and eventully piggybacked Jeff and the General to a stop. The sheriff pulled up right behind them and leapt out of his patrol car, pistol drawn and aimed at the young Duke. "FRRREEEEESZZZZZZEE!!!!" Jeff rolled his eyes and slowly slid out from the window, hands held up in defense, "Now Rosco.... you can't arrest me for havin no brakes..." "HUSH! Jus hush! You have the right to remain slient!" Rosco shouted as he grabbed Jeff's wrists and handcuffed them together. "You were speedin', and you were racin with grease monkey Cooter there. I'm takin ya in..." The old mechanic gave the sheriff and dirty look, Grease Monkey!?? Who fixed your car when you rolled it chasin the Dukes, you tows you outta the pond after you crash chasin the Dukes?!!? He thought to himself as Rosco loaded Jeff into the back of his car and they headed off towards town, and jail.

http://www.hazzardretreat.com/sounds/Dukes%20of%20Hazzard%20Reunion%20Theme.mp3 Try that one...sorry I dunno how to get the one from here either.

I missed it too! Wah...I wanna see it!

Hey! What are some of ya'lls favorite quotes from your favorite movies?? Here's some of mine SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT *Snowman* I gotta get some go-go juice in this here truck an throw some groceries doen my neck!! *Carrie to Bandit* Well I got the metal the the pedal an the thing to the floor!!!! PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN *Will* You cheated!! *Jack* Pirate!!! *Will to Jack* We're gonna steal a ship? *looks at the Interceptor, fastest ship in the carribean* We're gonna steal that ship? *Jack points to a smaller ship* Commandeer....we're gonna commendeer that ship!!! *Elizabeth to the pirates before she hits em* Ya like pain? Try wearing a corset. *SMACK* LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS *Gimli to Legolas as they stand at the ready and Gimili can't see* Ya coulda picked a better spot. *Legolas, with a big smirk* Shall I get you a box, or would you like me to desribe what's happening? I HEART HUCKABES *What's her face, Naomi Watt's character* F***abes!!!! HEHHHEHEHHEHEH Those are just a few of my faves!! How bout you??

Heh heh heh I love Adam Sandler!! I like Happy Gilmore.....*to Bob Barker* The price is wrong B****!!!

If they're gonna make a sequel they gotta do it right. No more moonshine......they were known for not making it anymore.... And get rid of the Sh**y cast. Most of them could be recast with someone better. And I agree, all the chacters could have been better devoloped. There's soooo many things I could nitpick about, but it would bore us all. It would be great to see the General Lee tearing up the big screen again, but it needs to be done right. And yes it may have had a huge audience response, but I reckon they would get more if they tried harder to rope in fans of the original. If you wanna see what the Dukes sequel should really be like I suggest you check out a fellow member of Hnet's screenplay. http://www.hazzardnet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2357 And I know JDhoggjr has more to post to it. It's truly a Dukes of Hazzard Movie....I think he'd love it if ya'd checkit out!

Karis has to be his biological daughter, in the commentary on One Armed Bandits, he comments on how much he looks like his daughter at certain points.

The sound ot the engine of the General Lee roars in the background. Marion Jones stands ready to start a race on the side of the street. The camera pans from her to the General Lee with Bo Duke (John Schneider) sitting in the driver's seat. The notes of the Dixie horn sound in the street and Marion takes off. The tires screech and smoke as the General pulls out. Marion leeps over a large dog being walked by an older woman. The General barrels down the sreet beside her. Marion darts to her left past a cart filled with vegtables and into an alleyway. The general roars and skids around the corner in a 90 degree turn, heading the same direction. The General Lee races towards the veiwer, and takes off into the air at the last second. Flash back to Marion in the alley way as she runs up a long ramp to the top of a building, she races across and leaps through the air to the next rooftop. From behind the car you see it land hard on the other side of a construction site and it turns another left corner, tires screeching loudly as people look on from the side walk. Marion races down a fire esacpe on the far side of the building and drops to the ground with a grunt and runs into the street a checkered flag waving as she bursts across a finish line. The Gneral Lee skids to a halt beside her several seconds later and Bo Duke climbs out, throughlly dissapointed. The camera pans back to Marion who is still out of breath and continues down to her feet. Voice over, "Now thanks to the New Nike Air Peguses, you don't have to be Marion Jones to outrun the fastest car in Hazzard County."

I can't remember the start of the qoute im thinking off, but it ends with Jesse saying, "he had a couple nephews too, Frank and Jesse." And then the boys double over laughing...what episode was that??

Damn I like that roadrunner, if I can't have a charger I want one of those!!! But it would ba cool to have a jeep too! But I love that roadrunner!!

I agree with that! The Dukes wouldn't have been the same without Cooter! Just wouldn't have worked! And yeah like I said Cooter was hot, he didn't have the good looks, but he had the heart. I have to say, Bo and Luke weren't always the most sensitive, but Cooter always was. And I can only think of one show where he gets a girl. And she was a crook!!! Was there any others?

C'mon pineapple Dan the Man!!!! Get on those hollywood execs!!! This needs to hit the silver screen!!! NOW!!!!!

Happy belated birthday Brian! And happy belated Nameless Hazzard Holiday ya'll!! Val did you know the 12th of October is also Canadian Thanksgiving?????

I always do that! I've watched the entire movie once. Now I just go right to the chase scene, watch four or five times and move on. But it is defiently the best chase scene in a movie, I think of all time! I want both those cars!! Did ya know they might come our with a Bullit edition Mustang in like 2008 or something.

I know! Every where I go I look, I want the original, not that dang %%%% Jessica Simpson. Blah!

Wow that's a lot of money!! Well they got my twenty dang bucks. And you're right, if the film had been better they could have made so much more!

He he he!!! I did it I did it!! I did a hood slide!!!! I parked my car too close to one side of the driveway and there was a big spruce tree against the front left fender of my car. I didn't really wanna walk through the tree and I didn't really wanna walk around the car. So I took a step back and without thinking ran and sild from the fender to the far side of the hood. I stood up and walked away. a minute later I was like whoa!! Slow down what the hell just happened?? Did I just hood slid?? Heh heh heh!!! I did to! It was wicked!! And so much fun!! I do it all the time now!!!

"Luke...calm down! Just relax!" The young nurse coaxed in a gentle voice, trying to calm the irrate man. He shook his head and cried, "I dun wanna calm down! My dang cousin's missin'!!!" She sighed and put her hand on his shoulder, "Luke...yelling isn't helpin Sugar." Luke let out a loud sigh, knowing she was exactly right. Her name was Julie, and she had been Luke's nurse when he was in the hospital six months ago after wrecking his knee falling off his horse. They had become good friends, and Luke was glad to see she was taking care of his cousin as well. His anger began to fade, thanks to Julie's gentle words, this was why she was a good nurse. She had that abilty to make a person feel better with just a smile, or a few simple words. "Okay, where could he have gone?" Luke asked, more to himself then anyone else as he sat down on the edge of the bed. "He did have amneyisa, who knows what he was thinking." Daisy replied. Jesse creased his brow in frustration and concern, "He was doin' better, an I don't think he would have up an left for no reason." Daisy, Luke and Julie looked over at him. "Mr.Duke you aren't saying what I think you are?" Julie asked. (cue anyone)

Bo scratched his head in curiousity, "You sure yer mah daddy? I dun remember you at all." Hewey snickered an muttered under his breath before he turned to Bo, "Of course I'm your dad!" He pretended to look hurt. Bo looked at Hewey long and hard and glanced at his reflection in the window of the car, "We dun look nothin' alike." "Uh..you uh look like yer momma." Bo raised his eyebrows, "But you ain't that much older than me." Hewey puzzled a moment and grinned, "Do you remember how old you are son?" Bo looked at Hewey and then over at Turk, "No." Hewey grinned and quickly added, "There ya go...I look very young for my age..." Bo was still not convinced, he couldn't remeber, but it didn't feel right. "What about Uncle Jesse, an Daisy an Luke??" (eh my brain hurts!! )

Jeffery Duke grinned to himself as he strolled down the main street of Hazzard, enjoying the smiles and waves he recieved. "Howdy Jeffery!" Mrs. Blubuttin, his old high school algebra teacher. He smiled and waved, "Hello Ma'am!". "Jeff! There you are!!" a femine voice called out from behind him. Jeff stopped in his tracks, his face wrinkled as he tried to find a face to put to the voice. Jeff's eyes widened as he felt a hand on his shoulder. "Jeffery..." The soft voice whispered in his ear. He could feel her breath on his face. Who the hell is that?? He thought. His mind rattled through the possibilites. It wasn't his mother, or any of his aunts, wasn't his cousin, or his sister. Jeff continued to ponder, he didn't have a girlfriend, and he hadn't been on any dates recently. Just turn around an you'll see who it is..He told himself, But I dun wanna turn around... "Jeffery!!" The voice called out again, bringing Jeff out of his trace. "Uh..um.." He cleared his throat, "Yes?" He heard a soft giggle and she spoke again, "Turn around..." He didn't want to turn around, he wanted to run, he didn't know why, but he just did. "Turn around!" The voice lost some of it's softness. Jeff shook his head, "I dun wanna!" He started to walk again, hoping she would go away, who ever she was. He heard the clicking of her heels on the sidewalk as she tried to keep up. Being 6'4", Jeff's strides were long and fast, carrying him short didstances with little effort. Now, where the hell can I go? She's gonna follow me. Wait. Jeff paused his thoughts as he slowed his pace, there is a woman with a soft gentle touch and a voice to match desperatly trying to catch you, why the hell are you walking away? Stop thinkin like that, that's how Bailey thinks! You've been spending way to much time with that jerk. He dunno how to treat women right...dun wanna pick up any bad habits from him! Jeff wrestled with his inner self trying to decide what to do. (okay here ya go! Anybody wanna write this lady?? Who the heck is she, I wanna know too!! A friend, an ex-lover, a distant admirer, a stalker??? An please ask for permission if ya wanna use others characters!)

Jesse looked down at his nephew, his face wrinkled in concern. "Yer Bo Duke...An I'm yer Uncle Jesse!" He said softly, figuring that was enough for now, not wanting to confuse the poor boy any more. After several days of the same waiting game, Bo not improving much, Jesse decided him Daisy an Luke needed to get away from the hospital a couple of hours. Luke agreed after some persuasion, but Daisy was persistent. "No, we can't leave him Uncle Jesse!" Jesse looked at Daisy his eyes saying everything that needed to be said. Daisy nodded and let Luke lead her away from Bo's room. "Now....go! They're leavin' make yer move on that Duke boy!" A husky voice cried from the backseat of a long black cadillac. (Cue anyone....*evil laughter* I left it up to you to decide who that dude is!! An what their gonna do to poor ol Bo!!)