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Canadian_Country_Cousin

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  1. Before Cooter fixed up the General it was an "orange clunker car" it looked pretty bad! I thought the doors WERE welded shut on the fixed up GL, because I remember them trying to open the doors and they couldn't! and Cooter said something like their welded shut? Mabye I'm just crazy, no comments, but I remember that! But you know what I hated, I just have to say I hated to steering wheel,I thiught it was Dumb looking, I don't know okay?
  2. Hey ya'll! I figured it was time for me to try my hand at a round robin story! So let's get started! "It's was a fine day Hazzard County, the birds are a-singin', the fish are a-swimmin' and the General Lee is a-runnin', from the law." states the balladeer, with the hint of a grin in his voice. The General Lee fishtales around a corner in the dirt road. Sirens can be close behind in the distance. "Damn it Peter, you picked up a local smokie!" "Well it wasn't my idea to swipe this orange boat! I bet the owners are always in trouble driving this beauty!" The driver replies. "Now hold on a second here! That ain't who we normally see driving the General Lee. Where are Bo and Luke Duke?" The Balladeer cries. Back at the Boar's Nest, the hub of Hazzard social culture, Bo and Luke were just finishing a cold brew, served up by their cousin Daisy. "Thanks Daisy," says Bo, "why don't you put these on Cooter's tab, he'll never notice!" Bo points to Cooter, the local mechanic and friend of the Dukes. Cooter is taking a nap in the corner, he works hard you know! The Dukes share a laugh, at poor old Cooter's expense. "Come on let's go Bo, we've gotta get to town. Uncle Jesse needs us to pick up that fertilizer." says Luke. "Alright I'm comin'!" cries Bo, as Luke drags him towards the door. Bo gives a wave to the girls he had been chatting up. "Bye Bo!" "Call me Bo!" the girls call. "Bye ladies!" Bo says with a smile. Luke pushes the door open with many thoughts running through his head. Thoughts like : Bo you need to grow up, Uncle Jesse is gonna kill us if we don't get that fertilizer, Cooter's gonna mad when he wakes up. Among other thoughts. "Ah...Bo?" "Ya!" answers Bo. "Where'd ya park the General?" Luke asks. "What to you mean, why I parked the General right..." Cries Bo as he pushes his way out the door past Luke. "It seems that the General is M-I-A!" Luke states, "oh sorry Bo that means missing in action." "Cute."
  3. Why do you love Bo? No body else can drive like him, he's not afraid of going for it, he fights for what he believes in, he cares about his family, he says the cutest things, he's not so smart, I don't know if that's good or bad!?
  4. Why do you love Bo? No body else can drive like him, he's not afraid of going for it, he fights for what he believes in, he cares about his family, he says the cutest things, he's not so smart, I don't know if that's good or bad!?
  5. Oh Ya and of course I vote For Waylon's Good Ol Boys!!! And Ya the Road Hammers, I wanna add the whole album, You guys should listen to it and pick the best, any would be perfect!
  6. Oh Ya and of course I vote For Waylon's Good Ol Boys!!! And Ya the Road Hammers, I wanna add the whole album, You guys should listen to it and pick the best, any would be perfect!
  7. Deirks Bently- What Was I thinking *He thinks he's Bo Duke! Aaron Pritchett- John Roland Wood *Have you seen the video? The Road Hammers- Overdrive and Heart with Four Wheel Drive *Good Ole Canadian Boys The Guess Who- No Time Any Bob Seager Songs!
  8. Deirks Bently- What Was I thinking *He thinks he's Bo Duke! Aaron Pritchett- John Roland Wood *Have you seen the video? The Road Hammers- Overdrive and Heart with Four Wheel Drive *Good Ole Canadian Boys The Guess Who- No Time Any Bob Seager Songs!
  9. Do ya like high action car chases? Have you seen Steve McQueen's Bullit? Bullitt chases the bad guys driving a ........1968 black Dodge Charger! Yep, a charger but it ain't driven by any good ole boys, more like the good fellas. Bullit drives a high powered 68 Green 'Stang. The chase is just cool. There's one part where steve overshots a corner and backs up, which was a genuine mistake, theres another part where the bad guys hit a parked car and knock over a camera which they left in, and they pass the same green VW bug 6 or 8 times, when the Charger hits the gas station blowing it up it actually missed by the explosives guys blew it up in perfect time! So there's the rundown now go run watch enjoy!!
  10. Do ya like high action car chases? Have you seen Steve McQueen's Bullit? Bullitt chases the bad guys driving a ........1968 black Dodge Charger! Yep, a charger but it ain't driven by any good ole boys, more like the good fellas. Bullit drives a high powered 68 Green 'Stang. The chase is just cool. There's one part where steve overshots a corner and backs up, which was a genuine mistake, theres another part where the bad guys hit a parked car and knock over a camera which they left in, and they pass the same green VW bug 6 or 8 times, when the Charger hits the gas station blowing it up it actually missed by the explosives guys blew it up in perfect time! So there's the rundown now go run watch enjoy!!
  11. Lots of Westerns Have been fimed out here in southern Alberta Canada! Pretty soon thy're going to start filming the Assination of Jesse James, with Brad Pitt! They filmed some of Exit wounds here, they blew up our newly renovated Centre street bridge, before the public was even allowed back on! Well they didn't really blow it up but they made it look that way! Legands of the Fall, a bunch of Clint Eastwood movies, The North of 60 Movies, a couple episodes of the TV show Viper, Dead Bang, Portaits of a killer. They were also fiming a Movie called RV here now, with some big names actors, I don't remember who!
  12. Lots of Westerns Have been fimed out here in southern Alberta Canada! Pretty soon thy're going to start filming the Assination of Jesse James, with Brad Pitt! They filmed some of Exit wounds here, they blew up our newly renovated Centre street bridge, before the public was even allowed back on! Well they didn't really blow it up but they made it look that way! Legands of the Fall, a bunch of Clint Eastwood movies, The North of 60 Movies, a couple episodes of the TV show Viper, Dead Bang, Portaits of a killer. They were also fiming a Movie called RV here now, with some big names actors, I don't remember who!
  13. In Route 7/11 Bo" Well aren't you gonna start it?" Luke"Well I'd need the keys, and just so happens that I left the keys in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't I got no pants pocket!" Bo"Since whan do we need keys to start a car?" Luke "Alright Alright!"
  14. In Route 7/11 Bo" Well aren't you gonna start it?" Luke"Well I'd need the keys, and just so happens that I left the keys in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't I got no pants pocket!" Bo"Since whan do we need keys to start a car?" Luke "Alright Alright!"
  15. There's a great line in the Hazzard goes to Hollywood movie somebody;s shooting at the Dukes at Rosco, etc, shooting out their tires and stuff, they all get out of the cars to see whats going on, somebody shoots at em a couple more times and Bo, very blonde, says "There's somebody shooting at us!"
  16. There's a great line in the Hazzard goes to Hollywood movie somebody;s shooting at the Dukes at Rosco, etc, shooting out their tires and stuff, they all get out of the cars to see whats going on, somebody shoots at em a couple more times and Bo, very blonde, says "There's somebody shooting at us!"
  17. Good I'm glad someone else agrees that Evan Farmer would have been better! Yes he is the Host of while you were out! (thrid best show on tv Dukes first, CSI second) And chack out Austin Powers Goldmember, Evan plays young Number Two!
  18. Good I'm glad someone else agrees that Evan Farmer would have been better! Yes he is the Host of while you were out! (thrid best show on tv Dukes first, CSI second) And chack out Austin Powers Goldmember, Evan plays young Number Two!
  19. OKay now that I have seen the movie I know that the new Bo IS in love with the car, he wants the make love to the car!!!! Yuk!
  20. OKay now that I have seen the movie I know that the new Bo IS in love with the car, he wants the make love to the car!!!! Yuk!
  21. Some of the lines they came up with were both great and sad! I liked this one Bo:I am never getting out of this car, I'm gonna sleep in this car, eat in this car and make sweet love to this car! Luke: Don't you mean make sweet love in this car? Bo:No I mean to the car, I wanna have sex with the car! Oh my Bo was in love with the car! I hated this one Daisy:The boys are gonna get themselves in trouble and get thrown in jail and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at someone to get them out! Jesse:That's why we love ya dear! Jesse would have never said that! He also would have never punched anybody but what are ya gonna do? what do you think the best and worst lines were?
  22. Some of the lines they came up with were both great and sad! I liked this one Bo:I am never getting out of this car, I'm gonna sleep in this car, eat in this car and make sweet love to this car! Luke: Don't you mean make sweet love in this car? Bo:No I mean to the car, I wanna have sex with the car! Oh my Bo was in love with the car! I hated this one Daisy:The boys are gonna get themselves in trouble and get thrown in jail and I'm gonna have to shake my ass at someone to get them out! Jesse:That's why we love ya dear! Jesse would have never said that! He also would have never punched anybody but what are ya gonna do? what do you think the best and worst lines were?
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