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Garrett Duke struggles off Hobie while watching everyone fight over moonshine. "Amateurs," he scoffs as he abruptly turns right onto an off road area. He braces himself through the rough terrain and swipes left to miss a fallen log before the path abruptly turns back onto the road and Garrett laughs to see Hobie several car lengths behind him now.

AMOS stigger-crop duster

Happy Birthday Skipper!

Today I am 39. 😲

several people on the sidelines are smelling the unmistakable smell of Homemade Hooch! Hobie's engine is cranked to the max as he brings it around the curve and into the next straightaway! He's burning Shine like it was water and blowing by everybody!

Everybody here knows I'm low tech so it may come as no surprise that I ask what an emulator is. My grandson got me hooked on Skyrim a couple years ago. I like medieval stuff so I'm loving it.

Do you guys prefer Racing for Home or Daisy Dukes it Out? I'm about to start playing the second one on an emulator until I can get a physical copy and I'm curious. I saw a video once saying it was a bad game and I think it's just young people referring to older graphics cause so far the game looks really cool. I've only ever played the first and third games. I had beaten the first growing up but I always got stuck trying to follow Enos on the third

Hey my fellow Hazzardites! I'm watching Moon Runners right now! You guys have seen that one haven't you? It's the one that started it all! If you haven't, you need to see it! It's funny and at the same time, closer to what the lifestyle is really like but I didn't like it when Jesse died but besides that, it was a good movie!

After pulling out the pin that disconnected the Minnow, the tongue of the trailer dug into the dirt and stopped the trailer/Minnow in it's tracks. Jesse's dirt bike launched into the air like a catapult, right over the creek. With the new coconut fuel in his tank Jesse knew he would catch the rest of the group soon. He looked in his mirror at the Minnow and trailer on the other side of the creek and figured Skipper would miss it....but also thought Skipper would forgive him since Ford Mustangs are much faster when they aren't pulling yachts. As he watched the stuck trailer and yacht get smaller and smaller in his mirror Jesse couldn't resist singing...."The Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost."

The missions as Uncle Jesse in Black Tilly on Tuff were insanely hard at first lol

I beat Racing For Home!

Hobie just got back in the action after a delayed pit stop! He knows the Moonshine Mauler has the power to out run everyone but he's not sure when to make his move! He just gets on the straightway of the track and puts his heel to the steel! He's passing all kinds of racers.....he still hasn't seen Meadow or Daisy yet!

Garrett just nods at him as he stares at the road ahead. Looking back in his rearview mirror he sees everyone getting closer as he fights with Skipper. Looking back at Skipper he is impressed by the manpower and speed of his car. But what everyone doesn't know, is that he has a souped up Jeff Gordon engine under his hood. The same engine that brought Jeff Gordon to the checkered flag and championships many times. "See ya later," Garrett shouts at Skipper as he presses the accelerator to the floor and Spittin' Cobra flies ahead and Garrett cuts Skipper off again before rushing ahead.

"Hello Garrett!" (Waves at him.) "This interesting since we both have Mustangs." With that, puts the hammer down and races after Garrett to get the lead back again.

Garrett watches in amazement to see Skipper literally jump ahead of him before anger settles in. "Ain't no way no boat is gonna beat Spittin' Cobra!" he states as he aggressively fights his way besides Skipper. Garrett forces a smile at Skipper and a wave while yelling out his window at Skipper, "Nice move!" With that he goes off track a bit to gain some momentum before weaving back on track to cut Skipper off.

Getting some "Willie Nelson" ready and then gonna watch Repo Men

I was just teasing Garrett. He's a Cubs and Bears fan. I'm the Pirates, Steelers, Penguins fan....Timberwolves fan in NBA.

In season 2 Daisy's Road Runner is destroyed and then comes back without explanation in episodes after before the season ends. This is due to what is known as a "machete" order. Where corporate executives try to dictate the order of episodes based on what they think would be more popular instead of letting them air in the order intended.

COOTER could fix a car better than anybody in Hazzard!

And then things got even worse for Jesse. The fire reignited and he wasn't able to put it out this time. He ran away from the motorcyle, knowing what was about to happen. Just as he got out of harm's way the Yamaha went up in a fireball because of the power of Professor's fuel. He felt the blast and could feel the heat but he was okay. It looks like another year with no trophy. But that wasn't the worst of it. How would he tell Emma her back up dirt bike was destroyed. Just when it appeared he wouldn't see the checkered flag, a Hazzard miracle appeared from around the corner.

I hope you had a good birthday yesterday. Getting a little grey? Sounds like you will be changing your name from Skipper to Jesse in a few years.

Thanks Boss Hogg! 😀

YEE-Haw!

What Uncle Jesse doesn't know, is the Skipper had backup moonshine with him inside the car. 2 jugs of Mr. Thurston Howell III's famous Brandy Peaches. He converted this to Moonshine and supplied the Skipper with this backup fuel in case someone decided to steal the Professor's Coconut Shine.

Gonna be playing the Starsky and Hutch game on my GameCube in a bit once I turn the sausage that's in the oven

THAT.....my cousin.....will make your teeth sweat!!

Monaco isn't a great track for overtaking, but today's race definitely didn't lack drama. Unfortunately, we were deprived of the anticipated fight at the front when Max Verstappen's Red Bull had a problem at the start and retired at the end of the first lap. Luckily, all the cars behind avoided him, and the Ferraris of Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc set off after Kimi Antonelli. Behind them, Isack Hadjar had problems with his car all afternoon, but George Russell couldn't get by. The same was true for Lando Norris who was passed by Pierre Gasly at the start and also couldn't pass. There were a lot of penalties given out today, including about a third of the field getting 5 seconds for speeding in the pit lane. There were so many that the commentators questioned the sensor accuracy. For the second race in a row, World Champion Lando Norris had to retire when his car failed. On lap 60/78, when there were only 3 or 4 cars still on the lead lap, Lance Stroll crashed his Aston Martin into the barrier on one of the slowest corner bringing out a safety car. Pretty much all the drivers used this as a chance to get new tires, but while Lewis served his penalty at the stop, George didn't which earned him a further drive-through penalty. The race restarted on lap 65, but was immediately back behind the safety car as Charles Leclerc hit the same barrier as Lance. After a couple more laps the race was red flagged when it was determined that the crashes may have been caused by the surface of what is a regular road breaking up. The road was swept and the race resumed after about a half hour delay. Kimi held his nerve at the restart and became the youngest winner of the Monaco Grand Prix. He wasn't even born when the race was last won by an Italian driver. Lewis held on for second, but couldn't touch Kimi's pace. George dropped out of the points serving his penalty. Despite his car troubles, Isack finished third and Oscar Piastri finished fourth. Before the race, Liam Lawson told one of the presenters that he'd be lucky if his car made the start. He finished fifth. You can see the highlights here. With five wins in a row, Kimi now leads the championship by 66 points from Lewis who has moved up to second. Only a single week to wait until the Spanish Grand Prix.

We can watch the whole Reunion right here on the site for the time being lord willing! 🙏🏻

Found all of Reunion in clips but it's all there!

Road Pirate... You need PlayStation 1 The Dukes of Hazzard II Daisy Dukes It Out, PlayStation 2 The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee, and Game Boy Color The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home now. You'll be all set if you collect them all. Or Xbox Return of the General Lee if you have an Xbox.

Road Pirate... This is awesome news for you! 😀

OH MY GOD YOU KNOW - I played them all but I spent HOURS on Pimp Your Rod and just spent one trying to find the name. Thank you!!!!!!! Are these archived anywhere? I know they killed flash support but there are still ways to play flash games if you can get the files.

Good Ol Boys but Up On Cripple Creek is second since the theme probably doesn't count

Yeah this is a true. You especially always wanna test your arrow's spine before firing them

Naughty naughty Uncle Jesse! You sabotaged me. 😂

I don't know much about bows so I don't know if this is right or not. I've heard older bows can be dangerous because they are more susceptible to breaking when you pull them back.

Jesse was feeling a little bad about stealing Skipper's shine to fuel up his dirt bike but he knew how good it was in 2-stroke engines with oil injection. Then he remembered the only two rules of the Moonshine 400. 1) Don't hurt anybody. 2) There are no more rules Next Jesse revealed what was in his other hand. It was the end of a cable. He pulled it hard and the pin keeping the Minnow's trailer attached pulled out. The old moonshiner let go of the cable and quickly grabbed the throttle. With both hands now tightly gripping the handlebars he squeezed like his life dependent on it, knowing what was about to happen.

There was a blue Martin Cougar a few days ago on eBay. It looked like metal flake blue minus the flakes, had a case, and came with five bows. If I were a little better off if I wouldn't of hesitated to get it. Unfortunately it seems to be gone. I can shoot but money these days lol

I could be wrong but this may be related to the type of screens PlayStation and GameBoy would be out put on. Gameboy had no backlight so they often shifted tones of colors to make them appear better. The PlayStation also relies on scan lines for certain pictures to look a specific way. For example the sky might pop a bit more if playing on a crt tv.

Mine is also! If it's a professional league I'm a Pittsburgh fan, OSU for college, Celtics for NBA and LA for WNBA

and your favorite baseball team is the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Ok, I know it's one of the later episodes, what did everyone think about "Strange Visitor to Hazzard"?, if you haven't watched it, to cut a long story short an alien comes to Hazzard and Boss and Rosco want to use him/her (was never clear on that) as an attraction to bring tourists into Hazzard. Oh and two guys who are on the run for holding up a church bingo game try to take over Hazzard using the WHOGG radio station (I think that's the name...), anyway that's all from me, 10:4. Joe

We're glad you're back with us in here MonacoMan and a few years ago ( ?) we talked about this and all agreed with you....this show sucked!! It's GOT to be the bottom of the list! They were really reaching with this one! ( Were they drunk? Ran out of ideas? Buzzing?)

This was the worst episode of the show! I don’t like alien/UFO stuff to begin with , but it definitely did NOT belong on a show like “Dukes”!

It was mine as well, along with 'Robot P. Coltrane', my belief (like a lot of television show) the writers just run out of ideas, the Dukes is still an amazing show though

Felix Silla played the Visitor. He also wore the costume for Twiki in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, he was an Ewok in Return of the Jedi, he wore the Lucifer costume in Battlestar Galactica, and was Cousin Itt on The Addams Family. And that's all the good stuff I have to say about "Strange Visitor to Hazzard". LOL!

Unsurprisingly, 'Strange Visitor to Hazzard' comes up a few times in the Least Favourite Episode thread.

It was my least favorite episode. Still, the worst Dukes of Hazzard episode is better than the best episode of any other show ever made.

Good Advice...though my favorite proverb is African: Be careful when a naked man offers you a shirt....

Confederate Railroad was the first concert I was able to go to and I had enjoyed every moment of the concert. They were a great band. Now each time I hear them on the radio, I think of that night I went with my mom. I have been to many more concerts since then. I have seen Billy Ray Cyrus and John Micheal Montgomery at least three or four times each. Even been on stage with Billy Ray at the last concert I went to. The best concerts I've gone to (not including any concerts or shows at the four Dukefests I've gone to) have been Kenny Chesney with Keith Urban and Dierks Bently (several years ago), Keith Urban with Little Big Town, Brooks N Dunn (Twice) Brad Paisley and Toby Keith would be my favorite three shows I've gone to. Alan Jackson with Martina McBride were great, but could have been better if they had a better sound to it - they were in a football arena and you couldn't understand them when they talked. Toby Keith was at the same place and had the same trouble as well. Keep it between the ditches Garrett Duke