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state bank INSPECTOR (one of Boss's biggest fears)

Balladeer:"Uh oh. It looks like ol' Rosco got Cooter to fish him out of the pond, and here he comes right to the farm. I can't look." Rosco's siren is heard. The Dukes look up from dinner, and all sigh. Uncle Jesse:"Bad news is here boys!" Daisy:"What's new?" Luke:"I don't know how he does it! He always manages to show up between blessing and vittles." Laughter erupts around the table. Rosco has stopped got out of the car, and knocks on the door. Rosco:"Alright you Dukes! Come on out of that house with yer hands up, an' don't try no funny business!" Uncle Jesse:"I'll bet you potatoes to turnips that J. D. Hogg put him up to this, an' they're settin' you fellas up fer somethin' bad!" Luke:"We ain't gonna find out if we're sittin' in jail." Bo:"Let's go out this way." The go out the front door, sneak around to the General Lee, get in and take off. Rosco:"Oooh there, there they go! Khee khee it's hot pursuit time Flash!" Flash loves the Dukes,and wines her disapproval of her daddy's actions. CUE ROGER OR GARRETT