(Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes)
Boss Hogg is sitting at his desk in his courthouse office, eating breakfast. A giant tray piled sky high with donuts. Rosco walks in.
Rosco:"Bad news, bad news! Look what them Duke Boys did to that radar gun!" Boss Hogg(Looks up from the donuts for a split second to see the radar gun.)"Oh. It's a mess, ain't it?" Rosco:"It's a mess. I bet yer mad too, aren't ya?" Boss Hogg:"No. No, I ain't mad." Rosco:"Then you must be sick." Boss Hogg:"No, I ain't sick neither." Rosco:"I thought you was, from eatin' all these donuts." Boss Hogg:"I'm happy as a clam. An' you wanna know why?" Rosco:"Why?" Boss Hogg:"Well, there are 2 reasons-" Rosco:"You lost 20 pounds?" Boss Hogg:"I may get angry. No. The 1st one is, we got rid of Hector Farley." Rosco:"Yeah. He's afraid of me!" Boss Hogg:"Turned out to be a mouse in sheep's clothing. A wreck less scaredy cat. Reason number 2, thanks to you, we can lay the blame fer destroyin' that there so-called radar equipment on them Duke Boys! Hehehe!"