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  1. Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

    Skipper Duke reacted to Kait_Tucker for a post in a topic

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    I love that line "the ship already abandoned us!" that is a funny line and scene.
  2. Celebrity Crushes

    Skipper Duke reacted to Kait_Tucker for a post in a topic

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    Ha ha..nope to both. Let's see if a description would help: He's 6'1" with dark hair and the deepest blue eyes. He has very large shoulders and hands. He's extremely articulate and intelligent. I have to add witty with a biting sarcasm. He also has a smile that could make Broadway's lights dim.
  3. To bad I am out of free uploads on my Flickr account. Because I have done some Skipper video tribute scenes from the series. I would love to have put on here for y'all.
  4. Celebrity Crushes

    Kait_Tucker reacted to RogerDuke for a post in a topic

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    Chevy Chase? Edit: you said he wasn't from a movie.... Bill Nye the Science Guy?
  5. Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

    Kait_Tucker reacted to Skipper Duke for a post in a topic

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    (Season 1 Two on a Raft) Gilligan:"Skipper!. Do you think we should abandon ship!?" Skipper:(pointing to sinking raft)"It's too late! It's already abandoned us!"
  6. Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

    Kait_Tucker reacted to Skipper Duke for a post in a topic

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    (Season 3 The Producer) Based on another post today - here is “Hamlet: The Musical” by the Castaways of Gilligan’s Island Act I [The curtain rises. Hamlet stands stage center.] HAMLET: (Sings) I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. [Enter King Claudius and Queen Certrude] CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) He asks to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; GERTRUDE: (Sings) My son who loved his mother’s knee, CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) And so he asks to be or not to be. So here’s his plea, we beg of thee, And say we see a little hope for he. HAMLET: (Sings) To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. Exit Claudius and Certrude. HAMLET: Hark! I do believe I hear the fair Ophelia. Enter Ophelia OPHELIA: My Lord Hamlet is troubled. HAMLET: Yea, verily, my heart is heavy. I cannot marry thee, Ophelia. There is nothing left for you, but to get thee to a notary. OPHELIA: Ah, my poor Hamlet. Ah, my poor Hamlet. (Sings) Hamlet, dear, your problem is clear, Avenging thy father’s death; You seek to harm your uncle and mom, But you’re scaring me to death. While I die and sigh and cry, That love is everything; You’re content to try to touch, The conscience of a king. Since the day when your dad met his fate, You just brood and you don’t touch your food; You hate your ma, mad at my pa, You’ll kill the king or some silly thing. So Hamlet. Hamlet, do be a man, let Rotten enough alone. From Ophelia no one can steal yea You’ll always be my own, Leave the gravedigger’s scene, If you know what I mean. Danish pastry for two, For me, for you. HAMLET: In truth Ophelia, you have said a mouthful. OPHELIA: Hamlet, I have so much more to offer. But hark! Me thinks me hear the heavy footsteps of my father, Polonius. HAMLET: And the laughter of your brother and my friend, Laertes. OPHELIA: Oh, they must not find us here. But where to hide? HAMLET: Hide anyplace. But don’t go near the water. [Exit Hamlet and Ophelia] LAERTES: Father, my ship sails at the tide. POLONIUS: A mornent, my son, for I have something to tell you. LAERTES: But I ask only for my allowance. POLONIUS: Ah, but I shall give you something far more available: advice. LAERTES: Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice? POLONIUS: Paris is a wild and wicked town. And you are but a young and innocent boy. LAERTES: (To audience) Oh, could I tell him a few stories. POLONIUS: Heed my words, Laertes, and you’ll be safe. LAERTES: (To audience) Unless I listen, I won’t get my spending money. So I’ll listen, I’ll listen. POLONIUS: (Sings) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do. To thine own self be true. [Enter entire cast] ALL: (Sing) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do, To thine own self be true.
  7. The last 24 hours

    RogerDuke reacted to Skipper Duke for a post in a topic

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    Cousin Spike... The Madded that the video games are made about?
  8. The last 24 hours

    RogerDuke reacted to Spike for a post in a topic

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    Rip John Madden
  9. A Birthday Saal-ute to Meadowmufn!

    RogerDuke reacted to Spike for a post in a topic

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    Happy belated birthday MeadowMufn
  10. The last 24 hours

    RogerDuke reacted to Spike for a post in a topic

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    Yep, both times positive for Covid. Booster shot packed same punch the regular shots did. Wife of course had the brunt of side effects again, aches and pain and headache. I had more aches this time than with the other shots. Still haven't heard anything about the neighbor, we hope she's getting better. Finally getting snow here too, unfortunately a few days late but I'm still in the Christmas mood so why not.
  11. This set of tributes comes from Season 3 The Kidnapper.
  12. Celebrity Crushes

    RogerDuke reacted to Kait_Tucker for a post in a topic

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    I'm sorry, RogerDuke- not Chase Elliott LOL. He's not even my type. Maybe a description would help: He's tall (6'1") with dark hair and blue eyes. He's amazingly smart and wrote books. Sometimes he needs to wear glasses.

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