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Hi ya'll! Just came up with this for fun. You know you've been watching Dukes of Hazzard too much when... 1. You call your best friend a dipstick. 2. Your boss is your "little fat buddy." 3. When you need a new license plate, you try to get CNH 320. 4. You try to drive like Bo. 5. You name your kids or animals after characters in the show. (Oh I plan on doing this one!) 6. You practice so that you are just as good with a bow and arrow as Luke and Bo are. 7. Your family car is equipped with a custom horn, the first 12 notes of "Dixie". 8. Your favorite outfit is a pair of tight blue jeans, cowboy boots, and a yellow and blue or blue checkered shirt. 9. You try to hood slide. 10. Your ringtone for your cell phone is "Good ole boys". 11. You climb in your car through the window, even though the doors are not welded shut. Please come up with your own. I would love to see what others think!

I feel your pain. It's been pretty cold here on Lake Erie. The good thing is that it makes us appreciate it more when it's warm.

Wife and I cut our Sunday plans short so I could Install a new battery in a relatives car in 20 degree weather with windchills near zero yesterday because said relative didn't feel like waiting at the auto center for an hour or more for their mechanics to change it Saturday . Would have been done taking the old one out and putting the new one in in half an hour if I didn't have to wait in checkout line at Walmart for 45+minutes, I kid you not it was over 45 minutes because some genius only scheduled one cashier to work the auto section yesterday . Luckily got back in time just before sundown to put the new one in the car.

This is getting bizzare! Today I saw Hoss's post. Earlier today I saw a commercial for Applebee's Restaurant. Yesterday I was at a basketball game and a player's last name was Appleby. My mother-in-law went to Cleveland the day before that to see a dementia specialist named Dr Appleby. Four Applebys in three days!....even though they aren't spelled the same that's pretty amazing! To add to the coincidence I had a piece of apple pie just before I logged in (I swear I'm not making that up)

It's not possible to watch Dukes too much so the title of this thread is ridiculous.

Nice thread idea, here's a few more: 1. You wash your car by driving it into the local pond. 2. You go out for a drink with friends and order a buttermilk. 3. You fill your car up with gas and get surprised when it costs more than 65.9 cents a gallon. 4. When you visit the General Store, you think they should be selling '69 Chargers. 5. You hit your thumb with a hammer and, despite having an array of ruder words in your vocabulary, say 'dang it'. 6. You see a dip in the road and think 'what if I hit that going a bit faster?'.