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I just looked her up. I wouldn't give her a second look if she was standing beside Emma Tisdale.

Theme to the Dukes of Hazzard.....lol And about a dozen of them tied for second.

Who is that? She a race car driver?

She's got to be one of the most fake-looking people I've seen in ages. Far too much obvious plastic surgery. She looked better before.

Happy 26th Birthday to Mikayla Demaiter today! 5/14/00!

Any fans here?

Any fans here?

Favorite WJ songs?

X marks the spot on the treasure map of hazzard

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle.

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver? I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race.

WAYLON Jennings (The Balladeer)

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ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs

Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂

I thought that too 'cause of the moustache. 😂

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast! I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's Gas Treatment!

Rosco played a UKALALI when he thought Boss was going to send him to Hawaii!

None of the likenesses are great in that game, but that deputy looks more like Burt Reynolds and doesn't sound like Cletus.

It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg? Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office." Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.) Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"

Sheriff Little doesn't TRUST Rosco to catch Chicken Pox. 😂

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1 I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance! I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it! We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!

hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!

The Riddler

I think those two were probably the best actors on the show! Happy Birthday Sorrell !!