Daisy_Duke_Girl

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  1. In "Dukes in Danger" (After Rosco dropped chains on Cletus's head and then Cletus threw them on Rosco's foot) Rosco: This is sheriff Roscooooo P. oooo Coltrane. Boss: Where the devil are you? You sound like your in a boiling hot bath tub. Rosco:ooooooooooo Boss: Never mind you just get yourself to the Duke Farm on the double. later on.... Rosco: Cletus you just get in your ve-hicle and head to town and stay away from my ve-hicle! (Rosco getting into his patrol car) (Rosco to Cletus) I hate you! Cletus: That's not nice.
  2. iloveluke6 wrote: wow! i never new that...thanks.
  3. Bo_Duke_girl wrote: I've never heard of that what is it?
  4. iloveluke6 wrote: That was soooo funny!! I also loved it in "The Law and Uncle Jesse" when..... Uncle Jesse:(Mocking Rosco while in hot persuit of Bo and Luke) I love it I love it, kew kew, hot persuit!! Boss:That was a terrible impression of Rosco I loved that!!!
  5. Bo and Luke arrived at the still site at about the same time. "Hey, Jeff!" Bo said to kind of lighten up what seemed to be bothering him, but Jeff didn't seem to be too happy to see him. "Dad, Can I talk to you alone?" Jeff asked Luke with a very confused, yet embarrased look on his face. "Of course." Luke replied quite suprised he didn't want Bo to hear. "Hey Luke, I gotta go. I promised Jackie I'd be home in 15 minutes." Bo yelled out to his cousin. Balladeer:Now in case ya'll are wonderin Jackie is Bo's wife. "Alright Bo I'll talk to you later." Luke replied waiting to hear what Jeffery had to say. "Bye Jeff!" Bo yelled out to Jeffery. He didn't answer back, cause he had too much on his mind. "Dad, am I your real son and is Mom my real mom?" Jeff asked with hope that Luke would say yes. Luke was in shock. *CUE ANYONE*
  6. "Yeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwww" and like everything he says!!!!!
  7. "Luke why the heck did you go and do that for? I don't want to eat!" Bo snapped. "Bo if you don't eat you'll starve to death and you've got to eat something, were only thinking of you." Luke replied calmly. "Well then do me a favor and don't think of me!" Bo yelled and headed upstairs hopping on one foot, because he didn't have his cane. ***** Poor Rosco just lay there. Cooter was passing by and though he'd do a little mid-night cross country. When he turned off he spotted the wrecked patrol car under the tree. He pulled up to the scene and got out of his truck. "Oh my goodness!" Cooter was in shock when he saw Rosco laying there in a puddle of blood. *CUE ANYONE*
  8. I loved it when Enos, Rosco, and Boss were on the four wheelers that was soooooo funny!!!! Poor Luke gets knocked out and almost killed... , but thanks to Bo he lived... hurray for Bo!!!!
  9. Welcome to Hazzardnet and Happy Birthday!!!!
  10. That's the only thing that I don't like about that episode, no Bo. , but other than that it'a really good.
  11. I honestly can't choose, although season five on acouta no bo or luke for almost the whole season.....that makes that one my least favorite.....but the rest of them i can't choose.
  12. I pick Gretchen, Shania Twain's more pop than country. Besides i love the songs "All Jacked Up" and "Redneck Woman".
  13. I love your signature too!!!! did you think of that yourself.....it's really creative....."I love it I love it"!!!! It's definatley true....
  14. I love that picture it's really cool!!!
  15. OMG!!! i would've laughed really really hard too!!! I say "ooo that smarted" when i hurt myself...hehe....
  16. ya i think we are to and i loved it when he said... ROFLOL!!!
  17. "Alright then Uncle Jesse you take the pick-up and head down the main roads, Daisy you take ur jeep and check the Boar's Nest and all building for him, and I'll take the back roads." Luke had it planned out so that someone had to see Bo somewhere. Everyone headed out to look at the places Luke had told them. "This here's Luke Duke on the Hazzardnet if anyone sees Bo give a shout back to me." Luke called over the CB. Ten minutes later and still nobody had seen hiden or hair of Bo. Luke tried the CB again. "This here's Luke anyone seen Bo?" "This here's Bo Peep and I haven't seen a thing." Daisy answered. "Well just keep on lookin." Luke told her. "Lost sheep to Shepheard, Lost sheep to Shepheard you got ur ears on, come back?" "You got Shepheard what's on your mind Lost sheep, over?" Uncle Jesse answered. "Any sighn of Bo yet?" Luke asked his Uncle. "Nope I haven't seen nothin yet." "Alright, keep lookin he's got to be in Hazzard somewhere. I'm gone." Luke said with a frustrated tone. "This is Sheriff Roscooooo P. Coltrane callin Luke Duke, you got ur ears on, come back?" Rosco called over the CB. "This here's Luke what's on ur mind Rosco?" "I heard ya over the CB and decided to help look for Bo." "Well that's mighty kind of ya Rosco, you can help me with the back roads and any secret hide-outs you know of. over." "Kew Kew Kew, Alrighty, I'm down and I'm gone." *CUE ANYONE*
  18. Rosco: Boss, What's a five letter word for dunce? Boss: R-O-S-C-O Rosco: OOO that fits....(Then gives Boss a nasty look) LOL I loved that!!!!!
  19. "Alls I'm sayin is that Bo must've had a good reason for leavin." Uncle Jesse said tryin not to make it sound like something bad happened to him. "Well standin here ain't gonna help find him any." Luke implied. "Luke's right. We should start lookin for him." Daisy agreed to Lukes statement. "We better hurry, there's no telling what he could do in his condition." Uncle Jesse added at the three Dukes left the hospital. Julie just stood there and watched them leave. She wished she could help, but had a job to tend to and other patients to take care of. ******* "What are we gonna eat Daddy?" Bo asked Dewey who was preparing a meal for them. "Were gonna have grits. There your favorite." Dewey said acting like he knew exactly what he was talking about. "Uncle Turk why don't you go out and get some wood for the fireplace so Bo won't freeze tonight." Dewey told Turk trying to get rid of him. "Alright." Turk said without much entusiasm. "If my first name's Bo then what's my last name Daddy?" Bo asked as he took his first bite of the grits. "Hogg naturally." Dewey replied. "Hogg? It seems I remember something about a person with that name." Bo strained to remember. "Oh good so your starting to remember me." Dewey tried to cover up hoping he wouldn't remember his Uncle Boss or that'd mess the plan up for sure. *CUE ANYONE*
  20. "Those people!! What did they say to you?" Dewey asked his voice was very strong and irritated. "The older guy told me he was my Uncle Jesse and the other two were my cousins." Bo told Dewey. Poor Bo was so confused he didn't know what to believe. "That family is a bunch of liars! Don't believe anything they tell you." Dewey ordered to Bo. "Yes Daddy." Bo replied figuring he better do what his daddy said. ******** "We better go check on Bo." Daisy told her Uncle and cousin. "Ya I reckon we oughta." Uncle Jesse agreed. They all got in the General and Luke drove them to the hospital. ******** Dewey had taken Bo to one of Boss's old secret hide outs. "Alrighty were here." Dewey said to no one imperticular. "Were where?" Bo asked. "At our house. This is where you and I live." Dewey answered Bo's question. "Where's my Mamma?" Bo asked Dewey as he studied the outsied of the house. "Well, your Mamma ain't alive anymore. She died in a car accident." Dewey said truthfully. "Now let's head inside and we'll fix up some food." Dewey quickly changed the subject so Bo wouldn't ask anymore questions about his mother. ********* The nurse escorted the Duke family to Bo's room and opened the door. "Where's Bo?" Luke asked the nurse. "He should be in there. He's not allowed to leave for a little while now." the nurse replied. "Well he ain't in there!" Luke yelled with a worried sound in his voice. Daisy and Uncle Jesse were speechless. *CUE ANYONE*
  21. OMG!! they take it sooooo personal, it's really annoying.....can't a person enjoy their memorbilla in peace....sheesh.....lol!!!
  22. I'll second that one.....YEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
  23. "Go on Turk do what I told you and don't mess up or you'll be in the unemployment line tomorrow." Boss's nephew Dewey said with an evil grin on his face. Turk walked into Bo's room. "Hi there nephew how ya doin?" Turk said to Bo trying to sound sincere. "Are you my uncle?" Bo asked with a confused look on his face. "I sure am and your Daddy is waiting for you outside in the car." "But I ain't supposed to leave here yet." Bo was so confused he didn't know what on earth was going on. "I sighned you out and your free to come with us." Turk lied. "Alrighty then if you say so Uncle." Bo said as he got up out of the bed. "Lets go out this way." Turk ordered to Bo as he pointed to the window. They both climbed out the window and headed to the black cadillac where Dewey sat. "Hi there sonny boy!" Dewey said with somewhat of sneakyness in his voice. "Ur my daddy?" Bo asked. "I sure am." Dewey replied. Bo and Turk got in the car and they drove off. *CUE ANYONE* (THE NEXT PERSON GETS TO DECIDE WHY THEY TOOK BO. HEHE. POOR BO.)