Skipper Duke Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, RogerDuke said: Hey Skipper. You have been one of the best things that has ever happened to HazzardNet and we are lucky to have you. But Hoss does make some good points. Keep posting Cousin. Just pay better attention. Cousin Roger Duke Yeppers! ❤ RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted June 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 (Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco stops Auggie's car carrier at a roadblock with Shoulders driving it to search it for whatever Auggie Detweiller is smuggling. Shoulders:(Calls Aughie on the CB in the car carrier truck.)"Old Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horse shoes. He knows we're up to something." Auggie:(On CB.)"Of course he does. Only, he got the smarts to figure out what it is. But if you think he's mad now, you just wait til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly the way he found 'em. Or we're gonna get the law down on him." Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger for Rosco to come here.) Rosco:"Jumpin' jehosaphat! We gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there ya dipstick! Get it all back!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 (Season 1 Repo Men) Bo Duke:"Repo men us!?" Ace Parker:"Well, some boys stuck me with a hot check for a Rolls." Bo Duke:"Ain't no way Ace, I hate repo men!" Luke Duke:"Hey who don't! Personally, I'd like to win that race Saturday. So we need that Richard Petty car to A: get the spare parts to B: rebuild the General Lee so he can D and E: enter and win. F: Am I gettin' thru to you?" Ace Parker:"Here's your key. You see, I always keep a spare on every car, because it's a lot less hassle when you have to repossess it." Bo Duke(Snatches key and papers.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 As you said in your PM, you missed out "C". As I've said several times, please check your quotes before posting them. If you're just copying them from Facebook - STOP! Watch the show, and if you think a line is funny or memorable, then post it. We don't need a string of inaccurate quotes from unreliable third party sources. The first two lines above come from the beginning of the scene inside Ace's, before we're introduced to the counterfeiters. The rest is from the continuation of the scene. [Bo and Luke enter Ace Parker's to make an offer on the Richard Petty wreck] Luke: "That wreck out there, how much you give us if we haul it off for you?" Ace: "Well now, that's $700, boys. We both know what it is and what it's worth." Bo: "We'll take it." Ace: "Since you Duke boys quit making whiskey, you ain't earned $700 in a year." Luke: "We give you $200, and you can hold it." Ace: "I'm holding it now. You see, it's on special today, but tomorrow the price is $1,000." Bo: "Well how come?" Ace: "Because you need it. I got it. It's the only one around." Bo: "Let's get out of here." [Bo and Luke start to leave] Ace: "Unless you'd do a little repossession work for me." Bo: "Repo men? Us?" Ace: "Well, some boys stuck me with a hot check for a Rolls." [Bo and Luke turn to hear Ace's offer] Ace: "I'll tell you what I'll do. You take these papers and bring back the Rolls, and I'll let you have that wreck out there for $200." Bo: "There ain't no way, Ace. I hate repo men." Luke: "Hey, who don't? Personally, I'd like to win that race Saturday. So, A: We need that Richard Petty car to B: Get the spare parts to C: Rebuild the General Lee so he can, D and E: Enter and win. F: Am I getting through to you?" Ace: "And here's your key. See, I always keep a spare on every car, if it comes up. It's a lot less hassle when you have to repossess it." [Bo snatches the key and the papers] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 (Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape) Waylon Jennings:"While Boss was bringin' Rosco up to date on what happened, Boss Sharkey was gettin' filled in by his minions." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 (Season 5 The Hazzardgate Tape) Boss Sharkey:"It's a cinch Hogg ain't gonna go home and wait fer you two to try it a second time. He's gonna hold up somewhere. Find the orange car with the flag on top boys. It'll lead you to Hogg." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 (Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again) Boss Hogg:"And Rosco, what's more, I'm tellin' you. If you wanna keep on bein' Sheriff around here, you'll slap a parking ticket on every car in this town. Whether it's parked or no!" Rosco:"Well Boss, what good is that gonna do? There's nobody here in town. They're up there at the drive-in at that swap meet." Boss Hogg:"Well, there's gotta be a few folks around here who ain't got no money to go to no swap meet!" Rosco(Mocking Boss in a Boss imitation):"Well then how are they gonna pay for a parking ticket?!" Boss Hogg:"They can pay with IOUs. I'll take anything." Rosco:"That's what I love about you Boss. You're all wallet." Boss Hogg:"Yeah!" Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted July 9, 2022 Report Share Posted July 9, 2022 (edited) How about Rosco ( When boss' identical twin brother came to Hazzard) , " They look more like each other, than they do them own selves!".....I love the grammar !! Edited July 9, 2022 by Hobie Hartkins RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 On 7/9/2022 at 6:18 PM, Hobie Hartkins said: How about Rosco ( When boss' identical twin brother came to Hazzard) , " They look more like each other, than they do them own selves!".....I love the grammar !! Cousin Hobie yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2022 (Season 2 The Rustlers) Boss Hogg:"Enos! Rosco! Come back with them keys!" Luke Duke:"Hey Rosco! You lose somethin'"? Bo Duke:"Haha!" Rosco:"Hey come back here! Freeeze!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2022 (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"You know what, I kinda admire the way he handles that thing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2022 (Season 2 The Meeting) Luke Duke:"I thought you tryin' to lose Rosco?" Bo Duke:"Well Luke, fish gotta take the bait, before you can reel 'em in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 21 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"You know what, I kinda admire the way he handles that thing!" How many times do I need to ask for context with quotes like this? It means nothing without knowing who or what Bo is talking about. For reference, he's commenting on Cooter's driving after he flips the stolen police car. Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, HossC said: How many times do I need to ask for context with quotes like this? It means nothing without knowing who or what Bo is talking about. For reference, he's commenting on Cooter's driving after he flips the stolen police car. Fans already know that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, HossC said: How many times do I need to ask for context with quotes like this? It means nothing without knowing who or what Bo is talking about. For reference, he's commenting on Cooter's driving after he flips the stolen police car. I will make you happy from now on. If the lines needs explained than I'll start doing explanations with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted July 15, 2022 Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 20 hours ago, Skipper Duke said: Fans already know that though. I'd consider myself a fan, and I couldn't remember which scene it was from until I watched the episode. Luckily, in comes in the first five minutes. Some quotes stand by themselves - they're either funny enough in their own right, or there's enough in them to explain the situation. Others just need a little lead-in. I'd hope that this forum is accessible to all visitors, whether they're die-hard fans or people with just a passing interest in the show. Spike and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2022 10 minutes ago, HossC said: I'd consider myself a fan, and I couldn't remember which scene it was from until I watched the episode. Luckily, in comes in the first five minutes. Some quotes stand by themselves - they're either funny enough in their own right, or there's enough in them to explain the situation. Others just need a little lead-in. I'd hope that this forum is accessible to all visitors, whether they're die-hard fans or people with just a passing interest in the show. I'm out reactions but I ❤ this. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobie Hartkins Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 Rosco to Enos....Monkey see monkey do! Skipper Duke and RogerDuke 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Rosco to Enos....Monkey see monkey do! Haha! (Season 2 Find Loretta Lynn) I love this part. Rosco:"Enos! What the heck are you doin' here!? Yer supposed to be followin' those people that stole Loretta Lynn!" Enos:"Well, you said to follow you. Ain't that right Sheriff? Monkey see monkey do!" Rosco:"I'll monkey see monkey do do you!" RogerDuke and Hobie Hartkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 (Season 1 The Big Heist) Boss Hogg is sitting at his desk in his court house office, counting out money. Waylon Jennings:"On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Hazzard County Commissioner Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg can be found down at the court house, corruptin' the county. Like now. Where he's countin' out illegal moonshine money, he's splittin' even with Sheriff Rosco Coltrane." Boss Hogg:"4 fer me, 1 fer the Sheriff." Boss Hogg:"5 fer me 1 fer the Sheriff." Waylon Jennings:"That's Boss Hogg, everything 50/50 right down the middle." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 On 7/18/2022 at 6:19 AM, Skipper Duke said: (Season 1 The Big Heist) Boss Hogg is sitting at his desk in his court house office, counting out money. Waylon Jennings:"On Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Hazzard County Commissioner Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg can be found down at the court house, corruptin' the county. Like now. Where he's countin' out illegal moonshine money, he's splittin' even with Sheriff Rosco Coltrane." Boss Hogg:"4 fer me, 1 fer the Sheriff." Boss Hogg:"5 fer me 1 fer the Sheriff." Waylon Jennings:"That's Boss Hogg, everything 50/50 right down the middle." Cousin Roger Duke... I put context. This should make Cousin HossC Awesome Hossome happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 (Season 1 Repo Men) Bo is about to drive thru a barn. Luke Duke:"Sure hope you like scrambled eggs!" Bo Duke:"What has that got to do with this!?" Luke Duke:"Where there's chickens, there's eggs!" They have driven out of the barn. Bo Duke:"Sure was a funny place to put a barn." Luke Duke:"You try that fool stunt again, I'll find a funnier place to put one!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 (Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses) Sheriff Emitt Spike has stopped an old car at a roadblock. He has searched it, found moonshine, and is angry. Waylon Jennings:"Sheriff Emitt Spike Loomis. A man who hates moonshiners, and has his own peculiar way of showin' it." Sheriff Emitt Spike Loomis:"Does this ridge runnin' heap of trash belong to you boy?" Moonshiner nods yes. Sheriff Emmit Spike Loomis:"Well, it don't no more!" He begins tearing parts off the car, using a railroad spike. Waylon Jennings:"Fortunately, old Spike has mellowed out with the years." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted July 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 (Season 2 Gold Fever) Luke:"Daisy, I'm afraid yer car is dead! We Ain't in much better shape."(Says this about the golddiggers shooting up Daisy's car, crippling it.) Bo:"No we ain't! The Texans are gone, all of Boss Hogg's money is gone." Luke:"An' before he finds us, we better be gone." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted August 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 (The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion 1997)In the Boars Nest, just before the fight scene ensues. Bo:"Hey Luke, isn't that uh-?" Luke:"It sure is." Bo:"You know, without the helmet, I do recognize the driver. He's a disbarred race driver name Cam Cutler. Awe Luke, they ain't worth it." Luke:"You wanna bet?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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