Skipper Duke Posted October 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 (Season 4 Miss Tisdale on the Lam) Miss Tisdale:"You know, you got me awful curious. All that mail comin' in here every day, what's it for?" Slocum:"Ah ah ah regulations!" Waylon Jennings:"Now regulations can be a nuisance, but this is one time I think they're gonna pay off. Miss Tisdale ain't just smart, she's quick. An' she ain't the only one concerned about this fella. What's he doin' hangin' around that old sawmill? Uh huh. It figures. Anything nefarious an' illegal, ol' Boss is gonna have his fat little paws in it somewheres." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 (Season 4 Double Dukes) Boss Hogg:"Turk, Moody, where are you!? It's me J. D. Hogg!" Rosco:"An' me Sheriff Rosco P. Coltraneeeee-"(a board falls over, spooking Rosco)"Oooh ijit it gives me the creepies!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, those boys should've been back here a long time ago." Rosco:"You know Boss, I was just thinkin', I didn't see the twin of the General Lee outside either." Boss Hogg:"Dang. I'm beginning to get a funny feeling in my stomach." Rosco:"Well, I don't doubt it, the way you chow down, you probably-" Boss Hogg:"App! I wasn't talkin' about food! Though I sure could use some." Rosco:"Yeah. I could use a little-" Boss Hogg:"I think them dirty crooks stole my stolen money!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 (edited) (Season 3 Uncle Boss, filmed in Season 2) Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, one minute they were there, then poof, the next minute they were gone." Boss Hogg:"You mean, you drove right by 'em without seein' 'em don't you? Because you can't tell grits from gumdrops can you!?" Rosco:"Grits are the white with the-" Edited October 9, 2021 by Skipper Duke RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Waylon Jennings:"Old Charlie knows what's happenin'. But he ain't talkin'. You know, by the time he finally gets home, I bet the grits are gonna be cold, and Bertha won't believe him." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Rosco:"Stop! Thief! Stop that thief!" Cletus:(tackles Rosco, without knowing who it is, but now realizes it's Rosco)"Sheriff!?" Rosco:"Of course Sheriff, you dipstick!" Cletus:" Yer a thief!?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 (Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco:"Enos This Is your Superior Officer Speaking Now I Want U To Go To The Judges Chambers And Get A Search Warrant." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 (Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Waylon Jennings:"With them crooks in the pokey, you'd think the General Lee would be safe at the Duke Farm. But that ain't the way it works in Hazzard. Old Boss don't give up that easy, when there's money involved." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 (Season 4 The Law and Jesse Duke) Waylon Jennings:"Now friends, always beware of people with a first name like a state. They're always trouble." Hobie Hartkins and RogerDuke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 (Season 5 The Revenge of Hughie Hogg) Daisy Duke:"Here it comes." Hughie Hogg:(on tape)"Yeah? He probably never told you about the time I milked that bank over in Hatchapee out of all them bonds. He probably never-" Coy Duke:"What'd you turn it off for!?" Daisy Duke:"I didn't turn it off!" Vance Duke:"Well, then, where's the rest of it, the confession part?" Daisy Duke:"Shoot a bug! Hughie must've turned off the dang machine, when he went and tried to kiss me!" Coy Duke:"Good old Hughie. He could turn anybody off!" Vance Duke:"Wait a minute! Maybe there's enough on that tape to convince Hughie that there's more." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 (Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"Alright you Dukes! Freeze it right, 'cause yer under arrest fer breakin' the law!" Luke Duke:"Now Rosco, you gotta be more specific than that! What law?" Rosco:"The law definitely states that I can arrest you under suspicion of being a suspect for anything that I got on the books that needs a suspect for! An' I suspect both of you of being that suspect! How's that fer specifics?" Bo Duke:"Well, specifically, I think that's a load of hogwash!" Luke Duke:"You know you gotta have tangible evidence to take us in!" Rosco:"First you want specifics, then you want tangibles! Well, I can't give you both of that in one day!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 (Season 5 Ding Dong, the Boss is Dead) Boss Hogg:"I left my stomach up there somewhere on the incline!" Vance Duke:"Yours is up there Boss. Mine's right next to it." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted October 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 (Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard) Luke Duke:"I'd like to grab that Dewey, an' shake him until I find out what it is he's up to!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 (Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep) Waylon Jennings:"Now, why do you reckon they parked that there?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 I've said it before; a bit of context helps with quotes. This is when Luke and Daisy are in the General chasing Billy the Quill in his Triumph Spitfire. Billy squeezes under trailer parked across the road and the Dukes have to jump it (the jump is actually recycled from 'High Octane'). RogerDuke, Hobie Hartkins and Skipper Duke 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 8 hours ago, HossC said: I've said it before; a bit of context helps with quotes. This is when Luke and Daisy are in the General chasing Billy the Quill in his Triumph Spitfire. Billy squeezes under trailer parked across the road and the Dukes have to jump it (the jump is actually recycled from 'High Octane'). Cousin HossC yep! RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 (Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing!?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee." Boss & Rosco:"Oh it's the General Lee." Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 (Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:"If you think that's somethin', you oughta see the way old Rosco's rigged his bathroom plumbin'." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HossC Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Another example of a quote that's needs context! Waylon says this after Rosco uses his remote controlled pop-up stop sign near the start of the episode. RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, HossC said: Another example of a quote that's needs context! Waylon says this after Rosco uses his remote controlled pop-up stop sign near the start of the episode. Cousin HossC yep! RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 (Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:(on screen narration, after he's hijacked, sitting on the road tied up, after the crooks drive away in the truck.) "Wouldn't that just blow yer hat in the creek?" RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke) Sheriff Grady Byrd:"My 6th sense tells me-" Boss Hogg:"Grady, in order to have a 6th sense, you've gotta have the other 5 and you've got no sense at all." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2021 (Season 5 Coy Meets Girl) Waylon Jennings:"Let's see. They got Boss an' Rosco behind, the bad guys in front, an' with the runnin' road gang, well, don't look to bad." RogerDuke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 (Season 1 Repo Men) Boss Hogg:"Ace look alive! Listen, I want you to repossess that Rolls!" Ace Parker:"But Boss. You don't know what yer askin'. Those guys are big, mean, an' Yankee talkin'." Boss Hogg:"Well, if you don't wanna repossess it, I'll send the Sheriff! I'll send Rosco!" Lulu Hogg:"J. D.! Don't you send my baby brother on a suicide mission! I had you make him Sheriff so he'd have a safe job!" Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 (Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:(after Lavinia's boyfriend Ward S. Davis sneaks up on Vance, and knocks him out.)"Well, at least Vance didn't have to drink her lemonade. Cuz you know a woman who looks like that can't cook." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper Duke Posted November 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 (Season 7 No More Mr. Nice Guy) Boss Hogg:"Wait a minute! If she's your sister, that makes you my brother-in-law. I had no idea how low I'd really sunk." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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