March 10, 20215 yr Author The Andy Griffith Show fans... All the cast are dead except for Ron Howard(Opie Taylor),The Dillards(The Darling Boys),Maggie Peterson(Charlene Darling),and Betty Lynn(Thelma Lou)
March 10, 20215 yr Author Andy:"Otis, you would have to show up today of all days! One loaded goat at a time is about all we can handle!"
March 13, 20215 yr Author Opie:"Pa guess who I just saw?" Andy:"Who?" Opie:"Big Jeff Pruitt." Andy:"Oh yeah. He came into town this mornin'." Opie:"Guess what I saw him doin'?" Andy:"What?" Opie:"Standin' on the corner, pickin' up girls." Andy:"What do you know about pickin' up girls?" Opie:"Gosh Pa, what's there to know? Whenever a girl walks by, he just picks her up, sets her back down, and says "Excuse me mam, just checkin' yer weight."
March 13, 20215 yr Author Aunt Bee:"Otis tell him the news!" Andy:"News? What news?" Aunt Bee:"Otis!"(snaps fingers)"Tell him!" Otis:"I ain't gonna drink no more. Aunt Bee put me on probation. If I make one false move, I gotta come back! Andy, let's go! I don't ever wanna see The Rock again!" Andy:"The Rock?" Aunt Bee:"That's what Otis calls my little jail here." Andy:"Aunt Bee, I believe you missed yer calling. You ought to have been a warden!"
March 15, 20215 yr Author Aunt Bee:"Well, come on Opie. We gotta go get you some new underwear." Andy:"Again? Aunt Bee, I declare that boy goes through underwear like he was wearin' sandpaper britches."
March 15, 20215 yr Author Deputy Warren:"Just so you know, there's no dog there." Otis:"Shhhh. He don't know that."
March 17, 20215 yr My favorite episodes are the one where Barney buys the motorcycle with a sidecar for patrols , the haunted house and when Barney buys that junk car from the old swindler lady. Every time those episodes repeat on MeTV I watch them.
March 22, 20215 yr Author Favorite version of the theme song "The Fishin' Hole" Season 1-5 b/w or Season 6-8 color?
March 23, 20215 yr Author Barney:"Otis, you know what's gonna happen if that goat buts up against you, with you full of all that alcohol?! Blewy!"
March 23, 20215 yr We just watched two episodes today, the one where Floyd lied about being rich to his female pen pal who turned out to be a scammer anyways and the classic where the three women escaped from the state prison and got ahold of Barney.
March 23, 20215 yr Author 1 minute ago, RogerDuke said: We just watched two episodes today, the one where Floyd lied about being rich to his female pen pal who turned out to be a scammer anyways and the classic where the three women escaped from the state prison and got ahold of Barney. Cousin Roger... Floyd The Gay Deceiver and Convicts at Large. Great episodes.
March 24, 20215 yr Author Season 1(The Guitar Player)Jim Lindsey:"I'd rather be arrested by you folks than anybody I know."
March 24, 20215 yr 1 hour ago, Skipper Duke said: Season 1(The Guitar Player)Jim Lindsey:"I'd rather be arrested by you folks than anybody I know." James Best aka Roscoe P Coltrane. On 3/23/2021 at 1:00 AM, RogerDuke said: the classic where the three women escaped from the state prison and got ahold of Barney. That's another hilarious one I try not to miss. Don Knott's was one of the funniest comedic actors in his era.
March 24, 20215 yr Author 8 hours ago, Spike said: James Best aka Roscoe P Coltrane. That's another hilarious one I try not to miss. Don Knott's was one of the funniest comedic actors in his era. Cousin Spike Yep!
March 25, 20215 yr Author Luke Comstock:"What's goin' on Sheriff? What's all this?" Andy:"Oh. Well, Luke. This here is our Mayberry knot tyin' class. It meets here every Tuesday. That's a real nice one you got there, boys!"
March 29, 20215 yr Author Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: Originally Andy was supposed to be funny, but by the 2nd episode, he knew Don(Barney)should be funny and he(Andy)should play straight to him(Barney).
April 1, 20215 yr Author Andy:"There's no chance of gettin' Aunt Bee's old pickles back is it?" Barney:"Are you kiddin'? They're scattered all the way from Oregon to Nova Scotia."
April 2, 20215 yr Author (Season 2 Barney on the Rebound)Andy:"Barney. I believe it's now to late to change the subject."
April 2, 20215 yr On 3/23/2021 at 12:03 AM, Skipper Duke said: Cousin Roger... Floyd The Gay Deceiver and Convicts at Large. Great episodes. Convicts At Large is my fav.! ( " Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are burned, I won't be responsible." He called Barney Al through the whole thing....they probably had to de-program him to call him Barney again...LOL!!
April 2, 20215 yr Author 8 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Convicts At Large is my fav.! ( " Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are burned, I won't be responsible." He called Barney Al through the whole thing....they probably had to de-program him to call him Barney again...LOL!! Good one Cousin Hobie! Lol.
April 6, 20215 yr Author (Season 4 Up in Barney's Room)Barney:"I just don't trust him Andy! And you wanna know why? A: A guy moves into town! 2: He has no job, and C: He wants to marry Miss Bendelmright!"
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