Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Hush just Hush!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakhammer Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 i use the saying FREEEZE!! FREEZE!! WHEREVER I GO !!! FREEZE! LOL 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakhammer Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 YEAH MEADOWMUFFIN THATS MY FAV SAYING BY ROSCOE P COLTRANE FREEEZZZZE!!! :x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Rosco: Boss I don't think it's fair that i only get 50% of 50% Boss: Well then I'll give you 50% of 50% of 50%Rosco: Oh that's better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotHillbilly Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 (as he's writing a ticket up for the Duke boys) "Destroying county property. Resisting arrest. Speeding, and uh uh oh-" (he looks into the General and sees the boys butt naked except for their cowboy boots) " and indescent exposure..." hahaha. I started crackin up. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 "You know the part i liked best was when he grabbed the rope and swung..." (Boss stops him before he finishes) It was the way he said it though it was sooo funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveluke6 Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 "You know the part i liked best was when he grabbed the rope and swung..." (Boss stops him before he finishes) It was the way he said it though it was sooo funny!! I lmao when he said that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Boss: said to Rosco, " you are Mud" Rosco " oh dezz" Rosco: " Cletus, you Dipstick!' that funny one... what I seen one those... when they jump over on top on the Cletus's car... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Rosco: Boss I think we lost em'Boss: We, what you should say is "I"Rosco: Alright well maybe you did lose em, but...(Boss stops him in the middle of his stupidity....lol!...I love Rosco!!) YOU LOST THEM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 In "Dukes in Danger"(After Rosco dropped chains on Cletus's head and then Cletus threw them on Rosco's foot)Rosco: This is sheriff Roscooooo P. oooo Coltrane.Boss: Where the devil are you? You sound like your in a boiling hot bath tub.Rosco:oooooooooooBoss: Never mind you just get yourself to the Duke Farm on the double.later on....Rosco: Cletus you just get in your ve-hicle and head to town and stay away from my ve-hicle!(Rosco getting into his patrol car)(Rosco to Cletus) I hate you!Cletus: That's not nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 In "Brotherly Love"Luke: He's my brotherBoss: Your Brother?Rosco: Your Brother?Boss: Rosco did you hear that?Rosco: Yea, I heard it when he said it and you said it and I said it.I thought that was sooooo funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck woman Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 That was pretty funny, right up there with Rosco and Boss doing the Tango together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 That was pretty funny, right up there with Rosco and Boss doing the Tango together. yeah, I agree this that they tried teach boss how are he tried.. and this funny almost make me laught for moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 In Dukescam Scam:Boss:Bring me food every three hours on the dot starting with a big plate of my favorite, raw liver.Rosco: Raw liverBoss: I sure got a craving for it, can't get enough of it these days. Rosco I'm going to celebrate with raw liver!!!Rosco: With raw liver!!! Raw liver......blek!!I loved that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamanda Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 From Baby for the DukesBoss shows Rosco and Enos all the cars they wrecked.Enos: See that one on the end? That one's yours Sherriff.Rosco: It's all Enos's fault.Enos: Pardon me Sherriff, but it takes two to tango!Rosco's been apprehended by the snooty city slicker and decides to give the Dukes a warning that they're being followed.Rosco: Oooh, there's that chicken hawk. That's the one that's been killing all them chickens! <BANG> <BANG> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan UK Hazzard Fan Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 How about "Theres a Flaw in the Slaw" Remember that from one episode that made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 I just watched Cletus Falls in Love and I loved the line that Rosco says to Flash as the Dukes come barreling down the road with a bag of bank money in the middle of it."I know that this is hard, but try to look alive" I love it, I love it. And I always felt bad for Rosco when ever he would take 50% of 50% of 50%. Even with my poor math skills I knew that was a baaad deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiagal1 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Boss: And we'll split the loot 60, 40Rosco: 60, 40....60, 40??Boss: Would you prefer 70, 30?Rosco:No No 60, 40...we'll cut straight down the middle and hang a right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamanda Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 From High OctaneBoss: Rosco, we're gonna have an alternative to fossil fuels! And don't ask me what kind of fuel fossils run on.Then as Rosco leaves the building.Rosco: What is "it"? Who's "he"? What kind of fuel do fossils run on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 In the words of Rosco "I love it, I love it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.BoDuke80 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Enos! this is your superior officer Rosco P. ConltraneOh I'm in Hot PursuitI Love it ! I love itOh that was a *horrendous* crashI'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff yaYa dun scuffed my ve-hichleJumpin JehoshaphatShame, Shame, everybody knows your nameEnos, you dipstickCletus, you dipstickBuckle up for Safety10-4 Little Fat BuddyThat SmartsJudas Priest on a PonyEnos, do you know what one casket said to the other is that you coffinWill you hushThat's teargasHere they comeCome into my parlor said the spider to the beeWhip out your weaponEnos, They're heading for the Kissin' Cliff Enos, You head for Black tar road and try to cut them offHey, waitCome back hereThey got my keys, and got your car! Why did you leave the keys in your car for? Don't try to blame meLook at thatBoss, you got your ears on? come on? Not exactly Boss. Come back We're burning rubber . Over and outEnos, after me And there they go That was thrilling. It was a good thing that I was driving Boss Left? RightI did scuff it a little didn't I?Well, I'll just No, I just knocked the front bumper off a littleThat's smart, cheifThere they go and here I comeEnos, will you hushThat's Flash I got a good deal on him I got him from Police Gazette MagaineI'll tell you one thing, Boss, he can smell a crook about a mile offHe said name one we don't need the whole history of Hazzard CountyFired?You will snap, and snarl, and biteAnd What word would you like? Hockeypuck? Butterfingers? or just plain old dipstickFlash, you've got your own crime wave of fleas going hereNo, wait a minute, EnosCletus Hogg? he is stupid. I mean, even the dipsticks call him a dipstickDon't you do that Enos!Enos, come back here!They're serious about that, ain't they?Flash, everybody's a dipstick except you and me, I guessFlash!Put you paw on the brake!Get your foot on the brake!You're gonna crush meFlash, it's gonna to hit the tree!You all right, Flash?Flash you are a lousy driverAt least you're wearing your seatbeltTurn out the lights will you?I'm going down with the shipSay Hello from RoscoEnos your sittin on my footSo's your brain, now you match on both ends!Don't try to blame me!!!!Enos...Enos Strate, what are doing here?Now Boss, you owe meI'm not that type of girlIf brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his noseNow Mama always said that Enos would find a wife before I do!Get your hands off me, you quack!Good news, Good newsTiddly TuddlyBoss: Rosco you Jackass!Rosco: That's SHERIFF Jackass to you!Rosco: That was a horrendous Rolly-Coaster rideThat put a quiver in my liverThere's a flaw in the slawRosco {To Uncle Jesse} I'm not that type of girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 From Brotherly Love after Rosco and Boss meet Lukes Brother Jud Cane.Rosco: "Those Duke Boys were lying they were. Lying just like a tombstone. Than man was no more Like Dukes brother than I am second cousin to a jackass.Boss: "Well yea he is and you are."While dancing with Boss holding a rose in his mouth."Your scuffing my fern"From A Baby For the DukesAfter Boss rode back with Rosco on the horse."Oh your little Hoggonomics, are they tender?"From Goodbye General LeeTalking about the General Lee to the hired drivers at the Drag 'N Fly.Rosco: " I'll Tell you one thing, that General Lee's about half-human."Boss: "That's right. And each of them Duke boys was born with a silver gass peddle in his mouth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukesFan82 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 LOL! I do remember them. Rosco: "Let's catch these Duke boys right now!"Enos: "Okay, Sheriff."then they tried to find Duke boys in their General Lee then they missed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Boss Hogg: Rosco, you Jackass!Rosco: That's SHERIFF Jackass to you!Rosco: "That was a horrendous Rolly-coaster ride." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qualapec the She-Wolf Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 "Enos! Can't ya count it like Boss does? His little fat fingers just fly." That's a tongue-twister.~She-Wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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