MaximRecoil Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 These quotes may be a little (or a lot) off being from [old] memory and all, feel free to correct them (and/or add additional dialogue that I can't remember)Bo or Luke: "We couldn't have been doing more than 25..."Rosco: "That slow huh? Well I'll getcha fer IMPEDIN'!"This next one has been one of my favorites for years. I laughed myself to tears the first time I saw/heard it. I think the code number that he ad-libbed for the made-up infraction was "603" but I'm not sure:Rosco (after side-swiping a parked vehicle while chasing the Dukes) yelling to no one in particular: "YOU OUGHTN'T-A PARKED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I'll give him a six-oh-three...prob'ly a DRUNK PARKER!!!"Rosco: (while watching the General Lee driving up on two wheels) "How'd they do that? I could do that if I didn't want to scuff my hubcaps."Rosco to Boss Hogg after a car crash in which Boss was eating an oversized sandwhich: "You done scuffed your sandwich beyond repair."Rosco after a crash (he may have said this on more than one occasion): "That would have KILLED ten ordinary men." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukesFan24 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 In Mary Kaye's BabyBo: If i was pregnant, i would be sickLuke: Dont worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 This next one has been one of my favorites for years. I laughed myself to tears the first time I saw/heard it. I think the code number that he ad-libbed for the made-up infraction was "603" but I'm not sure:Rosco (after side-swiping a parked vehicle while chasing the Dukes) yelling to no one in particular: "YOU OUGHTN'T-A PARKED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I'll give him a six-oh-three...prob'ly a DRUNK PARKER!!!"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! One o' my favorites from the Sheriff too that has me laughin' my posteior off everytime I see/hear it. Another one is from The Meeting and is part of my signature below. After the chase around the square and Rosco comes back to the courthouse, he hits the curb when he stops the car. I can't remember the exact phrasin' at the moment so bear with me....Boss: "ARGH! Rosco, you did it again!!"Rosco: "I know. I suppose now they're gonna cancel my insurance?!"Then Boss said something about not being able to hit something or other and Rosco comes back with the "WELL I HIT IT DIDN'T I??" ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divia Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 After Rosco crashes into a treeRosoco grumbles at his car: "Just like a woman. Never does anything I want." I nearly fell off the chair when I heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted March 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 So many good quotes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voice Man of Hazzard Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 My favorite quotes are a bit random.ONE ARMED BANDITS:BO: Well me and Luke be glad to help out now wouldn't we LukeLUKE: NopeBO: Well what do you mean nope, it's your civic duty. WHy at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours.LUKE: Bo's always braggin on me.MARY KAYE'S BABY:BO: Ha ha. He sure is good. LUKE: Well you can tell him that. He's gonna catch us any minute the way you're pokin along.BO: Well I's gonna let you take that bow and hit his tires but I'm afraid you' miss and hit ours.LUKE: I sure wish there were some girls around here. Maybe you'd show off and drive faster!GOLD FEVER:LUKE: You can't talk horse sense to a jackass!For the sake of good drama:OPENING NIGHT AT THE BOAR'S NEST:ROSCO: I think I've lost you little fat buddy. I think you're right I can't do anything right. It's just... You're the only one who's ever understood me I.. can't afford to lose ya.BOSS: I'm the only one.Cheers.Will RodgersThe Voice Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 These are all hysterical!!A few of mine, pretty much random:(In "Luke's Love Story" when Rosco tries to quiet down the raucous Boar's Nest crowd to give the info on the obstacle derby)Rosco: (quietly)"Now would everybody please hush? (bellowing) HUUUUUSH!!! (crowd quiets down) Hush now!"(Rosco is doing a crossword puzzle while Boss looks over a map)Rosco: "What's a five letter word for 'dunce?'"Boss, not even looking at him: "R-o-s-c-o!"Rosco: "Oh! (looks at puzzle) Kew...."Jesse: "I'm beginning to think we took the wrong turn."Cooter: "WE? You picked it Uncle Jesse."Jesse: "Well, I'm UNpicking it! Turn this thing around!!"Grady Byrd: "My sixth sense is telling me---"Boss: "Grady, in order to have a sixth sense ya gotta have the other five, and you ain't got no sense at all!"Rosco: "I'm gonna go down to the Eat-Rite and have a corn dog. Khee, I just love..."(walks outside, only to come back in riding on Boss' wheelchair)There's more where that came from, once I remember what eps they're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted May 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 The Cooter/Jesse one is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 I love it! Here are some moreBo: Looks like we loss RoscoLuke: Cousin we never loss him we just miss place himBalladeer: It didn't work worth a pitcher of spitJesse: J.D. you gotta be 3 brick shy of a full loadJesse: Didn't you hear the man say he didn't want anyone to knowCooter: What did you tell me forRosco: Jumpin jehoshaphat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Oh one moreLuke: You wouldn't know fair and square with a ruler and scale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Luke: Please tell me that's a fire truck behind us?Bo: All right, that's a fire truck behind us, but Rosco's driving it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoDuke'sGirl Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Gee Gee Gee Gee! I love it! I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moms lil' Daisy Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 From My Son Bo HoggBoss: I'l' cover ya while you aprehend the suspectBoss: Frrreeeeeeeeezzzee (pointing Rosco's gun at Bo who's unconcious)Rosco: Boss hes already froze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Luke: Bo you drive like my aunt fanny whips apple butterLuke: You know Bo, you could lose your way on a race trackBo: We got to change his mindLuke: That'd be like reversing a buzzsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Duke Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 From "Repo Men"*Luke driving the Rolls Royce with Cooter in the passenger seat*Cooter: Hey LukeLuke: What?Cooter: If you can't make her go any faster, you mind if I get out and run ahead?Luke: Funny**(same episode and same scene)Cooter: What you think Ol' Burt Reynolds would be doing at a time like this?Luke: Uh I don't know, but I'm sure he'd be doing it with someone a whole lot prettier than you~Garrett Duke~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Bo: Well everting all right when you called Starr upDaisy: He was panting so hard my ear got wet.Luke: (to Bo) I ever told you what a treat it is working with your keen mindLuke: Whats the charge?Rosco: Cohorting with known criminalsBo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you.Rosco: Enos, This is sheriff Rosco, You got your ears on. Come onEnos: Here I am, sheriffRosco:Are you still in hot pursuit, boy?Enos: More like lukewarm, sheriff, I lost themRosco: You lost them. One thing about you, Enos, You're consistentBoss: Nobody, Nobody welches on my word to Lulu. Except me.Luke: If something can go wrong you can be double-damm sure it will. Thats murphy's lawBo: This guy murphy, was he a race driver>Luke: He must be, Everybody talks about him.Rosco: Do you think I'm a hick sheriff? I can part your hair anytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Here's a few more good ones...From "Jude Emery" after Cooter gives Daisy that fancy hot rod to chase after the General.Cooter: (after reciting some fancy rhyme which I just forgot... ) "Man, that's pretty obtuse."From "Duke of Duke":Gaylord: "Begging your pardon, but what is all this 'shucking and jiving' talk?"LB: "Sure....them's just reprehensible words."One of my all-time favorites is from "The Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough" when there's some free time in the sheriff's office...Rosco: "You got a jack?"Enos: "No sir....(grins) Go fish!"Rosco: "Enos, you don't go fish in rummy, you dummy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Rosco: If you two don't pound the bung in the cider barrel.Cletus: Where's the dipstick?Bo: You're under the hood.Luke:You gonna tailgate him or you gonna catch him?Bo: I just got here, I ain't made up my mind yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inga Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 "Good Neighbors Dukes" has one of my alltime favorite quotes, because it sums up so many of the scenes over the years:Bo talking on the CB to Cooter, Jesse, and Daisy:"Luke's got a plan, I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'm just gonna ride along for the fun of it, smile a lot, and let out a few yee-haws." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukesFan24 Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 That was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostsheep22 Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Luke: I thought you were gonna so bodywork last night.Bo: Well I did. We're just gonna have to work on the general tonight.Bo: Luke, you aint even sane enough for me to call you crazy.Luke: Me, Crazy? You're driving.Luke: Hey Bo I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your eyes on the hotel instead of the girls walking by.Bo: If I could do that I wouldn't be a Duke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Thought of a couple more!!Rosco: "What a horrendous crash!"(usually said whenever he done scuffed his vehicle)Balladeer: (as Daisy's Roadrunner goes over the cliff) "I wonder what that'll do to the wax job?"Jesse: "I'M NOT YOUR UNCLE JESSE!"(often said to Cooter)Cooter: "If they're keeping an eye on Daisy, who's keeping an eye on them?"Jesse: "Who do you think? Come on!"Cooter: (as Jesse walks off) "Who's going to keep an eye on us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_sheep3 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Cooter: "If they're keeping an eye on Daisy, who's keeping an eye on them?"Jesse: "Who do you think? Come on!"Cooter: (as Jesse walks off) "Who's going to keep an eye on us?Officer Barbrady,I don't remember this one, do you know which episode it's from?Thanks!LS3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoDuke'sGirl Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Roscoe: Enos, would you quit making those weird sounds and talk regular englishLuke: Do your mouth a favor and keep it shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieRose_00 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 That quote I believe is from the season 2 episode Officer Daisy Duke where Daisy goes after them baddies and Bo and Luke follow her in the jeep and then Uncle Jesse and Cooter follow them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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