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Arrest MaryAnne Coltrane!

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Thank ya, Alex. B.L. :D

*looks at cousin, who's busy typing on the computer. Sees cell block keys next to computer. Devious intentions enter mind, contemplates odds of success* After you save that we can print it out on Rosco's fancy color dot matrix printer and hang it up on the wall. Heh heh!

As for who we should put in heah next....

*suddenly reaches through the bars and quickly grabs the keys. Shuts the cell door, locking it*

How 'bout you?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :deputy:

*looks up at the loud clang of the cell door*

You're gonna stoop to some dirty trick like this? Against your own kin? How could ya?!

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*looks up at the loud clang of the cell door*

You're gonna stoop to some dirty trick like this? Against your own kin? How could ya?!

Easily. Very, verrrrry easily!

Now I'd jump on the booking desk there and do a victory polka but I don't wanna get Alex too excited. So all I'm gonna do for now is...

KHEEHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

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Easily. Very, verrrrry easily!

Now I'd jump on the booking desk there and do a victory polka but I don't wanna get Alex too excited. So all I'm gonna do for now is...

KHEEHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

*hears the evil laugh, and swallows*

I reckon it's too soon to inquire about bail.....

*wonders if there's any creamed, chipped beef left *

*hears the evil laugh, and swallows*

I reckon it's too soon to inquire about bail.....

*wonders if there's any creamed, chipped beef left *

*watching Brian from the other side of the bars* Guess youll be needing the soda and chocolate bars now...

What a great collage MaryAnne!!

It sure makes us look like the big happy family that we are.

(Except for a certain family member in jail who might not fit in the "happy" catagory)

You did an awesome job on the collage MaryAnne! Congratulations on your newfound freedom...how does it feel to be out and about now? Nice fast one that you pulled on your cousin over there, I'm sure he ain't too happy about it, but he'll get over it eventually. Hopefully at least. . .

*Turns to Brian* How's it feel be locked up in there? Guess you now know how the rest of us feel being locked up for something you didn't even do...Anyway, let me know if there is anything I can do for you while you spend your time locked up. Perhaps I can take your car out for a drive just to keep the tires spinning. Sound fair to me. Afterall, you got to steal my motorcycle and take him for a ride while I was locked up. ;)

Me? Try anything funny? :innocent: Heh!

*turns computer screen so cousin can see the collage*

jailbailcollage.jpg

So whatdya think? Is this sufficient for bail?

It's really nice Deputy! *compliments politely* Congratulations on getting out and someone else behind bars.

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