DaisyMaeDuke Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 I like that one Bo...he's so sarcastic...like me....my favorite though is:If it rained soup, the Dukes' bowl would be upside down. Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 "Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller for cars" from "Farewell Hazzard" Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 lol here;s another from 'The Ghost of General Lee'"Now ain't you glad them boys don't direct traffic at the airport?" Quote
DaisyMaeDuke Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 ok. Here's one...From Play it again Luke..."I can think of smarter things to do than chase Luke Duke and try to take his woman away from him...like eating a grenade." Quote
bethie88 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 "Cousin Daisy shoots like Annie Oakley, drives like Richard Petty, and knows the word to ALL the Dolly Parton songs." Quote
LoriDavenport Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 this is a coy and vance episode, "Well at least Coy's got the grasp on the situation...Doesn't he??" I thought it was funny how he said it. Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted July 29, 2007 Report Posted July 29, 2007 Ok here's a few from a load of episodes lolIf Sheriff Rosco runs Hazzard County, Boss Hogg runs Rosco.When Daisy found out about her car, well, she took it in her stride (as Daisy chases Bo and Luke with a frying pan.)Well would you look at that. Bo and Luke spend so much time in a car I wasn’t sure they could even walk much less run.See, them sissies need a helicopter to fly.And there’s ol' Rosco...cleverly disguised as a tree.Just in case y'all are wonderin' what's goin' on, so am I"One thing bout a family, though they may get in the way sometimes, when you really need 'em nothing else works as good." Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 30, 2007 Report Posted July 30, 2007 Those are all good ones Bo. Here's one when the bad guys were going to turn part of Hazzard County into a toxic waste dump."Dumping toxic waste in Hazzard...why, friends, that's like polluting paradise." Quote
LoriDavenport Posted July 31, 2007 Report Posted July 31, 2007 from a coy and vance episode: did ya ever see the day were a duke was afraid to drive, what burns my hair was the accident was a phonie! Quote
LoriDavenport Posted August 2, 2007 Report Posted August 2, 2007 " Now to take a feller's gun is one thing, butto drop a man's britches is another whole, truley unsportsmanship thing to do."its something like that i cant remember, its funny though. Quote
LoriDavenport Posted August 7, 2007 Report Posted August 7, 2007 from big brothers, dukes Waylon:Well they was suppose to give him fresh country air.. how do ya like it son? Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted August 10, 2007 Report Posted August 10, 2007 OK here's one a found from one of the ones ( I dont recall which) when Bo was away...I just found it so funnyI'll bet Daisy'll be glad when Bo gets back...so he can get into all the trouble... Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted August 12, 2007 Report Posted August 12, 2007 Ok here;s another one from Cale Yarborough comes to HazzardBo: Well we lost Rosco...Waylon: Nooo you didn't...cause he wasn't chasin you...see..even the Dukes got ego... Quote
LoriDavenport Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 i love this one from The haunting of J.D Hogg, "I guess thats what makes the Dukes a little special huh?"it went something like that i absolutley loved it. Quote
RogerDuke Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 From "The Rustlers""Someone once said that nice guys finish last. Well, not always. Not in Hazzard County." Quote
RogerDuke Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 from the episode "Hazzard Connection" "There's places in this part of the South that's so peaceful and quiet that a man can almost sit and hear his hair grow. In case any of y'all gotta be told, this ain't one of them places." Quote
LoriDavenport Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 In Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke he says when the General Lee jumps over the truck of outhouses lol,"Boy city folk sure do miss alot."Id have to agree they do, I love livin in the country!! but they do have just a s much excitement in the city as they do in the country. Quote
dukesrule2000 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Posted October 24, 2007 This is from find Loretta Lynn.After Bo and Luke FLIPED THE gENERALLuke: I bet there is no spare in the trunkBo : Your onThey start pushing on the GeneralWaylon: I hope Cooter gets there before they hurt something important. Quote
RogerDuke Posted December 3, 2007 Report Posted December 3, 2007 I like this one from "The Hack of Hazzard""Hazzard sure is tough on strangers...'till they get the hang of it" Quote
RogerDuke Posted December 7, 2007 Report Posted December 7, 2007 I like this one too. It's how Waylon ended the episode "Diamonds in the Rough"..."Living in Hazzard might be complicated, but it sure is fun! No wonder nobody wants to leave." Quote
RogerDuke Posted February 10, 2008 Report Posted February 10, 2008 This one's from "The Law and Jesse Duke". Waylon is talking about Boss. "I tell you, being an entrepreneur is a heavy responsibility. Learning that word wasn't too easy either." Quote
RogerDuke Posted May 17, 2008 Report Posted May 17, 2008 (from "Farewell Hazzard")"Ya know, Hazzard County is the only place that I know of that needs an air traffic controller......for cars." Quote
RogerDuke Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 (from "Twin Trouble") It's a long shot...but then, this is Hazzard County where long odds is even. Quote
RogerDuke Posted July 25, 2008 Report Posted July 25, 2008 This one is from "Go West Young Dukes" when they went back to 1872. Daisy (actually her ancestor Dixie) was in a carriage that was dangerousely runnning wild with nobody at the reins. "Ya know friends and neighbors, there's something about Hazzard County that makes anything with wheels get out of control." Quote
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