2026 Moonshine 400

[RogerDuke]

3 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own "  Back 40 Hooch "  in the  cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming  Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?

Sounds good to me. The sooner it gets started the sooner Jesse wins and Emma rides down off Iron Mountain to give him that victory kiss and hug. 

[RogerDuke]

1 hour ago, Skipper Duke said:

Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day. 

[RogerDuke]

I have an astronomy club meeting Saturday evening but you can start without me at 7:00 central time. I'll catch up later that night. 

It doesn't really matter anyways because with the technologically superior Muskcycle Jesse couldn't lose if he tried so we all know who is winning this. 

Besides, the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it.  This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law!   This is Hazzard! 

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK fellow Hazzardites! I'm here for the race! I've got The Moonshine Mauler's tank filled and I've plenty of Natural Ice in the cab of my truck AND my secret Uncle Jesse formula for the booze I just put in my tank! I"M READY!!!! How about the rest of you guys?

[Hobie Hartkins]

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. 

Hazzard Time is the best time!    We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints!  We can get by with stuff most people can't !!

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from  Jesse's Shine....??  ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! ....

AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down  the straightway of the starting line! 

I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!   

[RogerDuke]

Jesse had been looking forward to this for weeks, a chance to impress Emma and show her he can embrace technology. 

At first he had been pretty skeptical of all the tech on the Muskcycle but Elon and Emma had shown him the light....andd just before the starting gun he was more convinced than ever that the tech will come through and he would win easily and get that kiss. 

BANG the starting gun went off. 

Jesse twisted the throttle and let the clutch out, anticipating riding a wheelie the first 300 feet while running through the first 3 or 4 gears. 

The next thing you know there was a second loud bang. But it wasn't the starting gun going off again. It was Elon's computer that was hooked up to the engine of the dirt bike blowing up. Thankfully Jesse wasn't hurt but the dirt bike stalled out and never even crossed the start line. 

"Ding Dang! I should have know better that to trust this contraption!" 

[Hobie Hartkins]

Hobie looked back at the commotion caused by Jesse and his buddy Elon and decided to be a good sport,  so he just smiled and  waved at them while he slowed up to wait for them!