2026 Moonshine 400

[Hobie Hartkins]

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year!  I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the  race   and if I start running low on gas, instead  of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road.  You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!!  He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick!  I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!    ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 

Edited Thursday at 01:48 AM by Hobie Hartkins

[Skipper Duke]

6 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year!  I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the  race   and if I start running low on gas, instead  of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road.  You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!!  He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick!  I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!    ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 

Season 1 Episode 5 High Octane. Hobie you better watch out in the race, the Professor has invented a new device to soup up the Minnow for me. I'll be right on your tail. 😂 I'm coming I'm coming! 😂

[RogerDuke]

I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. 

With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. 

It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

[Skipper Duke]

39 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

😂

[Skipper Duke]

59 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. 

With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. 

It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first. 

😂

[RogerDuke]

13 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

You have just sealed your doom Hobie. Even thinking about kissing my woman is a kiss of death for you and your stupid car. I have something special for you. By the time me and Elon are done modifying the dirt bike it's going to be more dangerous than the mean green machine. 

Emma's honor needs defended and I'm just the man to do it. Enjoy your last place trophy. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

This is going to be a good year for the MS400!!   

[Hobie Hartkins]

4 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

You have just sealed your doom Hobie. Even thinking about kissing my woman is a kiss of death for you and your stupid car. I have something special for you. By the time me and Elon are done modifying the dirt bike it's going to be more dangerous than the mean green machine. 

Emma's honor needs defended and I'm just the man to do it. Enjoy your last place trophy. 

You've never really seen me drive, when I'm lit ,hot shot!  Once Emma sees me feeding you my dust, she'll be all over me!!    ( actually I'm hoping to catch Daisy's attention!!  LOL!   )......You better bring your big boy pants and every horsepower you can muster.......I've got  special fuel designed to make my engine run faster than anybody's!!     

[Hobie Hartkins]

HEY!! Somebody needs to holler at Garrett and tell him the race is going to be in about 24-26 hrs....!! That's why I'm working myself to death getting my Manifolds re-worked and my  over head cams  cleaned!! I might let you guys know  more about my special fuel additive later on.....when it's too late to do anything about it! Ha! Ha!!     I'm putting in new plugs and air filter and even a new oil filter!!!

[Hobie Hartkins]

Well....I'm here at the starting line and I'm gunning my Mauler's engine, to warm up! I'm about to take off and I'm waiting on everybody to show up! I'd hate to win by forfeit! LOL!   It looks like I may not have to worry about Garrett beating me this year......don't know about the rest of you! I got Daisy and Emma on my side! LOL! ( Roger doesn't even know....or have a clue!  ) 

Edited 19 hours ago by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale. 

The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up  if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is. 

[Skipper Duke]

Skipper is at the starting line in his 1968 Shelby GT 500 with the Minnow in tow on the flatbed trailer. The Professor has souped up this car with Coconut Moonshine gas. Soon as the starting gun is fired or the flag is waved or the handkerchief is dropped er however y'all do it in these parts. It will be Eat my dust y'all. Bye bye. 😂

Edited 14 hours ago by Skipper Duke

[Garrett Duke]

Garrett shakes his head behind the wheel as he hears of everyone's plans and bragging. He had spent all year bettering Spittin' Cobra and while everyone is planning on ways of cheating to win, he knows he will win by his expert mechanical and driving skills. He is happy with everyone's false sense of confidence as he already feels win number two in his steady hands. 

[RogerDuke]

Jesse is really excited about this race. He has never been one to embrace technology but is making an exception. After Rosco caught Elon Musk in the celebrity speed trap, Jesse and the boys broke him out of jail and in order to return the favor, Elon agreed to fix up Emma's dirt bike and convert it into a technologically superior racing machine that is only programmed to dominate races. It simply cannot lose. 

Unlucky for Emma though she broke her collar bone jumping a 60 foot wide creek two days earlier so asked Jesse to take her place. Filled with confidence that technology and AI simply cannot fail, Jesse was already daydreaming about that kiss Emma was going to give him in the winners circle.