What I'm Doing Right Now!

[Hobie Hartkins]

Right now, I'm watching When You Wish Upon A Hogg!!

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK Hazzardites, right now I'm watching Robot P Coltrane and will be watching TDOH all night! I've also cracked open a can of adult beverages....MWBI ( Milwaukee's Best Ice) and I'm looking forward to tonight and tomorrow.  My wife is on vacation so I can sleep late ( I take her to work. She doesn't drive) SOOOO I'm doing some  serious relaxing/partying tonight and tomorrow!   You guys come on in and meet me at the Boar's Nest!

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK...Right now I'm enjoying my 2nd can of  relaxation!   ....I'll have a few more before I'm through!

[Hobie Hartkins]

Right now I'm watching " Danger On The Hazzard Express"  and drinking MWBI ( Milwaukees Best Ice)....my fav. cheap beer ( my ultimate fav. is Heineken......drink Heineken, you'll feel fine again)

[Hobie Hartkins]

I'm finishing up my 5th MWBI ( Milwaukees Best Ice)  and about to go to bed and watch TDOH!  I was just thinking.....we all watch it in our own time , in our own ways and we get in to it and it becomes our own private world, the best of all worlds,  the one where you know everybody and everybody knows you. You have certain beliefs and opinions and everybody in there feels the same way you do!!  This is why it's so easy to love it and so hard to walk away from it! We'll all just stay in Hazzard forever!! 

Edited April 17 by Hobie Hartkins

[Hobie Hartkins]

Right now I'm watching The DOH with Burt Reynolds.....it's ok but not the same.....ya know? ( I'm  also imbibing some adult beverages....specifically Milwaukees' Best Ice)

[Hobie Hartkins]

I've just noticed, while watching the new DOH ( Burt Reynolds) .....the difference between Enos ( The original DOH) and  Enos ( The 2005 movie) is one is a Dip Stick and the other is a Dip Sh%$ !!) 

[Skipper Duke]

On 5/3/2025 at 8:27 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

I've just noticed, while watching the new DOH ( Burt Reynolds) .....the difference between Enos ( The original DOH) and  Enos ( The 2005 movie) is one is a Dip Stick and the other is a Dip Sh%$ !!) 

I'm out of reactions. So here's your lol.

[Hobie Hartkins]

Right now I'm looking at Money TO Burn!   Back then the phrase was " This whole dang thing is nothing but a Frame Up!"  Today we'd just say, "  This whole thing is a Frame!! "

[Hobie Hartkins]

I wish I knew when Boss ran his shine up to Nashville in those hearses! I'd definitely hit him up for  a jug of shine!  ( I'd compare it to shine from the mountains of East Tn. ( some of the best!)

[RogerDuke]

Right now I'm sitting here admiring something I found yesterday. It is a cutting tool made and used by native Americans. I had an expert look at it to confirm what it is, although I was 99% sure before that. It's hard to believe that I am the first person to hold it since an Indigenous American used it for survival. I found it in an area where my dad found several arrowheads and a couple tools. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

OK  Fellow Hazzardites....!  I'm free until Mon. and then I have to get scanned for surgery AND I have to take my wife  to get checked to see if SHE needs surgery!  Until then.....it's party party party!! ( Hand me a cold one!! ) 

* Today is like pre-DOHD because I don't have anything to do all weekend starting NOW!!  

Edited 22 hours ago by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

Keep us updated cousin. I hope it's nothing serious. Do you go to Doc Appleby or Doc Petticord? Both of them are getting old. Hazzard is going to be needing a new one when those guys retire. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

22 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

Keep us updated cousin. I hope it's nothing serious. Do you go to Doc Appleby or Doc Petticord? Both of them are getting old. Hazzard is going to be needing a new one when those guys retire. 

I will. I'm having to have Hernia surgery for the SECOND time! That Quack who did it the first time was a joke....6 months later....there you go!  My wife has Diverticulitis ....an inflammation   of the Diverticulum, little sacks at the bottom of the colon that absorb water and nutrients from the digestive system.

Right NOW I'm watching   " The Meeting "   ...a classic. I'm probably going to be watching TDOH  most all evening and all night. We have nothing to do tomorrow so....party time! The REAL " Fun" doesn't start until Monday and I'm sure they'll cut me open soon......

Edited 1 hour ago by Hobie Hartkins

[RogerDuke]

Oh my. I wish I knew which one of Hazzard's doctors does a better job with hernia surgery. I do know that Daisy looked pretty good in that nurse's outfit even though it was just a church play. 

[Hobie Hartkins]

TONIGHT ...., however, I'll be eating a Jack's pizza from Walmart, that my wife is ordering.  So....Friday night, nothing to do tomorrow , so I sleep in and I eat pizza and watch TDOH......pizza + Friday night + next day off = THE BEST OF TIMES!

 

* A little later, since we don't have anywhere to go, I'm going to fulfill  my "obligation "  as Hobie Hartkins and indulge in some AB! *  

*  Adult Beveridges! 

Edited 1 hour ago by Hobie Hartkins

[Hobie Hartkins]

13 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

Oh my. I wish I knew which one of Hazzard's doctors does a better job with hernia surgery. I do know that Daisy looked pretty good in that nurse's outfit even though it was just a church play. 

maybe you can get her to come and act like a nurse  for me! I bet I'd heal up REAL quick!! LOL!! 

[Hobie Hartkins]

21 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

Oh my. I wish I knew which one of Hazzard's doctors does a better job with hernia surgery. I do know that Daisy looked pretty good in that nurse's outfit even though it was just a church play. 

I think I'm going to go with Doc Appleby!