Skipper Duke

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day. 

Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂

Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle. 

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
He must be! Everybody talks about him!

Favorite WJ songs?

She's got to be one of the most fake-looking people I've seen in ages. Far too much obvious plastic surgery. She looked better before.

Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂

I just added a new type of fuel to my Moonshine Mauler! It's mostly made of shine and it makes a car go twice as fast!  I'm going to try to market it as Uncle Jesse's  Gas Treatment!  

Hobie already got a kiss from her as he took off from the starting line! ( That's in case his kiss with Daisy doesn't happen!  ) I gave her a Moonshine Kiss......she likes my Moon recipe, says I make THE best shine! NOW!! A little more prep on my machine and on with the race! Maybe I shouldn't have given Emma a Moonshine kiss.....1.  NOW I'll need to concentrate on winning the race and... 2. watching my back for Cousin  Roger's Revenge ........Cousin Roger's Revenge.....sounds like one of those Sat. evening shows down at the movies!!   3. Emma might like my shine so much she becomes an alcoholic!    

I thought that too 'cause of the moustache. 😂

It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg? 
Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office." 
Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.)
Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"

HEY!! Somebody needs to holler at Garrett and tell him the race is going to be in about 24-26 hrs....!! That's why I'm working myself to death getting my Manifolds re-worked and my  over head cams  cleaned!! I might let you guys know  more about my special fuel additive later on.....when it's too late to do anything about it! Ha! Ha!!     I'm putting in new plugs and air filter and even a new oil filter!!!

You've never really seen me drive, when I'm lit ,hot shot!  Once Emma sees me feeding you my dust, she'll be all over me!!    ( actually I'm hoping to catch Daisy's attention!!  LOL!   )......You better bring your big boy pants and every horsepower you can muster.......I've got  special fuel designed to make my engine run faster than anybody's!!     

This is going to be a good year for the MS400!!   

You have just sealed your doom Hobie. Even thinking about kissing my woman is a kiss of death for you and your stupid car. I have something special for you. By the time me and Elon are done modifying the dirt bike it's going to be more dangerous than the mean green machine. 
Emma's honor needs defended and I'm just the man to do it. Enjoy your last place trophy. 

None of the likenesses are great in that game, but that deputy looks more like Burt Reynolds and doesn't sound like Cletus.

Sweet! I'm definitely going back. Hopefully one of the big events will be a weekend I have nothing else going on. 

hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!

Well I know Daisy will kiss me at the end and ride around the track with me on my victory lap1   I was hoping Garrett would be coming by for the start of the race but if he doesn't show until later, it's up to him, to make up the distance!  I guess we can start it tomorrow! Make sure everyone knows on the CB.....broadcast it!  We'll start out at the Boar's Nest, as usual and then circle the track ( about a mile around) and see who ends up at the Finish first! ( At the Boar's Nest of course!) It's only a 400 lap and not a 500 lap race.....I'm not sure certain people can keep sober for 500 laps! LOL!!  

It's like Cooter said ....he helped people on the set. He just knew what was right! 

TDOH is the Quintessential tv show!

I think I know exactly what you are talking about. https://fb.watch/H1W-gBwOaI/? Hopefully this link works it’s a full 25 minute tour. If anyone wants to check it out on google maps or anything the address is publicly posted as “1181 Morrison Campground Rd, Kingston, GA 30145” they were open in February but I’m not sure how often. Here are some pictures from Facebook

To quote a famous philosopher, 
"I love it, I love it, khee, khee!" 
-Sheriff RPC

Sorry Hobie but kisses on the CB aren't real kisses so I'll let it pass without  a fight this time. They sounds like real kisses but lips have to actually make contact in order for them to count and she's on top of Iron Mountain. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to wait at the finish line for her to come down after my easy win to get that kiss. Are you sure it wasn't Grannie Annie who smooched you? 
Who we waiting for to get this started? 

Jesse is really excited about this race. He has never been one to embrace technology but is making an exception. After Rosco caught Elon Musk in the celebrity speed trap, Jesse and the boys broke him out of jail and in order to return the favor, Elon agreed to fix up Emma's dirt bike and convert it into a technologically superior racing machine that is only programmed to dominate races. It simply cannot lose. 
Unlucky for Emma though she broke her collar bone jumping a 60 foot wide creek two days earlier so asked Jesse to take her place. Filled with confidence that technology and AI simply cannot fail, Jesse was already daydreaming about that kiss Emma was going to give him in the winners circle.