Skipper Duke

To quote a famous philosopher, 
"I love it, I love it, khee, khee!" 
-Sheriff RPC

Sorry Hobie but kisses on the CB aren't real kisses so I'll let it pass without  a fight this time. They sounds like real kisses but lips have to actually make contact in order for them to count and she's on top of Iron Mountain. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to wait at the finish line for her to come down after my easy win to get that kiss. Are you sure it wasn't Grannie Annie who smooched you? 
Who we waiting for to get this started? 

Jesse is really excited about this race. He has never been one to embrace technology but is making an exception. After Rosco caught Elon Musk in the celebrity speed trap, Jesse and the boys broke him out of jail and in order to return the favor, Elon agreed to fix up Emma's dirt bike and convert it into a technologically superior racing machine that is only programmed to dominate races. It simply cannot lose. 
Unlucky for Emma though she broke her collar bone jumping a 60 foot wide creek two days earlier so asked Jesse to take her place. Filled with confidence that technology and AI simply cannot fail, Jesse was already daydreaming about that kiss Emma was going to give him in the winners circle. 

Garrett shakes his head behind the wheel as he hears of everyone's plans and bragging. He had spent all year bettering Spittin' Cobra and while everyone is planning on ways of cheating to win, he knows he will win by his expert mechanical and driving skills. He is happy with everyone's false sense of confidence as he already feels win number two in his steady hands. 

Skipper is at the starting line in his 1968 Shelby GT 500 with the Minnow in tow on the flatbed trailer. The Professor has souped up this car with Coconut Moonshine gas. Soon as the starting gun is fired or the flag is waved or the handkerchief is dropped er however y'all do it in these parts. It will be Eat my dust y'all. Bye bye. 😂

Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale. 
The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up  if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is. 

Well....I'm here at the starting line and I'm gunning my Mauler's engine, to warm up! I'm about to take off and I'm waiting on everybody to show up! I'd hate to win by forfeit! LOL!   It looks like I may not have to worry about Garrett beating me this year......don't know about the rest of you! I got Daisy and Emma on my side! LOL! ( Roger doesn't even know....or have a clue!  ) 

the NEW dukes 

I don't know if this is allowed or not because it's not known by anybody, but,....... 
Spiral notebook
I write notes from the books I read and I read over the notebooks every day  ( so I remember what I read)  and right now I'm reading in my purple notebook ( I have ones with green, blue and black covers too) 

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George Jones 

Tammy Wynette........Our D-i-v-o-r-c-e- becomes final today...........

HA!! We don't care about Elon or  whatever kind of rich boy you got on your side!  We're gonna mop the road with you AND then...I'M gonna give Emma a kiss on the forehead......! Right in front of you!  

I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts. 
With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now. 
It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first. 

Season 1 Episode 5 High Octane. Hobie you better watch out in the race, the Professor has invented a new device to soup up the Minnow for me. I'll be right on your tail. 😂 I'm coming I'm coming! 😂

Yes....I've started a  thread......where are you cousin Roger?  Are you planning some  Dirty Double Dealings out there on the  road?? I'm prepared for 3D !! ( Dirty Double Dealings) ....LOL!!      

You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400. 
Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust. 

An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year!  I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the  race   and if I start running low on gas, instead  of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road.  You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!!  He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick!  I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!    ....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 

It looks like the last one was 2022.

That's sad. 

I bring you Sad news Dukes fans... I just found out Bo's Extravaganza doesn't exist anymore. 😲 😢

Besides all that, I refuse to pay the crazy prices for computer phones etc. There are only a handful of occupations, where you actually NEED a computer phone, so the rest is called " Just wait until you get home to look it up". People pay exhorbitant prices to be hip, cool, with the " In " crowd etc. I will not!

Right now I'm watching the Reds and the Cubs.....gotta go with the Cubs...I'm old school.....Better Dead then Red!!
I'm going to watch DOH here in a bit and then go to bed and watch it there like I always do! I'm on season 7 right now.....what season is everybody else on? I usually watch DOH at night,  in bed,  before sleep. What are your watching habits?
I'm jumping between this game and the Brewers,,....naturally they're ( The Brewers)  one of my favorite teams....lol!   

None of that stuff will help ya! I'm working on a new engine for the Mauler......it can run on gas or Shine!  That way if I start to run low, i'll  just share what I'm drinking with the engine.....and we'll ( me and my engine/car  ) be the first ones across the finish line!