Skipper Duke

Maybe I’m an old fashioned sort, but to me nothing like Sunday meetings, we have a fine old church here with some of the prettiest stained glass windows, and pews that have probably been there 100 years or more. 
 
I’ll share some pics if anyone’s interested in seeing it, it’s a fine place. 

"I'm sure." Lizzy says sarcastically.
Cue anyone.

Daisy said "i cant belive him, ill never talk to him again"

Daisy said "he asked me to find him a hot girl to date, that sick playboy bunnie chaser!"

Tom, No way she is finer than Miz Emma Tisdale. 
Skipper. Just be careful. If she asks you for money, she's probably not even a girl. Don't let anybody trick you. 

Not sure about foreign girls Skipper, but as for a little distance it can be made to work, guess it all depends on y’all and what you want to do. 
 
For example, I’ve been talkin to a fine figure of a woman out in Manitoba, and I live in Ontario, literally two places in Canada geographically right beside each other. And when I say fine, let me tell ya she might just put the best gals in Hazzard County to shame. 
 
Finer than Uncle Jesse’s Finest Shine.

Ain't no better way to start the day than a raw liver breakfast with a tall glass of buttermilk. 

Butter all the way! ( You can keep the raw liver!)  

I’ve never tried them with mayonnaise before but suppose there’s a first time for everything, talkin bout cuisine kinda got me to thinkin, wonder what Boss’s raw liver and black coffee tasted like. 

Did you know there's 2 ways of making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
1. Butter
2. Mayonnaise
I like both ways. Mayonnaise cooks faster. With Mayonnaise I never have to readjust my sandwiches on the heat. Butter I have to move them around to toast evenly. 

I talk to a Chinese girl Rita. A friend on Facebook who is also a member here, he wants me about foreign girls. He says "Steer clear Skipper! Stay away!" 😂 He's looking out for me. He worries about me and girls. Especially me and foreign girls.

This is definitely one of my favorite movies. Any other fans here?

John Wayne is one of my favorite actors ever. Does anyone else like him. If so what is your favorite John Wayne movie? Mine is the Alamo.

Oh no. So sorry to hear that. 

Meadowmufn 🫡 

Roger... Did you know Lucille Benson (Mama Coltrane) played the "Snake Lady" in the movie Duel.

This is awesome Zech! Glad to have you in Hazzard!

This is awesome Zech. Thanks for sharing it. I hope John Schneider saw it! 

There's an old thread where people re-wrote Christmas songs with "Duke-ified" lyrics.

if Santa Drove the General Lee, by Scott Innes
This is the only one I found, share any others you may know.

Here's a little reminder of Tom in 'Blackadder'. For anyone unfamiliar with Edmund Blackadder, you may know Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean.
 

Or just a coincidence. It's hardly surprising that one of the over 1300 passengers on board feared something like this happening. 

Actually it's ( if you're white) it's African American Friday! ( Ya gotta be P.C>!.....politically correct!) LOL! ) Of course if you're African American, you can say the "B " word, the " C " word or even the terrible, awful " N " word!! But if you're white.....African American is the correct term! ....LOL! ( Just messing with you guys!)   

Well, I got laid off due to a client bankruptcy and the tech sector job market is pretty terrible right now. Gotta make some money and keep HazzardNet running somehow. 

Hoss wow! 😲