Skipper Duke

Season 2 The Meeting 
Black Jack Bender:"I don't like the way this day is startin'. I don't like it at all. A car with doors that won't open." 😂

I hope it all gets better for you!  Just remember, You've  got  plenty of friends/cousins,  right here!

bo-go-vroom... I'm sorry you are feeling this way. All of your cousins here in Hazzard County are here for you. You can message me if you need to talk.

Okay I need to vent for a minute or two
Homeschooling is all fun and games until you graduate early and can't get a job because nobody wants to hire a 17 year old, or nobody needs workers cause it's a small town and you can't drive anywhere because your parents never take you out so you're probably not gonna pass your drivers test and even if you do, you probably still cant go out because you dont have your own car and your dad uses the shared car to do doordash because he also cant get a job and your mom's car is off limits so you get stuck at home anyways.
Oh and then you also have no friends because you f***ing dropped out AND moved across the country so you didnt go to school to meet new people, and people online don't wanna talk to you either so you either spam discord servers with no response or just stop talking and posting at all sending you further into the no interaction hole
All of this causing you to just stay in your room for months on end, only having human interaction at dinner time and every other weekend when your brother comes over, but they're all still too focused on the baby for it to even matter that you're there at all so you just end up going back to your room which gives you KILLER depression and now everything that you used to love is just boring. I don't wanna play my favorite video games because I have no friends to play them with. I don't want to draw or craft because it takes too much commitment to finish. I don't wanna watch movies because they take too long. Even talking to my boyfriend has gotten boring. 
And you can't talk to any adults about it because they always say you have "just not be depressed". My mom told me that moving to the living room would probably help a lot, and when I told her that I don't like being out there so I would just end up back in my room she said "Well you just have to do it" or when I express my fears about calling companys for a job she said "well you just have to do it" and I don't know if she's noticed, but i'm autistic, so my brain doesnt allow me to "just do things" I need a structured plan of action and support.
So really the only people you can talk to is people your age, but oh guess what??? You don't have any friends, so then you turn to people online, but oh guess what??? NOBODY F*CKING RESPONDS. You have 132 followers on Twitter, but only 1-2 people ever like, nobody but your boyfriend comments, and you're starting to get really pissed at every notification ever being your boyfriend because just once I'd like it to be somebody else. Just once, you'd like to talk to somebody who isn't him. But that's not gonna happen cause no matter how much you post or comment or talk, barely anybody ever responds
And the things you like are either so niche or so old that people your age don't even know about them. So even if I was to find a space online for it, it'd either be dead or full of old people (no offence). OR BOTH! And you can't find real people because the one guy I found, ghosted me. My mom found some girl on facebook needed friends, didnt even text me back. GUYS
Just once I'd like to find somebody who wants to actually be my friend and isn't online every 5-7 business days and doesn't treat me as the side friend that they only go to when their main friends are offline.
Just once I'd like for my parents to actually worry about MY life and teach me independency and take my autism seriously. I once was talking about how I go nonverbal and dont talk and how that could be a problem at a job and my mom said "you talk about it like its a disabilty"....IT IS????? And actually take me places that arent for a reason. Like driving only because I need to learn or taking me out grocery shopping just to get out of the house. Why not taking me to the Antique store. Just cause. Or the nearby tiger sanctuary, just cause you want to spend time with me. It's always "you need to get out of the house" but then never getting me out of the house and when they do its rarely something I enjoy. 

Why did the chicken cross the playground? 
To get to the other slide. 

Wow bo-go-vroom... We have something in common. 😲 I'm on the spectrum too.

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I cannot and will not be shamed, I am proud of my weird autism

I cannot and will not be shamed, I am proud of my weird autism

The Dukes of Hazzard, Gilligan's Island, The Andy Griffith Show, Knight Rider, Starsky & Hutch, Sanford and Son, Gomer Pyle U. S. M. C., Mayberry R. F. D., The Real Gilligan's Island (2004-2005)., The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion (1997), The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood (2000), The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) PG-13 & Unrated, The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) TV-14 and Unrated, Moonrunners (1975), Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978), The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979), The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981), The New Adventures of Gilligan (1974-1977), Gilligan's Planet (1982), Eddie Macon's Run (1983) James McLendon book & Jeff Kanew movie, Christine (1983) Stephen King book & John Carpenter movie.

It appears that Cathy was photographed walking her dog in LA on Monday 3rd November, so that's good news.

Great! If you hear anymore let us know. Thank you. 

God, Dukes of Hazzard, dirt bikes and astronomy

I hate to think it but Raymond Kohn's Northeast Ohio Dukes Hazzard County Stunt Show is prob'ly the next Dukes of Hazzard thing to get banned. 😢 My mom says "No. They can't do that." But I think they can if enough fairgrounds or whatever venues decide not to let him have it there, then a stunt show ban can happen? The original cast event Dukes Fest/Hazzard Homecoming I'm afraid is also at risk of being effected by a ban. 😢The political correctness police are trying to change history erase and pretend The Dukes of Hazzard and everything else southern never happened. 😢

I got on  Face Book  and saw a question: Besides money, what else makes you happy in life? I put marathon watching the Dukes of Hazzard and drinking beer!  

Here's the Mean Green Machine from season 5. For those of you that don't watch the Coy and Vance episodes, it first appeared in 'The New Dukes', and returned in 'The Return of the Mean Green Machine'. This was one of the easiest projects so far due to the body being mainly straight lines, although I only had screengrabs to go by.
Like the camo patrol car I did recently, the paint job is not indended to be an exact copy, I was just going for the general look and feel. I based this version on its second appearance in 'The Return of the Mean Green Machine'. The only differences (that I spotted) are the wider flap on the front to allow for the magnet, and the scoop and spiked wheels are rustier.

Hobie, if you watch carefully, they made a couple of small changes to the Mean Green Machine between its appearances. The most noticeable is the wider flap to allow for the magnet. I commented on this briefly in my Fan Art picture way back in 2011.

You are amazing! I will definitely save you some shine for the next time you're at my car lot! 

It was in 'The New Dukes', Coy and Vance's first episode at the start of season 5.

OK...Here's a quick one for you....I'm watching the 5th season with Byron and Christopher and I'm watching  " The Return of The Mean Green Machine". When was the original Green Machine featured for the first time?

*tips a glass of Hobie's Finest in agreement*

Thanks Hoss, didn't see that interview before.

Thanks Hoss! You're the best!!  

Thanks Hoss. I always wonder what's up with the surviving cast. That's why I was so excited to see Bo on Dancing with the Stars. 

I didn't know where else to put this, so I hope this is ok.  What's Byron Cherry doing now? I mean we all know about Christopher (   ) but what about him? I'm watching the 5th season and so I started thinking about them.