Skipper Duke

Sounds good to me. The sooner it gets started the sooner Jesse wins and Emma rides down off Iron Mountain to give him that victory kiss and hug. 

It's great to see folks keeping Hazzard going. 

I caught up with everybody as soon as I saw you were going to be ok.  I think your woman may have been guilty of nipping  at the Hooch I keep on Pit Road! LOL!  I'm way out in the boon docks now and I'm passing most everybody! I might have  to make a pit stop and put some of Jesse's Finest in my tank! I think I saw Burl Toliver out on his place, doing some fencing......I thought he was going to be in this race! 

Jesse noticed Hobie slowing down and was insulted.
"I don't need no charity! I was the dang fool who trusted all this tech garbage!"
He looked up on top of Iron Mountain and noticed a puff of smoke. Emma's computer must have blown up too. Lucky for Jesse, the heat from the explosion melted the plastic fasteners and the charred computer fell off. 
"Good! It's just me and the motorcycle. Just like the old days with me and my '38 Silver Streak. Now it's time to catch back up. Looks like Skipper is way ahead now that Hobie slowed down" 

This is it 100%. He had it open on valentines day and I drove my charger by there and hung out for awhile.  Lots of good folks that I personally know came by. It's a really neat place

possum HOLLOW 

I still don't understand how that surgically adjusted look ever became considered in any way attractive. Natural beauty is always so much better.

I agree with you 100 percent Hoss. Daisy and Emma are natural beauties....even though the red bikini picture of Emma didn't sell as well as the red bikini picture of Daisy I still liked them equally. Both way hotter than silicone additives. 

GENERAL Lee

She's one of my celebrity crushes. 🥰 🔥 🥵

ELTON loggins

They done learned me real good in that there school I done been to!  

BB davenport

CHARLES CYPHERS played Bumper in 'Limo One is Missing'.

DIXIE was Daisy's Jeep!

I have an astronomy club meeting Saturday evening but you can start without me at 7:00 central time. I'll catch up later that night. 
It doesn't really matter anyways because with the technologically superior Muskcycle Jesse couldn't lose if he tried so we all know who is winning this. 
Besides, the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. 

my compurter is acting up but I'm going to try to make it.  This smells like Shi.......Murphy's law!   This is Hazzard! 

hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers. 

Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet? 
I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race. 

Theme to the Dukes of Hazzard.....lol 
And about a dozen of them tied for second. 

Who is that? She a race car driver? 

I just looked her up. 
I wouldn't give her a second look if she was standing beside Emma Tisdale. 

From what I've googled, she was an ice hockey player before retiring at 19 due to injury to pursue a career as a model and social media personality.

Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day. 

Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂