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Skipper Duke

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    Skipper Duke reacted to daisydukeXenosstrait in Bootleg run.   
    Luke said "Whats the plan now cousin! If we try to run on foot...with 4 cops we'll eaisly be caught!" Bo nodded and tried to think but nothing came to him...the boys were in a jam...2 boys, and im-mobiled car, 4 cops, illegal moonshine in the back of the car and no were to run.
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    Skipper Duke reacted to daisydukeXenosstrait in Bootleg run.   
    Bo said "It's better that getting caught right!"
    and with that Bo pushed the General to the right speed to make a successful jump and just as all the cops moved to avoid being ran over Bo made the jump off the mound and hit the ground and there was a sound of crashing glass in the back of the trunk and Luke said "Good job cousin!" very sarcastically and Bo replied "Like I said it didn't get us caught!."
    (I know this post probably sucks but I tried)
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    Skipper Duke reacted to dukefan in Bootleg run.   
    Edit report, I put 4 bottle busted, no way they could know that if the shine is in the trunk , right....lol
    Luke turned around and looked at Bo while saying," Real smart Bo, making a jump with shine in the trunk..."
    "I know it Luke, Bo replied, didn't have much of a choice now did I?"
    Just then, as they turned around the bend, a road block lied ahead, Enos and Cleatus had the road blocked off with sheriff little pointing a gun at the boys.
    Cue anyone???
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    Skipper Duke reacted to dukefan in Bootleg run.   
    {This story is about the duke family making and delivering shine, just go with it and make sure Boss or any other law don't catch them. Bo and luke are not on probation, yet, and please stick with The dukes and characters originally from the tv series.
    No new dukes, except for those from the tv show, please do not use your own name as part of the casting, thank you}
    A cloud of smoke was all you could see as you heard the roar of a powerful engine taring up the road, suddenly, you see the general is air born as it pierced the cloud of dust, which scatters all over Rosco's car as the dukes jump over him.
    The landing was perfect except for the fact that they busted 4 bottle of shine they were delivering , but could not stop because Rosco was hot on their tail....
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    Skipper Duke reacted to runningwild in It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To   
    Another year rolled by without even a blink, or so it seemed. Cassie Morgan had just turned twenty-three years old. The thought of a party made her cringe that's why she hadn't mentioned anything about her birthday to anyone in Hazzard. God, she had been a Hazzard girl her entire life, well except for those good 10-15 years she lived up North with her family. Some things a girl just never forgets and one of those was exactly how Cassie wanted to spend her birthday. Hazzard girls know how to down a beer at the Boarsnest.
    Because it was her birthday, she did feel entitled to get dressed up. So, she pulled on her favorite dress; the one that hugged all of her curves just the right way. She hadn't dreamed of wearing something so provocative since she left her ex-boyfriend, Harvey. But, she had pulled herself out of her drug-fueled funk and managed to let the hospitality of the South straighten her out. The dress was a deep iris that blended beautifully with her black pumps. She dressed simple, yet knew exactly how to turn heads. Except tonight, tonight she wanted to just sit at the bar and have a beer. Afterall, it was her birthday.
    The Boarsnest wasn't all that crowded and she figured that it was refreshing not seeing a familiar face so far. She figured that Daisy might have been working, but she hadn't spotted her yet. And, it was a major relief that neither of the Dukes boys had found their way in there yet. She figured she could deal with seeing anyone else, as long as they didn't judge her based on her pill addiction (that she kicked a year and a half ago) or the fact that she got someone killed. Hazzard had managed to welcome her back, but not exactly with the open arms she had hoped.
    Afterall, it was her birthday so she found a lone barstool and sat down. Her lips pursed before she spoke, "Ted, Honey, can you get me a beer?"
    He didn't look up from wiping out his glass. He never did. "Sure thing Miss Cassie."
    (Tag: Anyone. I realized it was my character's birthday and thought that I should try to do something since I haven't written here in like a year. Oh, and hi everyone!!)
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    (I'll give this a shot..I usually play Daisy so here I go)
    As it turned out, yes the Dukes were still in Hazzard..the only reason Daisy hadn't been working at the Boars Nest was Boss Hogg fired her over nothing in particular so she was stuck at home doing chores..and as at that time she was outside doing her chores and thinking about random things...one thing she wonderd about whats Cassie, but instantly she sighed and decided to not think about her.
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    Skipper Duke reacted to Boss JD Hogg in A-Z Game   
    UNDERCOVER Dukes(Part 1 & 2)
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    Skipper Duke reacted to Hobie Hartkins in Celebrity Crushes   
    EGGSACTLY what I was thinking!  Before you know it, you'll all see me on the back Ridges of Hazzard Co.  keeping those Ridges HOT!!   
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Dukes Meet Bill Elliott   
    Balladeer:"Long about this time, ol' Boss an' Rosco were arriving back in town at the Courthouse." Rosco:"Can you believe the nerve of them little fat buddy, telling you to shut up and all that stuff?" Boss:"Rosco I want you to go back and spy on those rogues, and when the coast is clear, sabotage their mangy cars! Ha ha ha! They'll be sorry they crossed me! Them and that sad sorry Duke will all be behind bars 'til the cows come home!" Rosco:"Oooh goodie! Don't you worry about a thing Boss. I'll cuff 'em an' stuff 'em! Khee khee khee I love it I love it, police work's my life!" Boss:"Get on it you lamebrain knuckleheaded dodo!" Rosco:"Oooh that's not nice!" Boss:"Oooh will you just go already!" Rosco:"I'm gone! Khee khee khee!" Boss(to self after Rosco leaves.)"So are Bill, Ernie an' that dang Duke Boy!" Rosco shows back up. Ernie:"Bill, Garrett, don't look now but here comes that brainless Sheriff again."
    CUE ROGER OR GARRETT 
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from Garrett Duke in Dukes Meet Bill Elliott   
    Balladeer:"Long about this time, ol' Boss an' Rosco were arriving back in town at the Courthouse." Rosco:"Can you believe the nerve of them little fat buddy, telling you to shut up and all that stuff?" Boss:"Rosco I want you to go back and spy on those rogues, and when the coast is clear, sabotage their mangy cars! Ha ha ha! They'll be sorry they crossed me! Them and that sad sorry Duke will all be behind bars 'til the cows come home!" Rosco:"Oooh goodie! Don't you worry about a thing Boss. I'll cuff 'em an' stuff 'em! Khee khee khee I love it I love it, police work's my life!" Boss:"Get on it you lamebrain knuckleheaded dodo!" Rosco:"Oooh that's not nice!" Boss:"Oooh will you just go already!" Rosco:"I'm gone! Khee khee khee!" Boss(to self after Rosco leaves.)"So are Bill, Ernie an' that dang Duke Boy!" Rosco shows back up. Ernie:"Bill, Garrett, don't look now but here comes that brainless Sheriff again."
    CUE ROGER OR GARRETT 
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    (Season 5 The New Dukes)
    Vance:"As long as we stay outta range of that flame thrower, we'll be ok." Coy:"You got it. I like my barbecue in the backyard, not the front seat."
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    Skipper Duke reacted to RogerDuke in A-Z Game   
    SIPPIN' SHINE 
    (Hobie needs it for medicinal purposes) 
  13. Haha
    Skipper Duke reacted to RogerDuke in Celebrity Crushes   
    Keep us updated. You're a tough old ridgerunner. You'll be fine. Just get out that Finest you've been saving for *wink wink* medicinal purposes. 
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Celebrity Crushes   
    Oh dang! That's awful! Please feel better Cousin Hobie! We will miss you around Hazzard.
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    Skipper Duke reacted to Hobie Hartkins in A-Z Game   
    It's what I'm doing wight now!  Quarantining! ( I've got COVID!!  ) 
     
    RIMFIRE RIDGE
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    Skipper Duke reacted to Hobie Hartkins in Celebrity Crushes   
    I'll still be here but just not as much as usual.
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in Celebrity Crushes   
    Oh dang! That's awful! Please feel better Cousin Hobie! We will miss you around Hazzard.
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    Skipper Duke reacted to Hobie Hartkins in Celebrity Crushes   
    I haven't heard anything. 
     
    * Oh by the way, the reason I haven't been on lately and probably wont be  much for a while, is that I've got COVID!! ( went all that time and not a scratch and now....!! )
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from Hobie Hartkins in Celebrity Crushes   
    Hey y'all... Is there anything new coming out about Baywatch? I'm asking because one of my celebrity crushes Mikayla Demaiter keeps posting pictures on Facebook captioning then "Consider these photos my Unofficial Application to Baywatch!" And everyone comments "More like Mikayla's a Babe Let's Watch!" Lol.
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    (Season 1 Daisy's Song)
    Waylon Jennings:"Since Bo an' Luke were always messin' with cars, they knew every junkyard like a lover's face. An' followin' them into one was like chasin' a boat into the bushes."
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    (Season 1 Daisy's Song)
    Waylon Jennings:"Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg was born on the dirt floor of a sharecroppers shack, an' from there, things kinda went downhill. But everybody has a talent. An' Boss has the gift of graft. In a dazzlin' career in Hazzard County ranging from moonshine to political corruption, Boss has been chased by everything from revenuers to bloodhounds to irate husbands. Even if the city cops do spot his license number, it don't matter none. 'Cause Boss changes license plates like he does his underwear. Which is every time he goes to town. When it comes to basic cunning, ol' Boss was plumb eat up with it."
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    (Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again)
    Bo & Luke are still chasing Hughie. He notices they're still chasing him.
    Hughie Hogg:"Uh oh. Here they come!" Notices in the mirror, Luke getting out the passenger window of the General Lee. Hughie Hogg:"Wait a minute. What's goin' on? What are they doin'?"(Sees Luke walking to the hood of the General Lee, to the back of the motorhome.) Hughie Hogg:"Awwe! Arrrgh!" Luke is still on General Lee's hood. Bo:"Watch yer step out there, Luke!" Luke falls down on his back. Bo:"Luke! Luke, you alright?" Luke:"Yeah! Get me up some more! Alright. A little bit more. Come on. A little bit more." Luke jumps off the General Lee's hood onto the back bumper of Hughie Hogg's motorhome. Bo:"Woohoo!" Hughie Hogg (To henchman who's riding up front with him.)"Get rid of him, fast man! Geez!"
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    Skipper Duke got a reaction from RogerDuke in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    (Not sure which season/episode)
    Boss & Rosco are in Boss's office in the Courthouse.
    Boss Hogg:"Rosco, next time there's an election fer village idiot, I'll manage yer campaign!"
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    Skipper Duke reacted to HossC in Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes   
    It's near the start of 'The Boar's Nest Bears' in season 6.The scene actually takes places in Boss' office at the Boar's Nest where Rosco has added a vibrating device to Boss' barber chair.
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    Skipper Duke reacted to RogerDuke in A-Z Game   
    MEADOWMUFN 
    (Supreme Superior Commander 'round dis place!) 

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