Skipper Duke

A GREEN Ninja????.....Hard to beat that!  

Um...my red car is not intoxicated. LOL  I can't afford to get pulled over or arrested...

Um...ewe. Whatever possessed you to buy such a color of motorcycle? Couldn't you  have picked red or orange? LOL. Or maybe blue and orange for the Chicago Bears! You should have to wash your mouth out with soap for speaking the GBP name aloud like that.  Though my first car was actually green...it was more of an forest green and I got it from my mom. So I didn't get to chose the color...otherwise it definitely wouldn't have been green. LOL Though I love my Cubby red car that I have now. Nothing fancy...but it's mine! And my favorite color! (I didn't really get to chose from that either...it was the best car I could afford - with help from my dad. LOL) I was just lucky it was red.  Whether you like it or not, Roger...HEE HEE.   

Hey....what is The old man that lived in the ....swamnp???....He had 2 twin daughters that were fine! Jeb.....McCob????

Haha reminds me of when Ginger said about the Professor-s gray matter n Gilligan replied "Who cares about his laundry. Just as long as he's smart."

Yeah it's Granny Annie Coggins.

Larry Hagman

Well, my motorcycle is green and that's the color of the Green Bay Packers so I bet you don't like my motorcycle.....so there! 

Naw cousin....I think he just wants to buy a car not quite as intoxicated as the red ones! LOL!  

I have a red car...are you saying you don't like it? How rude.  LOL 

I want one but not red. Are you able to tell what colors the other ones are? 

sorry....they ALL look red to me!  

Haha reminds me of when Ginger said about the Professor-s gray matter n Gilligan replied "Who cares about his laundry. Just as long as he's smart."

*Julie says "This is pretty funny, I think Maryanne is making a fool at of Alex right here.

*raises an eyebrow* "You mean stand on one foot only?" *gives a shrug then stands on only left leg, arms out a little to the sides for balance...* "Great now I feel like a flamingo..."

Hey! That's where it's at! I'm about to go to town in the next half hour and then it's back to the car lot. Business has been slow! If anybody wants to buy a red buggy....just let me know! ( I've got a special going--buy a car and get a free jug of my finest!  ) 

Thanks a lot! The old Gray Matter ain't what she used to be!  
 

Glad to know you are okay but sorry to hear we can't misbehave without getting in trouble. 

Well, that's your own fault...LOL!!   Late night partying at the Boars Nest will get you every time!  

I'm starting to get concerned here. How many days has it been now? Maybe he's doing the same thing my nephew did 35 years ago, went into a tool shed to play hide and go seek without telling anybody he was playing hide and go seek and then fell asleep. 
I just realized something. If we don't have a moderator watching over us, we can party all we want....and even say bad words without getting in trouble. I'll start with the first bad word....revenuer. 

Boss and Rosco took eXtreme measures to set up the Duke boys.

tammy Wynette...she got caught in one of Boss' speed traps.

RHUEBOTTOM'S General Store
(and no, they don't sell General Lees at a General Store) 

As entertaining that would be...I doubt some of the sponsors would have a word or two about that. Plus they wreck each other more than they should to begin  with...they don't need alcohol to help with that. LOL 

Well they can always compete in my Moonshine 400!  ...... That will be coming later on this year!