Skipper Duke

Scrooge! ( I can hear Boss Hogg reading it as I write this!) You  guys remember that?

That's only because I usually run out of shine half way through the race! LOL!!  

Hathaway the Hottie and Granny!  
 
I saw one the other night, where Jed wished Mr. Drysdale a Happy Groundhog Day and Ms. Hathaway said...." But Chief....Ground Hog's Day is in February!" Drysdale said, " Ms. Hathaway, when a man like Jed Clampett has $ 85 million dollars in your bank and he says it's Ground Hog's Day......IT'S GROUND HOG'S DAY!!  LOL!  

I said luckily, because I am a Gordon fan. I am sure Bowyer and his fans were disappointed that he was pulled out in time. I am not saying Gordon was in the right, but that did come after several times that season of getting wrecked by the same driver. I am sure he had enough and that was his way of sticking up for himself. 
I don't watch or follow it for the wrecks or the drama, but for the racing. Sadly the wrecks and drama tend to get in the way...
 

Boss and Rosco had ZERO chance of taking the Dukes down.  

You can't fool me Hobie. There are 3 reasons you watch Beverly Hillbillies. 1) Ellie May lays out beside the cement pond in her one piece bathing suit 2) You think Miss Hathaway a hottie 3) You hope Granny will slip up and reveal her recipe to her rheumatiz medicine. 

Fellow Hazzardites.......!! I have been NAILED!!  
 

I'm outta reactions cousin. So ❤.

Maybe he knows he can't win but he's hoping he can get the fines reduced. 

Well despite what I said...looks like Denny Hamlin is going to try to fight his fines and penalties. Good luck with that...as I said, he came out and admitted he intentionally wrecked Ross Chastain. Which is against the rules. So, I don't know what he thinks will happen by appealing the punishment. Time will tell. 

Hobie went from waltz to vampire? 
Okay, we'll just go with Skipper's response and I'll say.....
TOM and JERRY 

I bet you are the biggest redneck in Ireland! (If you are not, just lie and say you are.... or you will ruin the image I have of you) 

Hobie has never heard of a flea circus? I can't be friends with you anymore Hobie. You are way too cultured and  sophisticated for me. 

(Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's)
Waylon Jennings:"That was old Rhuebottom's General Store. Boss Hogg foreclosed on Rhuebottom's to use his store room to warehouse his stolen merchandise. Boss eased his conscience by sending Rhuebottom a turkey. And it was spoiled."

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee)Waylon Jennings:(About Bo & Luke's temporary yellow car he called "Old Yeller"."Friends, she's got the might. But I don't think she's got the moves."(Car makes jump successfully.):"Well, I reckon it's all in who's in the driver's seat."

RIGHT NOW:  I'm watching The Dukes of Hazzard with Johnny Knoxville....on cable IFC    5:45-8 pm...central

The original ones did! Here's David Attenborough showing a couple of performing fleas.
The one we saw is worked with magnets, pulleys and showmanship to feed the kids' imaginations. It looked virtually identical to the one in this video.
 

WHAT is a flea circus?? ( surely there are no FLEAS involved!)

Today is March 17th, and I live in Ireland, so it won't surprise y'all to know that I went to the St. Patrick's Day parade this afternoon. It probably also won't surprise anyone that it rained on and off for a lot of the day. It obviously wasn't on the scale of places like Dublin, but the kids in the parade seemed to be having a good time despite the weather. After that, we saw a genuine old-fashioned flea circus! Hopefully the weather will be better tomorrow so that I can go on the Ferris wheel and antique carousel.

That's nuts! I don't care WHAT  they did ( unless  they killed somebody!), NOTHING deserves THAT! McLaren is trying to be as good as Ferrari! HA!! Good luck with that!

$400,000 !!! THAT'S where NASCAR gets all its money at!

ROSCO p coltrane....ghee ghee ghee!

I am brave! I have eaten the Smokey and the Bandit Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) meal of Diablo Sandwich 4 times now. 3 times sandwich only. 4th time the complete meal sandwich and Dr. Pepper with it. My mom tried it in the Slider version. She said "To hot for me Bobby." The 1st 3 times I ate it, my nose ran after I finished it. I see why he ordered a drink with it. To help cool it off. So hot. That's why while eating, he patted himself on the chest and went "Whoa!"

Here's a just-posted Knight Rider Historians video. In this one, the owner of a screen-used General Lee takes it to Ray Kohn for a bit of work. Other than a few new items like the battery and tires, it's in original condition, complete with battle scars, dubious welding and evidence of several paint jobs.
 

Buck OWENS

Got caught in the Celebrity Speed Trap in 'Hughie Hogg Strikes Again'.
I didn't remember this phrase, so I checked it out. Weirdly, the closed captions have it as "He'll foreclose quicker than a mineral swimming nickel dipper". Likewise, in 'Baa, Baa White Sheep' Cooter says that Boss "Changes into a black suit quicker than a mineral-swimming nickel dipper" (again according to the closed captions). It's not the first time that the closed captions have been slightly out. After listening to both, I think he actually says "...quicker than a minnow'll swim a nickel dipper". There was a small discussion about this line back in 2007.