Skipper Duke

(And now, my carefully-considered reply to MaryAnne's last remark)
Awright, Deputy...I'm glad your calander is clear as of January 2nd...'cause then you won't be missin' out on anything when I SHOOT YOU FIRST!!
Unless I'm presented with any real good reason NOT to...which by the looks of the bloodthirsty crowd around here, ain't likely to happen.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*I* couldn't hit the broad side of barn? Hmmm.....
Be fortunate you have a few more days there, Brian. Because you're right, I wouldn't shoot ya during the holidays here....
But on Janurary 2nd, my calender is clear. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I rated Coltrane with a dash of Duke and a sprinkling of Davenport. ROFL. 4 c's, 3 b's and an e.
I must now shoot you Brian. BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

GAH!!! Awright, don't anybody get yer hopes up, 'cause I doubt that MaryAnne really meant that lil' threat.
Besides, she wouldn't shoot me around the holidays. *checks calander* Looks like I'm good for a few days yet...so let me just say this to the esteemed Deputy...
You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, blue-sleeves.

Happy 62nd Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to John Schneider(Bo Duke)4/8/60!

Bo smiled, looking over Jesse's shoulder.
"Wow...s'hard t'believe Luke was that small...then again he's always been that ain't ya Luke..."
He said with a grin

Daisy shook her head, tears in her eyes now. "I don't know."
Luke rolled his eyes. "Womenfolk."

Bo narrowed his eyes with a smirk
"Don't get me started or i'll start on what I could hear playin out in the yard sometimes comin' from the barn..."

Luke nodded. "Tell me about it...readin' your thoughts...that's a scary pastime."

I'm going by the closed captions.

Luke pretended to take a whiff of him. "Coulda fooled me...ya smell like ya live in there with her..." he teased, a half-grin on his face.

"S'only because I's been hangin' round with you...your smell rubs off on me..."
replies with a smirk of his own.

In my old notebook I have it down as Niedecker's but I don't know if that is correct. We agree on the ep.

Happy birthday on April 8 Bo. We hope you have a good day and wish you continued healing in the loss of your wife. You are a great guy and are loved by the world. 

"Heck Hughie Hogg can't pull off a dry look either...he's still as ugly as a possum's fanny," said Luke "Course....I should't be so mean t the poor possum," he added.

It was Lydecker's Egg Farm in 'Arrest Jesse Duke'.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? 
To get to the other slide. 

That too!

To get away from Boss Hogg! Hahaha!

no! To get a sip of my shine! ( remember the drunk Rooster on Andy Griffith?)

Joloene: three hours, well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line.
cue Julieduke

Hicks the Dukes are the greatest HICKS

I was out of town this weekend so didn't see any racing. Supercross dirt bikes had the weekend off so I'm glad I didn't miss anything. 

Give them time...maybe NASCAR will implement that into the race. HA. 

Negative points? Sounds like Hobie when he races in the Moonshine 400. That's why Hobie likes video games better. When you are going the wrong way in MarioKart a U-shaped arrow pops up to tell you to turn around.