Skipper Duke

"Heck Hughie Hogg can't pull off a dry look either...he's still as ugly as a possum's fanny," said Luke "Course....I should't be so mean t the poor possum," he added.

It was Lydecker's Egg Farm in 'Arrest Jesse Duke'.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? 
To get to the other slide. 

That too!

To get away from Boss Hogg! Hahaha!

no! To get a sip of my shine! ( remember the drunk Rooster on Andy Griffith?)

Joloene: three hours, well im also from the south as well, south carolina, my granny gums is realted to Boss Hogg i understand why he was removed down the line.
cue Julieduke

Hicks the Dukes are the greatest HICKS

I was out of town this weekend so didn't see any racing. Supercross dirt bikes had the weekend off so I'm glad I didn't miss anything. 

Give them time...maybe NASCAR will implement that into the race. HA. 

Negative points? Sounds like Hobie when he races in the Moonshine 400. That's why Hobie likes video games better. When you are going the wrong way in MarioKart a U-shaped arrow pops up to tell you to turn around. 

(Season 6 Too Many Roscos) Woody(fake Rosco)is riding in the General Lee with Bo & Luke. Woody:"Please Bo!" Bo:"Rosco, fer cryin' out loud, you keep makin' that same mistake! That's Luke. I'm Bo. Yer sick!"

NIAGARA Falls Abe Lincoln Hogg said "I'd rather go over "Niagara Falls in a barrel than take another ride on this road!"

Cooter growled a little, finaly pushing his way through, though when he did, both of them collapsed atop each other in a heap on the floor. Lori grunted a little when she landed flat on her behind, on Cooter's back.
"Get off me Loren!"
Cooter growled, heaving his chest a little, trying to breath.
"Oh Im sorry dearest cousin can't ya breath or is all my fat cuttin off ya danged circulation?!"
Lori snapped at him, crossing her arms defiantly.

In the waiting room though, was a different story. Three Dukes rested against a wall, taking a break before one of them went in to see Bo again. Luke looked worn out, bags under his eyes, not a look you saw everyday unless the boys had had a late night out.
Two Davenport cousins came up the hallway, arguing over something as always, having recieved word from Daisy that they had found Bo. Both of them walked into the door at the same time, getting stuck in the doorway.
"Cooter you dumb rump can't ya see I'm tryin t' get through the danged doorway!"
Lori snapped, trying to squeeze through. Cooter grunted tryig to turn himself around so she could fit through, grumbling.
"Lay off of the bacon in the morning and you wouldn't have that problem..."
Lori stopped dead, and jerked her head to him, her imperial purple eyes shooting daggers, her mouth wide open in an appalling look.
"Are you insinuating that I'm fat?!"

(Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard) Boss Hogg is eating breakfast a plate of giant glazed donuts and a cup of coffee. He is also exercising on an exercise bike. The doorbell rings. He is interrupted from his activities. He goes to answer the door.
Boss Hogg:(Getting off exercise bike.)"Who the devil is that? Well, whoever it is, I sure hope they're bringin' money." (Opens door, sees no good nephew Dewey Hogg there.) "No! Dewey Hogg!"

Lori looked down at the two of them and flung a branch, cracking both of them in top of the head.
"You wait Lukas...Cooter...when I get down from here...you're both gonna get it.."
she threatened. The skunk looked up at them and sprayed the tree, then, as if it was proud, trotted off right past Cooter, Jesse, and Luke.
Daisy looked at Lori who was shooting daggers at Luke and Cooter. She'd help her kill them!

Darting around the corner of the house, looking back only once to see Uncle Jesse's red hunting cap at the tree lines, Lori took hold of Daisy's hand and climbed up the old Oak tre as fast as she could pull Daisy up it, who didn't need much persuasion to climb herself. Almost to the main top, Lori panted and looked down at the skunk throwing branches down at it.
"You black and white pussy cat!!! Pick on someone your own size why doncha?!!"
Daisy smacked Lori throwing branches herself.
"Don't rile it Lori!"
Following Luke out of the woods, Cooter stopped, doubling over in laughter.
"A skunks got 'em both treed!"

Lori and Daisy wasn't having any luck at all up their way either. Lori would call out and shoot peebles, hoping to hit him and cause him to jump up or yell. Nothing at all though. Daisy swallowed a little, her voice quivering.
"Lor...I..I don't hear him...what if he...he got lost.."
Lori sighed a little, putting an arm around Daisy's shoulder, squeezing it gently.
"Think positive Dais...we'll find him...if not, I'm sure Luke will. Or Bo'll smell dinner and come runnin'...he's a bottomless pit."
she joked, trying to lighten the mood.
Daisy gave a soft smile and continued to yell.

Enos says "I know he actually wrote to dear abby about the Vanilla Cherry Bean, I think I should tell him it don't exist allreadry Daisy."

Daisy laughed "Rosco is the weirdest sherrif in the world"

Bo says "I can't believe that either, that's good Enos wait till I tell Luke this one. What was a April Fools Day joke, when did he give up the next week."
Enos says "No he's still looking for a Vanilla Cherry Bean yet he's has checked every book on the topic so far."

Daisy could only laugh till she nearly cried "i cant believe hed fall for that "

Enos says "You know I told Rosco there was a Vanilla Cherry bean and he checked out ten library books trying to see what it looks like Daisy."

James saw the white truck turning around and following him and he thought this car sure does get alot of attention what was I thinking stealing this right here.