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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Mrs. & Mrs.???)Mr. Howell:"Is she burning?" Gilligan:"She certainly is. I spilled some coffee on her."
  2. (Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.???)Professor:"Gilligan, he doesn't look jealous." Gilligan:"How can you tell? All he's doin' is starin' at Ginger."
  3. (Season 7 Opening Night at the Boars Nest)Boss Hogg:"Take off that stupid dunce cap!" Rosco:"It's not a dunce cap, Boss." Boss Hogg:"Oh no? Then how come the dunce is wearin' it!?"
  4. (Season 1 Double Sting)Wendell:"These people are crazy!"
  5. Any idea y'all why other Dukes of Hazzard websites www.hazzardonline.com and www.dukefarm.com etc have gone defunct?
  6. Luke Comstock:"What's goin' on Sheriff? What's all this?" Andy:"Oh. Well, Luke. This here is our Mayberry knot tyin' class. It meets here every Tuesday. That's a real nice one you got there, boys!"
  7. Skipper:"Watubi, I didn't think you were going make it." Gilligan:(as Watubi)"Neither did I."
  8. R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. Los Angeles CA.(1929-2011). Makers of the original Yacht Captain Skipper Hat Caps worn by Alan Hale Jr.(Captain Skipper Jonas Grumby)in the original series 3 seasons 1964-1967(98 episodes).
  9. (Season 3 The Producer)Harold Heccuba:"I do not tolerate negative thinking! Do you wanna know why? Because it's negative!"
  10. (Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses)Rosco:Doing crossword puzzle "Hey Boss? What's a five letter word fer dunce?" Boss Hogg:"R. O. S. C. O.!"
  11. Season 1(The Guitar Player)Jim Lindsey:"I'd rather be arrested by you folks than anybody I know."
  12. Season 1(How to Be a Hero)Gilligan:"Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!" Skipper:"See what I mean? He can't even pick coconuts by himself!"
  13. (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard)Harry Ray:"Man, those 2 guys just drove off with all of our goods!" J. J. Sunday:"Relax. The way that Sheriff was eye ballin' us, that certificate is safer where it's at. When our car is ready, we'll go pick it up."
  14. He's my favorite Cousin Roger. And Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Garth Brooks and Johnny Paycheck.
  15. Unfortunately IT already came way back when Dylan Roof went on that killing spree in that SC church in 2015.
  16. Cousin Roger... Jr. Brown covered Waylon's Nashville Rebel on the CD Lonesome On'ry and Mean A Tribute to Waylon Jennings. It's a CD of Waylon songs sung by other stars.
  17. Cousin Roger Jr. Brown is a Country Music singer and Gary Cole is an actor. Gary Cole played in that picture Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. He's the guy who gets thrown out of Applebee's in a scene.
  18. I know many of you here don't give a didly about these remakes. But who do y'all think was/is the best Balladeer Junior Brown The Dukes of Hazzard(2005) version or Gary Cole(2007)version The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning? Leave comments down below.
  19. Enos said to the alien "Well, I'm pleased to meet you sir, and welcome to Hazzard."
  20. Every Friday night There's a steady cloud of dust That leads back to a field filled with pick-up trucks Got old Hank crankin' way up loud Got coolers in the back Tailgates down There's a big fire burnin' But don't be alarmed It's just country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm Ed's been on a tractor Ain't seen Becky all week Somebody said they seen 'em Headed down to the creek Farmer Johnson's daughters just pulled up in a jeep Man he knows how to grow 'em If you know what I mean Ol' Dave's gettin' loud but He don't mean no harm We're just country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm You can have a lot of fun in a New York minute But there's some things you can't do inside those city limits Ain't no closin' time Ain't no cover charge Just country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm Well you can come as you are There ain't no dress code Just some rule route rules that you need to know Don't mess with the bull He can get real mean Don't forget to shut the gate Stay out of the beans If it starts to rainin' we'll just head to the barn We're country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm Well you can have a lot fun in a New York minute But there's some things you can't do inside those city limits Ain't no closin' time Ain't no cover charge Just country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm Ain't no closin' time Ain't no cover charge country boys an' girls gettin' down on the farm Aw let's get down y'all Stay outta that hay
  21. I just saw Keith Gordon(Arnold aka Arnie Cunningham's)mom Christine Belford(Regina Cunningham)on an episode of The Golden Girls on the Hallmark Channel.
  22. Cousin Roger... Floyd The Gay Deceiver and Convicts at Large. Great episodes.

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