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Skipper Duke

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Everything posted by Skipper Duke

  1. Gilligan's Island fans... How many of y'all know of Gilligan's Island in the West? Dusty's Trail?
  2. (Season 1 Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend) Mr. Howell(to the Skipper):"No Offense You Trying On The Dresses is Like Putting a Banana Skin Over a Watermelon..."
  3. (Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Oh a Plan ?. Well Dubov Got a Plan Too, Phooey ! On People !."
  4. This set of tributes comes from Season 1 Goodbye, Island. Gilligan stepped in the glue bucket, while they repair the boat.
  5. (Season 2 The Postman Cometh) Mr. Howell:"You're Supposed to Charm Mary Ann Not Take Inventory !. And You Have to be Romantic, Not Asthmatic!"
  6. (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Lies, lies, lies! I've never seen that woman before!" Mr. Howell/Judge:"Then you missed plenty buster."
  7. (From same episode as the last quotes posted) Andy:"Aunt Bee, and Opie????" Aunt Bee:"Well, I couldn’t very well leave him home alone. Could I?"
  8. ANDY:"MAYOR!!!!!" MAYOR PIKE:"IT'S A OUTRAGE"
  9. (Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Gilligan:"There's Such Thing as Heardity. The Skipper:"That's Heredity You Look Like Him because of Heredity." Gilligan:"See Even You're Convinced." The Skipper:"Will You Go to Sleep?!?" Gilligan:"Ok But if You Wake Up Without Your Head ? Don't Say I Didn't Warn You..."
  10. (Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse:"Are you sure you gotta do this Molly?" Swamp Molly:"I gotta make one last run Jess." Uncle Jesse:(opening moonshine Mason Jar and sniffing the contents)"She's prime."
  11. This set of tributes comes from Season 3 All About Eva. Excited over Eva giving him the key to her boat.
  12. (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Skipper/Bailiff:(in Gilligan's Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan dream sequence)"Bring out the eye witness!" Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Bring out the eye witness! What am I saying!?"
  13. (Season 2 The Rustlers) Burl Tolliver:"Boss Hogg an' the Sheriff. What do they want?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Well, I don't know. But, when you see J. D. smilin' like that, keep one hand on yer wallet."
  14. (Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff) Boss Hogg:(seeing Rosco's Rolls Royce patrol car)"What kind of a nincompoop does this to a Rolls!?" Rosco:"This- A very very rich nincompoop!"
  15. Dukes Trivia: What song do the Dukes sing while decorating the Christmas tree?

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