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A little late but...2/20/1965 Big Man on a Little Stick aired. Surfer/muscleman Duke Williams lands on the island via 5 days riding a tsunami wave. He vows to surf back ASAP. But when the girls eye him flexing his huge biceps in the Boy's Hut, and he gets a look at them everything changes. Hilarity ensues as Gilligan tries to build up his body, the Howell's think a regal Duke has landed on the island & the girls swoon over Duke. But when the surf stud gets too handsy all bets are off & the castaways must trick Duke into getting them rescued...The first of 2 guest appearances by the late, great Denny Miller
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Everyone thinks "Buy your own Fun World Skipper hat. Best way to go best way to get it." They tell me "That way you don't have to deal with people's broken promises."
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(Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Barney Fife(To Helen Crump):"You!? He was talking to you!? I'm a little surprised myself! Well, goodbye to you too!" Barney Fife(To Andy Taylor):"Well if it ain’t Daddy Long Legs!!!"
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(Season 5 Opie Loves Helen) Opie Taylor:"When you and I are far apart, I no longer live." Helen Crump:"Opie, what are you reading, who’s with you??" Barney Fife:"Nobody!" Opie Taylor:"Barney said nobody." Helen Crump:"Opie, could you come over here please? I wanna talk to you." Opie Taylor:"“She wants me to come right over!”
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(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Andy Taylor:“Little Old Ladies Ought Never to Clank.” Barney Fife:"Unless they're headed to the clink."
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 2 Follow That Still) Luke Duke(To ATF Agent Buchanan):"Good morning! Nice day fer a drive, ain't it? Sir?" -
(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Professor George Bancroft:"What's that big bird man doing to that little bird man?" Professor John Corwell:"Well, I can't be to sure, George. But it looks like he's trying to force him to lay an egg!"
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(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Skipper:“I don’t care if the feathers came from the goose that laid the golden egg!” Gilligan:“What goose?” Skipper:“That laid the golden egg, you know, from the fairy tale!” Gilligan:“Laid a golden EGG!!??” Skipper:“Yes Gilligan. Once upon a time there was a goose. This goose laid a golden egg. Now the goose was very important at the time- OH NEVERMIND Gilligan!"
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(Season 1 St. Gilligan and the Dragon) Mr. Howell:"Oh lovey dear!"(splash)Mrs. Howell, Ginger and Mary Ann throw water on him, and he goes back for more!) (splash) Mrs. Howell:"The idea….-" Ginger:"Sneaking around like that." Mary Ann:"Peeping Tom." ALL:"PEEPING TOM!!!"(repeatedly)
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I'm thinking since Fun World's hat cap was not in my original set from my baby brother in 2010 that it's not meant to be that I have their hat cap. If it was meant to be, it would have been in there. Maybe I am not meant to have it. Everyone says "Stop worrying about the Fun World one. It isn't real anyway and you already have a real one your Pakistan one." I guess if I want navy just wear the Broner hats and the navy Lancaster police cop conversion? What do y'all think? Give it up on it and continue enjoying the rest of the collection?
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(Season 2 Ship Ahoax) Gilligan:"Me and my ex best friend The Skipper don't want our hut bein' used as a closet!"
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(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Russian Spy Gilligan:"Are you still there?"(silence)"Phooey on you!" Comrade:"Ah, ha…I am still here!" Russian Spy Gilligan:"Correction, phooey on me!"
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(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Shopping Lady #1:"Isn't that Barney Fife?" Shopping Lady #2:"You're right it is. But the dummy is much better looking!"
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(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Barney Fife:"I said go go go go!"
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(Season 4 The Shoplifters) Ben Weaver:"There’s enough going on here to wake the dead! And you sleep thru it all!" Asa Breeney:"I did not! I got up!"
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(Season 4 Bargain Day) Andy Taylor:"Aunt Bee! What's a matter with you!? He's gonna ruin that thing!"
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(Season 4 Bargain Day) Gomer Pyle:"You’re a good assistant Op. We almost had that thing fixed." Andy Taylor:"And Call the man."
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(Season 1 St. Gilligan and the Dragon) Skipper:"Cool off Howell!" Mr. Howell:"Cool off!? I'm drenched!!"
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Remembering the great Don Knotts, who left us 16 years ago today.
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Remembering Jim Backus on what would have been his 109th birthday. Happy birthday Thurston!!
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Jr. Justice:“What’s the matter daddy?” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“GAS!” Jr. Justice:“Ah it must be the pizza you had for lunch.” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Not my belly the tank. Didn't you fill it up?" Jr. Justice:"Well I thought that-..." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You thought? What the h*** did you use?"
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Jr. Justice:"Im as confused as a baby raccoon!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I don't know where the hell we are." Jr. Justice:"It's right here on the map daddy." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get that d*** thing outta my face!" Jr. Justice:"I was only trying to help." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You wanna help? Jump out the window."
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Big Enos:"Double or nothing, clamchowder from Boston in 18 hrs." Little Enos:"Gimme $500 on the Bandit."
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Snowman:"Your crazy, and I’m divorced"
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Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“Junior, retirement is cat sh**”
