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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. I've never seen it but I remember a song by REO Speedwagon that came out at the same time and  mentions it. The line on the album said, " Livin' like my days are numbered", but on the recording, it said  " Livin' in   days of Thunder", I guess to refer to the current movie.

  2. 6 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    There was an old country song where a guy went around grading women and a woman turned the table on him and starting grading him. It was hilarious!

    I remember a guy called Red Neckerson on the radio and he went off on rating women and  I just remember him saying, " These guys are like oh, I'll give her a 4 or wow, I'd probably give her a 9 and all....but let me tell you something ….the next time you go to rating women...stop and ask yourself a question....HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEBODY TO RATE YO MAMA???  ;) 

  3. I used to drink Buttermilk when I was little. my grandmother got me on it and when I started school, they asked  who liked buttermilk and I was the only one that raised my hand! ( Maybe that's why I now enjoy an  occasional Heineken...drink  Heineken...you'll feel fine again!)

  4. 19 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    I'm surprised you didn't comment on the picture of Popcorn. 

    Popcorn is a classic! I can't add anything to that! There won't be another! I wish he'd been on an episode of the Dukes!

  5. Before you know it, you'll have a guy in a trench coat approach you on the street and say, " PSST...Hey....you...yea you....!! then he'll motion you to follow him into an alley and then open his trench coat and offer to sell you some sanitizer and a roll of toilet paper ….at a GOOD price!  :) 

  6. 23 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    Don't ask me why but I'm following you right into the swamp. I don't really care about Daisy. I want to hear what Miz Tisdale's measurements are. She "sets my motor on fast idle."

    I looked her up...no chest measurement or butt but.....she was 4'8", 286 pounds!! Wow! ( A female Boss Hogg! )  She didn't look THAT fat when she was on the show!   

     

    https://www.celebwikiworthbio.com/nedra-volz-wiki-age-bio-height-net-worth-spouse-kids-family/

     

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