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Hobie Hartkins

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    A little girl was staring at me before Christmas ( she was with her grandmother, I think), at the bank and I waved my beard at her and said " Ho ho ho , if you're not good, I  won't come and see you." Her grandmother leaned over to her ear and while she looked up at me, she pointed and said, " You see there? That's what I've been telling you?" LOL! Even the girls behind the counter laughed! :)  

    On 1/26/2021 at 1:57 PM, HossC said:

    A episode of the current season of the UK TV show QI put forward the following:

    When the Vikings invaded in the 11th century, English women found them attractive because they washed more often than the native British men. The Vikings tended to come without women, so they married English women, upsetting the locals. One monk, John of Wallingford, claimed that Danes cheated by washing. He wrote: "The Danes made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their person. They combed their hair daily and took a bath every Saturday, and even changed their clothes frequently, be which means they undermined the chastity of the wives." Thus there is a theory that all of that stories about Vikings raping and pillaging were written by Englishmen whose wives were taken by more attractive Danes.

    I must remember to have a bath on Saturday to make myself irresistible to women. ;)

    That was excellent Hoss!! I didn't know that! Very interesting! Thank you! 

    3 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

    My wife and I just watched the Eddie Murphy movie  Norbert and this church is in it.....along with other buildings on the Hazzard set. What does the sign say by the front steps? I tried to enlarge it but couldn't tell. 

    The sign in front of the church in Hazzard County says, " The Hazzard Gospel Church"

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    13 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    I'm in awe. This is truly amazing! I can't reveal who February's fan of the month is going to be but he has a black cat that reminds me of the Sphinx looking over Egypt. 

    Well, that let's me out...lol. Besides being the Fan of the Month for January, I haven't had an African American cat since I was a child. ( I'm white...I can't say the " B" word!  :D  :lol: )

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    Edited by Hobie Harkins

    On The episode  " Share and Share Alike" , Cletus stops the car of the crooks with the  credit cards. He writes them a ticket and then one of the crooks says, " you'll need this one won't you?" and hands him a copy of the ticket. Then he says, " You want this one too?" And hands him his copy of the ticket. Cletus says  something ...." ......." ( I can't make it out...WHAT is that whole scene about??? and what did he say??)

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