Hobie Hartkins

Night

That would be great Skipper! Give it a shot!

Hey James! It's good to see you! Welcome! You'll like it in here!

This is something I may have mentioned before, not sure but we've got some newer people in here since then ( More citizens of Hazzard! ) and I thought I would mention it. There was Huey Hogg and then his older brother Dewy Hogg.....we're missing one that never was shown....Louie! They should have had a show with him in it! They HAD to be named after the 3 nephews of Scrooge McDuck! That's a cartoon and Scrooge McDuck's 3 nephews are 1. Huey 2. Dewy 3. Louie.

WOW!! That's a great job! I'm totally impressed! ( come by the car lot and I'll give you a little of my finest and we can look at all the red cars I have on my lot! )

This was the first pic I saw of this and I didn't see the front part.....I was just glancing through it. I thought this was an actual overhead shot of a REAL one!!

luxury off roading? What's wrong with this concept? Think about it. Off roading, " Roughing" it, etc.......luxury? " Well, I want to get down and dirty but I don't want to get TOO dirty........I don't want to get " Too" " Down" either!..........HUH???? You either are or you are NOT!! YOU CAN'T BE BOTH!!

How's this.... You'd have to be dumber than a hick, to think hicks are dumb! ( They dun learned me real good in that there school I dun been to! ) .....I majored in English......with an emphasis on grammar!

I didn't see the movie but I thought the name of the car was Christina. see? If you don't watch the right shows, you wind up ignorant, like a Dumb Hick!

Geniuses

THIS.....needs to be on a T shirt!!

wicked woman

They probably thought, " Ah....bunch of dumb hicks....they'll never notice!" Well....fooled you didn't we mr. producer/writer!!

CApitol City Hospital ( trying to keep things near Hazzard! )

WOW! Thanks a lot! I NEVER noticed this! This is awesome!!

opera

scrubbies ( they wear them when they operate!)

Doctor

OK....!! OK>>>!!! False alarm!! The Dukes they were talking about were Dukes as in Rank, history etc. ( Hey.....I didn't know~!)

Jeopardy has 2 categories on the game show for Dukes of Hazzard and Boss Hogg....only 2 categories...but it's on NOW if anyone want sto watch! ...channel WUXPD

Duck call

The reason we all love you so much here in Hazzard, is because you're so MODEST about it all!! :)

foul

I had a friend in college who had a truck with a wooden bumper!

In their mind that's not discrimination. It's only discrimination if you're against what they're NOT against!