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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. Don't get me started on Ben Jones. I love Cooter. He's a Good ol' Boy but Ben Jones is a Communist. ( I have his book).
  2. Wimpy ( I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!).....remember him?
  3. oh yea, Cousin! Here ya go.... Earworm- a catchy song or tune that runs continually through a person's mind.
  4. That makes it all the more confusing. You would think the people involved with it all , would've done a MUCH better job than they did writting and performing the script!
  5. I had that song as an earworm a few weeks ago!
  6. I read yesterday that by 2026 automakers will have to put in anti drunk driving technology in vehicles so your next new vehicle will most likely have a breathalyzer in it. I protest! As the Hazzard County town drunk....I say this is a violation of my sober rights!
  7. This was another one of the better episodes! I thought it was funny!
  8. Ghost was one of the best episodes. That and too tooo many Roscos and a few others.
  9. This is somewhat how I feel. It didn't have the right " Feel" to it, for a final episode.
  10. LOL!!! LOL!! ( I tell ya....I kill me!! Ha! Ha! )
  11. Ok Cousins....let's keep it PC in here. You know we're ....well....you know what we are.....white....there I said it! So we can't be saying the " B " word! It's not P.C. anymore! If you're African American, you can say the " B " word .....or hey....if you're African American, you can say anything you want! you can even say the terrible, awful, send-you-to-Hell-if you say- it, " N " word!! For us, It needs to be called African American Friday!
  12. I thought first thing of Pamela Anderson....her barbed wire tattoo!
  13. Prince....I know....it's supposed to be red corvette but it's prince.....so itS pink!
  14. F.O......it's part of UFO except you know what it is, so it's just an F.O. .....now if it LANDS.....it's not even an F....just an O!
  15. Never even heard of it!
  16. Waylon: Old Toby...Daddy doesn't know he has the car! ( He crashes) That's daddy's shirt too!
  17. Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200! Well, I'm watching the episode I hate the most of all 147. I've only seen it 3-4 times! " Carnival of Thrills. It's by far the goofiest and it's stupid, Bo and Luke fighting! " You're just lucky we're in Uncle Jesse's house is all. You're unlucky, because we cqan always step outside." STOOPID!! GOOOOOFFFY!!
  18. Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!
  19. The problem is that no one sees it as THEM that's the problem! It's always the other guy!
  20. Rosco comes speeding up to the Farmhouse....Dukes are eating at the table outside....." Keee Keee! You Dipstick Dukes are going to jail!" The Duke boys ......oh I'm sorry I didn't mean " Boy" ( too racial) ....the Duke young men jump up and tell Rosco, "You're gonna have to catch us Rosco! You've offended us for the last time ! You're not going to call us Dipsticks ever again!"
  21. My cousin is Retarded and I would take a bullet for him but I STILL refer to him as retarded!! This has gone beyond ridiculous! What about TDOH using The " D " word about every 4th line of script! Is the " D " word better than the " R " word? ( The " D" word- " Your cousin Cletus? He's so stupid, even the Dipsticks call him a Dipstick!")
  22. I'm sorry to hear that! You know your family in Hazzard is here for you Cousin!
  23. no....it's lewd, not gross!! LOL!! ok...I thought ( and maybe one day I WILL! ) I would wear an old flannel shirt, an old hat, carry a pick ( or get one of those plastic look-a-like picks you see in toy stores) and get one of those sex dolls and shove her down the front of my pants and have her groin close to my face. I would be a Ghost of yesteryear,,,,The Miner 69 er! :)
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