Dream on! They don't call my machine the Moonshine MAULER for nothing!! Cooter just finished tuning it up and Daisy just gave me a good luck kiss ( and a dirty look! LOL! ) Everybody knows I'm going to beat every little red buggy on the track! Just to celebrate I'm about to indulge in a few adult beverages now!
There are more of us fans, than you think! Not just us good ol' Southern boys/girls either! We got lots of Yankees and people from other countries in here too! The Dukes bring us all together! It's great to have you! We hope you'll make yourself at home, feel the Southern hospitality and stay a while!
OK Hazzardites! I'm watching my Braves beat the Shine out of the Yankee Mets! ( How you like that, " Beat the Shine" out of.....!!) LOL! The top of the 8th is almost over and those poor Mets haven't even scored! Ha! Ha! Meanwhile I'm in Hazzard ( right here) and having a few....!! Where are you Roger? Haven't seen you in a Coon's age!
OK guys....Cooter's under the hood....tweaking a few things.....!! In a minute I'll be back on the track....I've only had 2....or.....3? .....hard to say.....but I'm feelin' no pain and I'm lookin' for " TROUBLE ON THE TRACK!!" I'm in my Nagasaki Maserati ( my 2006 Toyota Corolla).....DON'T LAUGH!!! it can go 0-60 in 2.3........minutes! I think it's a little faster than my Japanese Mercedes........my 2008 Nissan Sentra! ( The newest car I've ever owned!)