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Happy birthday to Mr. Luke Duke himself. Hopefully he had an amazing birthday!

Woops. Wasn't talking about Ireland green. LOL

demolition

As a Bears fan...I'm glad the evil green team lost. LOL

Brothers Osborne

I agree Roger. I felt like it was a mockery. Burt Reynolds did great playing Boss and they had some great stunts, but that's as far as I can say positive about it.

Monkey

Hockey (There's a Nashville Predators hockey team)

It also could be coincidence. But yeah hopefully next season will be better for him. It has been a disappointing season. he's still in the Chase, so maybe he can turn it around.

Tigers (baseball team)

They must follow NASCAR's season, because last night's race at Darlington was their last regular season race. The Chase starts next week. Chase won last night. Sadly it was the wrong Chase. Chase Briscoe won to earn the 14th spot into the Chase. Chase Elliott came in 11th. . .which every time I looked he was 20 or 23rd and seeing how Darlington isn't his best track, maybe eleventh isn't so bad. Definitely not great either. Analysis: Briscoe delivers at Darlington in heartfelt Southern 500 triumph (nascar.com) Darlington Raceway Race Results, Lineup | Official Site Of NASCAR Analysis: Briscoe delivers at Darlington in heartfelt Southern 500 triumph (nascar.com)

I hope you had an amazing birthday!

broke

Pay raise

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Thank you Hoss. I did hear about that. I don't know why it didn't occur to post about it. HA. I am happy for him.

I am horrible at watching the races this year, once again. I just need to stay home and watch them. Though I hate seeing stuff like this. Just too scary. I am glad Josh is OK. Daytona and Talledega are just scary for the wrecks.

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Yeah I bet it would be hard to get everyone to do it.

This would be fun. Have a DOH party chat along!

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Boss Hogg looks at his sheriff in hopes of finding some answer to escape his dilemma. "Hey Boss," Garrett yells out from the upstairs jail cell behind them, "you better not leave ol' Jesse waiting for too long. You know he's getting older by the second. He may just forget the deal he's thinking about if you wait much longer. Plus," Garrett pauses to smile evilly at the two city officials, "Jesse don't like having to wait." "You hush it, Garrett," Rosco is quick to snap at him, "this is between us citizens of the law. Not some lowly criminal as yourself!" Boss rolls his eyes impatiently at both of them. "I told you, you nimwit to put him downstairs!" Boss yells before the sound of Jesse on the other line catches his attention. "Dang it Jesse Duke! Why you go play so low on me for? Weren't we friends?" Boss whines into the phone as he blows cigar smoke into Rosco's face. "Were is the important word, Boss. That means you were in the past. Not the present," Rosco reminds Boss who only looks angrier at him. "Maybe," Rosco says with enthusiasm, "if you and ol' Jesse were still friends, y'all wouldn't be in this predicament." "Rosco!" Boss yells before Jesse clears his throat on the other side of the CB to bring him back to his conversation. "Oh hi Jesse. I'm sorry. My nitwitted sheriff was distracting me." He forces a smile and fake kindness in his voice as he talks over the CB. "What's this little deal you have in mind?" Taking his fat fingers off of the CB buttons to await for Jesse's response he glares over at Garrett who stares coldly back at him. "Rosco," he whispers to his sheriff, "you know dang well what he is going to say. We had all this in the grasp of our hands and thanks to you, we are going to lose it all! You better hope his deal is to give your criminal's tape back out of the goodness of his heart for a slice of pizza. Because if we lose all of this and your criminal gets to walk, well," Boss blows more smoke in his face, "I may have to find myself a new sheriff. One I can trust!" "Great idea, Boss," Garrett says from his cell, "you could trust me. I can be your sheriff and ol' Rosco can be in charge of cleaning the sheriff's station and the toilets around here." "You hush it Duke!" Rosco yells at him. "You are the wise one who put him up here," Hogg grins at him before the CB starts to hiss and Hogg puts his fingers up to his mouth to hush his sheriff to hear his enemy's response.