RogerDuke

So I was flipping through the streaming channels this morning and came across a show called zombie house or zombie flippers or something. I ended up watching almost the whole episode and I don't know if their other episodes show them in a better light but this one showed what not to do when 'flipping' a house. They bought a house that needed substantial renovating because they had a buyer already lined up to buy it when it was done. One thing they should have gotten done first was the last thing they repaired which was the leaking roof. First thing they did after demo was plumbing then drywall. One of the flippers turned the water main back in without realizing the plumbing wasn't finished in one of the bathrooms so the bathroom got flooded . Since the roof wasn't fixed it leaked inside when it rained so they just painted over the water stains on the new drywall. They had a big oak tree cut down but the company left a couple of logs behind for a 2nd load pickup but the one flipper flipped out because he scheduled sod for that day. So two of the flippers ask one of the subs if they can load the logs on his Blazer, guy says yeah, big mistake. The flippers ended up totalling the Blazer trying to load one of the logs with the log mover. 3rd week into the quick flip they find out the buyer has some past financial issues and backed out, you'd think they would have had the buyer show them a pre-approval letter or something from the lender. Now that they're selling it themselves they store a bunch of staging furniture in the garage and since the roof wasn't fixed yet an overnight rain shower leaked into the garage ruining all the staging furniture as well as drywall in the garage which they had no choice but to replace this time. When they finally get the roof replaced they went with the cheapest bid and you could definitely see that in the sped up video when the roof guys left 1/2 inch+ gaps between some of the 4x8 osb sheets. I feel sorry for whoever bought that house.

Cousin Hobie... I gave Cousin Roger a sad face too.

There's your sad face cousin! 

Cool Skipper! I'd give you an emoji but it's telling me I've used my limit.....please give me a sad face.

Some of the inconsistencies can be difficult to deal with. For example, on "The Runaway", Mabel Tillingham says the Dukes live on Mill Pond Road which is 18 miles from Hazzard. Two episodes later, Lester Crabb (Treasure of Hazzard) says they live on Mill Road. For my map, I'm going with Mill Pond Road because I trust the phone operator more than a visiting sheriff that was only there one episode and probably left a word out. Also, "Mill Pond" is mentioned in other episodes. Speaking of inconsistencies, Mabel Tillingham is listed as Myrtle Tillingham on the closing credits. I'll trust the folks of Hazzard more than the credits on that one.

After watching the first two seasons I have recorded this many items in my quest to put together the ultimate map of Hazzard County
Residents-62 (Homes and not individuals)
Businesses-54
Roads-49
Landmarks-14 (Canyons, mountains, mines, etc)
Water-22 (Swamps, creeks, ponds, lakes etc)
Other Counties-20 (Includes other towns too)
5 more seasons to go !!!!

Cool Skipper! I'd give you an emoji but it's telling me I've used my limit.....please give me a sad face.

Being normal would be pretty boring so be thankful you're not normal Hobie. I bet I have a lot more things that make me "not normal" than you do. That's why people like being around me...,I'm not boring. 

We could do it on December 25....the birthday of our Supreme Superior Commander.....umm, both of them. 

Being normal would be pretty boring so be thankful you're not normal Hobie. I bet I have a lot more things that make me "not normal" than you do. That's why people like being around me...,I'm not boring. 

I actually made a huge list of "Waylonisms" that takes up several pages, too long for here.
But two from Rosco:
"I caught them fighting like the third monkey on the gangplank of Noah's Ark!" (S4E1 "Mrs Daisy Hogg")
Or:
Cooter: "Well, what brings you out so early, Boss?"
Rosco: "I'll tell you what brings him out.  He knows you’re an early bird, and with him being a worm, he plans on catching you.” (S5E19 "Welcome Back Bo 'N Luke")

LOL! Oh yes! I live in Sparta Tn. about 70m east of Nashville and it's really big on Blue Grass....Benny Martin and the big one, Lester Flatt are both FROM here! My wife used to bag Lester Flatt's wife's groceries when she was still alive!

That might be part of the problem! You can't wait that long between visits to get your back aligned. I have to go every few months as a kind of maintenance!

Did your chiropractor say "I'm glad to see your back!"

It's easy to make a comment. What you're doing is hard....and quite impressive. 

That is awesome! Three cheers for MeTV. When I first saw the post I thought it said MTV. That's the music channel that doesn't have any music. I guess it's a sign of the times. CMT doesn't much music either even though their M stands for it too. The educational channels don't have any educational shows and the news doesn't have news anymore (only opinions). 

I still haven't heard what it was all about. 
My lower back is killing me. I went to the chiropractor yesterday but it hasn't helped. That was my first trip there in two years. 

It's easy to make a comment. What you're doing is hard....and quite impressive. 

This is my point. I really don't see where they would get their business from..... for a 3rd shift!

Bo Duke:"You think I should bleed these brakes again?" Luke Duke:"If you don't relax, the only thing that's gonna do any bleedin' is yer nose. What's a matter with you anyways? Yer as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

Y'all are amazingly kind with your comments!
Also, I forgot to mention the dually wheels are resin items I got on Ebay which match exactly the ones on the real thing. 

THAT...is just unbelievable!! EEEEEXCELLENT!     

You make it sound so easy. This would be an impressive build if it was all shiny, but the weathering and dirt take it to another level. I can't believe that you even used different guitar strings for the aerials - that's attention to detail!

Just...wow. the level of detail. 

I just checked my notebook. The first episode of season 2 is where I have this listed "Shorty's All Night Rib Shack and Pool Hall on Swamp Road". 
On season 5 episode 6 I have listed "All Night Pizza Parlor on Frontage Road". 
On season 4 episode episode 25 and season 5 episode 7 I have listed "All Night Supermarket on Frontage Road"
I do have a Hazzard Hospital listed on season 5 episode 17. 
Bear in mind that some of the episode numbers could be off by one depending on whether or not a two parter was listed as one episode.